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Clips from The Goldbergs - Big Orange (S03E03)

"Excuse me, sir. You left this bag in the dressing room."
The Goldbergs
"Looks like your old pants?"
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"It's not mine! It belongs to another small boy!"
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"Go, go, go! Go, go!"
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"It's been a minute. We're done."
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"Let me out of your grasp."
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"The coupon says "Spoonies with Mama.""
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"It doesn't specify a time limit."
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""One minute" was implied!"
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"Well, you should have put that in the terms and restrictions."
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"I wrote that when I was six! The world was still new!"
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"Well, why don't we change that attitude"
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"with a "Full Day of Compliments"?"
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"Dear God, why!"
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"Oh, go on. Just tell me everything you love about me."
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"Your hair is yellow. (CHUCKLES)"
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"You're always picking stuff up."
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"Mm."
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"And putting cheeses on meats and shrimps."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"I don't know. Erica, help me out here."
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"I've got my own problems!"
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"This is... (GAGS)"
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"I can't... (GAGS)"
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"This is my hell!"
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"Okay, I'm finished. It's finally over."
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"Uh-uh-uh-uh. Not yet."
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"I'm gonna get the pumice stone"
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"and let you go to town on my rough areas."
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"I've got a coupon good for whatever I want!"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Oh, no. Why would you write that? Why?"
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"I was 10! I wanted to go play!"
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"I didn't know this day would come!"
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"This is too much."
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"Last night, we went to an Italian restaurant,"
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"and she made me "Lady and the Tramp" a piece of spaghetti."
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"That's nothing."
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"This morning, I gave her a back massage."
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"Her skin sucked up the lotion like a biscuit!"
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"Yesterday, I held hands with her for an hour"
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"as we walked around the park."
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"We looked like a lesbian couple where she makes the money!"
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"While I'm having my heels shaved,"
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"why don't we hear about Barry being a little teapot?"
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"I'm not a little teapot! I'm a ripped one!"
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"Uh, we're done. Mother's Day is officially over."
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"Sorry, boop. I've still got a huge stack of coupons left."
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"Doesn't matter, 'cause they all just expired."
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"(LAUGHING) Oh!"
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"We both know there's not a coupon in the world"
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"I can't make the manager honor."
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"Well, I am manager, and I reject your coupons."
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"Why do you get to be manager? This isn't fair."
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"There is no manager."
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"I demand co-manager, or I walk!"
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"Whatever! Fine! We're co-managers!"
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"And my first act as co-manager will be this."
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"I see."
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"So, you're not just ruining this Mother's Day."
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"You're taking every other one away, too."
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"I'm sorry, but we have no other choice."
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"Message received."
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"I apologize in advance for what comes next."
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"¶"
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"(KNOCK ON DOOR)"
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"Uh, whatever this is, I don't want it or need it."
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"It's me... your grandson."
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"I know."
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"The boy just wanted to know"
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"which of Murray's dreams you crushed when he was a child."
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"Oh! This could be fun. Come on in."
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"And that is why you never trust a Polynesian."
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"Yeah, I think we're getting off-topic."
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"Remember, I came here about my dad's childhood dreams."
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"Aw, that dummy never had any dreams."
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"Are you sure? Wait."
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"Come to think of it, that dummy had a dummy."
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"There's the dummy's dummy."
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"What the..."
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"Dad wanted to be a ventriloquist?"
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"He loved this stupid wooden piece of crap."
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"Luckily, I told him to stop being a jackass"
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"and go out and get a job."
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"Stupid 9-year-old kid."
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"Whoa."
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"Can I have this, Pop-Pop?"
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"No way! I use that in the carpool lane."
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"Come on, Ben. It'd mean a lot to Adam."
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"How much is a lot? $200?"
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"Are you trying to shake down your own grandchild?"
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"He looks like he eats good."
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"It's a small price to pay to give Dad his dream so I can get mine."
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"Fine. I'll take care of it."
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"That was a discount price for the kid."
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"For you, it's $300."
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"Well, that's fair."
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"Let me just reach in my wallet, and..."
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"Go grab the doll and go."
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"Go, go, go! Go, go, go! Whoa! Whoa, whoa!"
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"You're lucky I was too cheap to have hip surgery,"
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"or I'd be running after ya!"
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"It was the morning after Barry and Erica trashed their Mother's Day coupons."
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"My mom had yet to retaliate..."
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"until now."
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"What the..."
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"ERICA: What the..."
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"My things!"
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"Your things? What about my things?"
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"Mom, come quick! We got robbed!"
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"We need to get the FBI on this!"
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"They took my hockey stick!"
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"And...And some things from under my mattress!"
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"Your things aren't stolen, schmoopers."
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"I just took them all back."
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"What are you saying right now?"
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"You took away a lifetime of gifts from me."
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"It's only fair I do the same."
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"You can't do this!"
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"I need my Samurai sword and my California Raisins"
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