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Clips from The Goldbergs - Big Orange (S03E03)

"was as big as the universe."
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"And they connect right there to make the Big Dipper. See it?"
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"¶ ...to a lonely place"
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"No."
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"We'll get there."
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"That's what it means to be a family."
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"Sure, you occasionally act like a dummy,"
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"but in the end,"
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"you always help each other reach for the stars."
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"¶"
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"ADAM: Look! It's the Space Shuttle!"
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"Wow!"
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"Yo! Want a ride?"
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"Liftoff! (BOY MIMICS BEEPING)"
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"DISTORTED VOICE: Space Camp!"
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"That's the machine that defeated your pants?"
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"I will dominate it!"
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"That thing is merciless, Bar. It's not worth it."
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"No, no. Let him go."
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"It's Gyro time."
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"Ohh! Whoa!"
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"Stop it!"
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"Something's happening to my body!"
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"I should not have had that milkshake!"
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"Here's 10 bucks to keep it going until he passes out."
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"I'm unconscious!"
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"I'm completely unconscious!"
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"(YELLS)"
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"Yep, NASA had an actual summer program"
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"where you got to live like an astronaut."
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"Hollywood even made a SpaceCamp movie"
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"starring a young Joaquin Phoenix"
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"and a goofy robot which captured the heart of the entire nation."
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"Shh!"
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"No one is talking, dude."
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"Well, it captured my heart."
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"Wow! Wasn't that the most amazing movie you've ever seen?"
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"Eh, a bunch of kids getting accidentally launched into space?"
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"That's asking a lot of the audience."
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"It wasn't an accident."
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"A small boy befriends a robot"
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"who gets a NASA computer to launch them into orbit."
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"It's based on a true story."
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"Yeah, you said the same thing about Mannequin"
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"And Weekend at Bernie's."
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"Fine! I believe in the magic of movies!"
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"Doesn't change the fact that I'm gonna go to the real space camp someday."
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"Well, if I were you, I'd go now, before it's too late."
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"What do you mean, "too late?""
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"We're in high school next year, bro."
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"Stuff like space camp doesn't exactly scream "cool.""
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"No! You think?"
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"Your dorkiness is becoming a tonnage issue,"
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"so, yeah, I'd rein it in."
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"Then it's settled! This summer, I will live out my dream at space camp,"
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"and nothing's gonna stop me."
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"Nothing except your dad, who will for sure stop you."
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"Oh, he'll try, but I got the ultimate weapon..."
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"Showmanship."
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"You guys. (LAUGHS)"
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"(STATIC) What the hell?"
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"Jim J. Bullock was about to get sassy!"
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"Jimmy J. Can wait! I've got an urgent presentation for you"
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"that will for sure change your entire life."
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"Will it?"
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"ADAM: Space... The final frontier. Or is it?"
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"My name is Adam Frederick Goldberg,"
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"and I have the right stuff."
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"Big-time! (LASER GUNFIRE)"
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"Damn you, earthling hero!"
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"I would have taken your precious moon"
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"if it wasn't for one thing!"
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"BOTH: Space camp!"
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"(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYS)"
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"Commander Adam Goldberg,"
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"you just saved the moon from an alien invasion."
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"How did you do it?"
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"I learned it at..."
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"Space camp!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(BOOK CLATTERS)"
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"That's right. Space Camp."
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"For the price of only 500 cups of coffee,"
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"you can help your youngest son reach for the stars."
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"It's me, Adam Clayberg,"
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"and my dream is to go on a real spaceship."
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"Look! Here's one now!"
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"All aboard!"
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"DISTORTED VOICE: Space Camp!"
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"(MUSIC ENDS)"
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"I know you're a busy man, so I took the liberty of filling out the check."
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"Wow."
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"Of all the moron things my moron kids have ever asked for,"
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"this takes the cake. Dad, this is my dream!"
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"You're literally asking me for a spaceship."
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"Don't twist my words!"
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"I just want access to one."
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"The answer is "No." I'm not sending you to space."
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"And you! Stop encouraging him!"
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"I have to be honest..."
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"I don't know what any of this is."
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"I just like spending time with the boy."
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"¶ I'm twisted up inside"
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"¶ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say"
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"¶ I don't know the future"
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"¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶"
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"ADULT ADAM: It was Mother's Day 1980-something,"
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"and my mother was awaiting her children's love"
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"on her special day."
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"Something's wrong. I don't smell breakfast."
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"Except her children forgot."
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"It's me... your mother."
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"Ready to enjoy all the things that mothers get."
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"(CHUCKLES) You know."
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"Enough with the small talk. We need breakfast foods. I'm a growing boy."
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"I would love a nice fruit plate, but with no honeydew filler."
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"And don't let the pineapple touch the kiwi."
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"Yeah, I like that. Sounds good."
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"You should really be writing this down."
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"Fortunately, our house had one suck-up..."
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