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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Rip This Joint (S07E07)

"Hi, honey. Welcome home from work."
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"Oh, god, I love saying that."
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"It's much better than saying, welcome home from loitering at the head shop."
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"Oh, my god, hyde. Five seconds have gone by, and you haven't ripped off your tie,"
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"or as you refer to it, "the yoke of oppression.""
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"Yeah, forgot I was wearin' it."
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"Would you look at that?"
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"The dancing bear has become accustomed to his cage."
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"Why would you put a dancing bear in a cage?"
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"He's entertaining you, give him some room."
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"No, fez, what she's saying is that hyde is becoming a money-grubbing corporate zombie."
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"Did you hear that, steven? We're gonna be rich!"
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"No, we're not, jackie."
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"I hate the man. I'm still dedicated to kicking his ass."
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"I'm just doing it from the inside, where I get a pension and dental and stuff."
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"Oh, don't worry, honey. You're still a rebel."
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"Give me two years, I'll have him speaking french and writing thank-you notes."
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"hyde's growin' up so fast."
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"It seems like just yesterday, we were swipin' "playboys," trenchin'old man shinsky's yard"
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"and cuttin' the brakes on fat marvin's bike."
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"I don't remember trenching old man shinsky's yard."
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"Oh, that's 'cause you didn't approve."
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"I think your exact words were, "that guy's worked hard on his yard.""
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"What's wrong with me?"
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"Yeah, I don't want to wake up in 20 years and realize that I haven't harassed enough grouchy old men."
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"And I don't want to wake up in 20 years and realize this was all a dream."
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"Wouldn't that be weird,"
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"if none of this was real?"
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"Okay, now I'm starting to freak out a little."
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"You know what? I want to trench a yard."
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"Just not if it's one of those pranks that involves heights or"
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"touching bugs. I'm not--I-I..."
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"I won't touch a bug."
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"No, you just park your car on someone's yard, and then you step on the gas, throw it in drive, and tear up the lawn."
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"Then you go get fries and talk about how awesome it was."
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"You know what, you guys?"
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"I'm gonna trench old man shinsky's yard. In fact, I'm gonna trench that yard"
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"like no yard has been trenched in the history of yard trenching."
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"Are you with me?"
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"- Whatever. - Yeah."
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"I said, are you with me?!"
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"- Whatever. - Yeah."
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"yeah! That's what I like to hear."
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"What are those for?"
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"oh, no. What did you do?"
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"Why did you have to wear something so revealing? It's just a friendly party, for pete's sake."
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"This party's not for pete. It's for kitty, dummy."
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"They've been arguing all the time lately."
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"Last night they did two hours on "I know you are, but what am I"?"
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"Did someone say party?"
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"There's no party. Right, kitty?"
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"Yes, there is a party, red."
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"Didn't you wonder why I bought all that liquor?"
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"Honestly, no."
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"Hey, thanks for inviting us to your party, Mrs. Forman."
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"We can't stay, though, 'cause eric's gonna trench..."
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"a coat."
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"A trench coat."
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"Kitty, how could you have a party without telling me?"
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"Maybe it's because every time she tells you, you go through five stages"
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"anger, fury, rage, super rage, and, finally,"
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"cursing god for bringing you into this world."
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"I've been there."
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"Why did you do it?!"
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"So what's the occasion, kitty?"
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"According to "cosmo"'s latest quiz,"
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"I have medium to lowself-esteem."
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"So"
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"the article suggested that I should throw a party in celebration of me."
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"I've done that. I've done that."
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"- You've have, too? - Isn't it fun?"
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"- Yeah. - I know."
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"okay, guys, I've been thinking about this trenching thing, and it's a little boring."
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"But I think I've figured out a way to forman-ize it."
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"You mean, make it more boring?"
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"No, I don't."
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"I mean, I'm going to get out of the car,"
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"moon old man shinsky and then trench the yard."
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"That's right. You've all now been witness to the invention of the "moon 'n' trench.""
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"I don't know, eric. It seems risky."
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"I mean, you're not fast, you're uncoordinated, and you're easily tripped."
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"I mean, if you get out of the car, you're a dead man."
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"Not with me backin' him up as his first lieutenant."
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"Oh, um, actually, you're not my first lieutenant. Donna's my first lieutenant."
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"What a year."
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"How could you pick a girl over me?"
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"Kelso, remember when we put eggs in sister mary catherine's mail slot,"
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"and you were the getaway driver?"
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"And when we needed to get away,"
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"you had left to get ice cream?"
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"I was the getaway driver, and I got away."
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"Man, you've got forman, kelso, an old man and a naked butt."
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"This could go the kind of wrong people write books about."
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"I can't believe I'm not goin'."
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"Oh, that's right. See, steven decided he'd rather hang out with his father at kitty's grown-up cocktail party."
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"I'm hyde. I'm goin' to a cocktail party."
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"I'm hyde. I'm going to a party with cocktails."
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"what the hell are you guys doing?"
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"I don't know, but it's funny."
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"Kitty,"
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"who are all these people?"
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"Well, they're my friends."
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"I never introduced you because I know you don't care."
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"Thanks."
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"Hey, W.B., Come on in."
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"Hey, steven. I thought I had the wrong night."
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"You white folks throw a really quiet party."
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"Yeah, wait till they bring out the onion dip. All hell breaks loose."
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"I want you guys to meet my dad."
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"This is william barnett. He owns a chain of record stores."
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"He's rich."
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"Jackie, I don't know if I'd say-- ah, what the hell, yeah, I am."
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"And, W.B., This is bob, who's also done some work in retail,"
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"and midge, who's also been to... some stores."
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"It's true."
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"Steven, you didn't tell me your father was so handsome."
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"Hey, what about me?"
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"Well, you didn't tell me either."
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"Okay, hello. Hello."
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"Let's kick off kitty fest with a little game."
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