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Clips from South Park the Streaming Wars Part 2

"Eric, I swear, I have no clue what you're talking about."
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"Then read it."
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"Read about how none of the streaming services had any"
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"chance of lasting but paid out thousands of dollars anyway."
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"Read about how the water commissioner of Colorado"
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"knew about it the entire time!"
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"Eric, where did you get this?"
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"Tolkien, my eyes are up here,"
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"please stop staring at my titties."
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"I am staring you dead in the eye."
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"Where did you get this?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hi. I'm Gwyneth Paltrow."
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"I got women everywhere excited about investing in crypto."
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"And now there's something even better to invest in."
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"Uh... uh... um..."
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"Fortune favors the brave. Fortune favors the brave."
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"[slurps, gags]"
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"FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Go pee!"
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"With Pipi+."
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"My fellow Coloradoans,"
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"today we will try to put an end"
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"to the drought that has crippled our state."
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"It's my pleasure to announce that the city of Denver"
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"will be investing heavily in the Pipi streaming service."
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"And we encourage you all to "Go pee.""
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"Oh, thank you! Thank you, Denver!"
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"It is a my honor to give you all of the pee that I can."
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"And so, as of today, we are all going"
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"-to live in... -RANDY [distant]: Wait!"
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"Hold on!"
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"-Who is that? -Excuse me!"
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"Please, I have to get to the front!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone, please."
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"-Please, I have an announcement. -[feedback screeches]"
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"Everyone, my name is Dr. Randy Marsh"
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"and I am..."
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"-a scientist! -[feedback screeches]"
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"The damage that has been done to our fresh water"
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"due to the streaming wars is irreversible, yes."
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"But I believe I have a plan."
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"And if you don't mind,"
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"I'd like to show my deck to each and every one of you."
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"Whip it out, bro!"
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"The answer..."
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"is an ocean water desalinization plant."
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"When all of you hear about droughts in our country,"
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"don't you ever think, "Wait, the Earth is 75% water."
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"What the fuck? How can we not have enough water, right?""
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"[all murmuring in agreement]"
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"The only thing stopping us from not"
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"being able to use seawater for our daily use is the salt."
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"I have a plan to pipe the water"
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"from the oceans up to the Continental Divide."
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"From there, we separate the salt from the water,"
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"giving our entire country enough clean water forever."
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"And we ship the salt off to Arby's and KFC where it belongs."
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"[cheering and whooping]"
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"Dr. Marsh, you have all the funding you need."
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"Randy Marsh has the better deck!"
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"[cheering loudly]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ She's only 17...♪"
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"PIPI: Ever since I can remember,"
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"I've wanted two things."
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"My own waterpark and to only have to pay"
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"for one streaming service. And what I didn't know..."
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"was that my own employees"
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"would try to fuck me!"
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"And fucking ruin my life!"
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"Who is this guy talking about a desalinization plant?!"
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"How did we miss him?!"
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"He's just some scientist, h-he came out of nowhere."
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"I asked you to take care of anybody who might get in my way!"
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"I just wanna be a lifeguard."
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""I just wanna be a lifeguard.""
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"You just wanna fuck Pipi!"
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"You're all a bunch of stinky poopy babies!"
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"All of you! You little pussy bitches!"
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"[roars]"
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"Oh, you don't like that, huh?"
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"I told you, I told you kill anyone"
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"in the mountains who could be a problem!"
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"You a little ManBear-bitch, that's what you are!"
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"[roaring]"
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"You wanna fuck with Pipi, huh?"
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"Don't forget what I have on you."
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"Sit down, ManBearBitchy!"
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"[groans]"
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"I want that desalinization plant gone"
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"and I want the scientist dead!"
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"There can only be one streaming service."
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"And it's going to be Pipi+!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"The people were all excited about the possibility"
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"of a new desalinization plant."
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"But I had a lingering uneasiness in my gut."
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"And then, just like that, in walked the nicest pair"
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"of knockers I'd ever seen in my life."
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"Detective, we need to talk to you."
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"Aw, fuck, not you again."
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"Get out of here kid, I'm not going to arrest your mom."
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"You might think differently when you hear what we have to say."
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"-Go ahead, Tolkien. -Sir,"
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"we think the person who killed Robert Cussler"
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"actually had a bigger plan: to make the drought happen."
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"Your father killed Robert Cussler."
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"And what makes you think he had a bigger plan?"
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"Wait a minute. Did he tell you his business plan?"
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"Did he show you his deck?!"
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"No."
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"My uncle Larry showed me his dick once."
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"My dad isn't capable of killing anyone."
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"Well, I'm sure that's true."
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"And that's why your father had ManBearPig do it for him."
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"You see, your dad used ManBearPig to get rid"
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"of the competition in the streaming wars."
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"Butters, please."
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"And ManBearPig will just go right on doing"
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"whatever Tolkien's father says because he's afraid."
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