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Clips from South Park the Streaming Wars Part 2

"[man coughs, sniffles]"
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"[pages shuffling]"
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"LAWYER: Please state your name for the record."
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"-Stan Marsh. -[page turns]"
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"LAWYER: And, uh, Mr. Marsh, you were involved"
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"in the streaming wars, is that correct?"
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"We made stuff for streaming services, yes."
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"And how do you know the defendant in this case?"
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"She's the mother of my f-- acquaintance."
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"When you made your deals for streaming services,"
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"you sort of leveraged them against each other, didn't you?"
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"That is correct."
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"And now the streaming bubble has burst"
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"and your own father is in hiding, isn't that correct?"
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"My dad is missing, that is correct."
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"What exactly was your job in making these"
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"little Popsicle stick boats for streaming services?"
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"Um, my job was to eat the Popsicles."
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"And the people who paid you didn't care what you made?"
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"Well, if you look at it, only about a fourth of what's on"
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"most streaming services is really worth a shit,"
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"so-- Oh, sorry."
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"Do you know what an exclusive deal is?"
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"Yes, I know what an exclusive deal is."
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"So, if you make an exclusive deal with a streaming service,"
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"you can't make an exclusive deal"
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"with another streaming service, can you?"
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"It's not our fault that the streaming wars happened!"
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"So, then why not just give back the money?"
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"-We can't! -Why not?!"
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"'Cause the money is all in Cartman's fucking tits!"
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"[gallery gasping]"
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"-♪ ♪ -[gavel banging]"
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"CARTMAN: Ms. Cartman, you and your son live in a hot dog,"
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"is that correct?"
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"Yes, Eric, you know that's correct."
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"And your son wanted you"
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"to get fake tits so that the rich guy"
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"across the street would let you live with him"
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"but you refused, is that right?"
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"That's right."
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"So when I said, "If you don't get fake tits I will,""
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"you just told me to go ahead."
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"Yes, because I'm sick of you doing extreme things"
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"to get your way."
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"So you refused even though tons"
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"of women get fake breasts all the time."
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"Your Honor, I'd like to introduce Exhibit D--"
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"tons of women with fake tits."
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"Tom, I'm standing outside the courthouse where the judge"
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"has just thrown out the Cartman v. Cartmancase."
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"The judge said, quote, "You're all a bunch of shitheads."
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"Get out of my courtroom.""
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"Just proof once again, Tom,"
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"that streaming services have made everything suck."
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"["You Don't Miss Your Water" by Otis Redding playing]"
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"♪ In the beginning♪"
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"♪ You really loved me, oh♪"
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"♪ I was too blind♪"
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"♪ I could not see, now♪"
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"♪ But now that you left me♪"
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"♪ Oh, how I cried, I keep crying♪"
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"♪ You don't miss your water♪"
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"♪ Till your well runs dry♪"
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"'Kay, Mom, well, I hope you learned your lesson."
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"So, maybe now, will you get fake tits"
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"so I can get these stupid things out?"
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"No, Eric! No!"
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"♪ I never thought, no♪"
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"Can I get a Frosty?"
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"♪ I never thought you'd ever leave me♪"
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"♪ But now that you've left me♪"
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"♪ Good Lord, good Lord, how I cried♪"
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"♪ You don't miss your water♪"
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"♪ You don't miss your water♪"
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"♪ Till your well runs dry♪"
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"♪ Ooh, you don't miss your water♪"
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"♪ You don't miss your water♪"
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"♪ Till your well runs dry♪"
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"♪ I miss my water, I keep missing my water...♪"
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"-Oh, shit, it's Karen! -What?"
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"[others gasping, murmuring]"
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"Come on. Go, kids, go."
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"What... what happened?"
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"-Wow, it's the real thing. -We gotta go!"
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"[siren whoops]"
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"There! You see? Karen is right there!"
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"Okay, okay, everyone back-- just stay back!"
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"All right, Karen. We don't want any trouble."
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"Huh?"
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"It doesn't have to be like this, Karen. Let us get you some help."
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"Can-can someone please tell me what's going on?"
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"Is there, like, a manager I can speak to somew..."
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"[grunts, stammers, exhales]"
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"Karen's clear!"
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"Move in!"
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"[monitor beeping steadily]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"HARRIS: Just relax."
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"I need to know what you remember, Karen."
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"I started a streaming service..."
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"to compete with the weed farm across the street."
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"And some guy died."
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"That's right."
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"Do you know where the owner of Credigree Weed is now?"
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"No."
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"The steaming wars got out of hand."
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"Your rival here somehow got"
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"ManBearPig to work for him and murder the competition."
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"You... went down to the Colorado State Water Commission's office."
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"You asked to speak with the manager."
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"And then you went full nuclear Karen."
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"Full nuclear Karen?"
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"HARRIS: You went ballistic on everybody."
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"-MAN: Okay... -Call the cops, goddamn it, if you don't like me over here."
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"-Fucking call 'em! -MAN: Okay. Karen."
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"Motherfucker!"
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"-Go back to Mexico. -WOMAN: Listen. I said--"
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"I said "excuse me.""
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"Go. Go back wherever you're from!"
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