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Clips from Weeds - A Yippity Sippity (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"Shane, what the fuck happened at the party?"
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"I killed Pilar with a croquet mallet by the pool."
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"She was gonna kill us so I popped the bitch."
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"My child murdered someone. I have to leave town now."
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"You can come if you want. I'd like you to come."
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"No, I want to stay here and start my life with this woman I love."
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"Well, that's not really an option for you anymore, Andy."
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"We're not gonna work out."
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"So, what's the destination, boss?"
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"North."
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"Time for Uncle Andy's guide to living off the grid."
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"Step one, kill your old identity."
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"Step two, establishing new identities."
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"- I'll be Mike. - Shawn."
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"- Nathalie. - I'll be Randy Newman! N-E-W-M-A-N."
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"Heritage muddy. Jew? Can't tell."
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"The Newmans will succeed where the Botwins failed."
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"They will find jobs, have hobbies."
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"They will live a normal life."
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"Go get her. Get my son."
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"It was about four months ago."
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"And, Andy was there for the birth, of course."
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"And Esteban arrived later."
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"That pissed off Andy like you wouldn't believe."
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"But I guess he's happy now. He took off after her"
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"like she was made of shit and he was king of the flies."
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"I had just been held hostage and my fiance was leaving me."
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"I wasn't asking too many questions about Nancy's travel plans."
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"Far away, I hope."
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"In my minivan."
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"In my minivan."
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"What do we want? Money!"
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"When do we want it? Now!"
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"What do we want? Money!"
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"When do we want it? Now!"
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"What do we want? Money!"
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"This is a real dilemma, Nance."
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"- On the one hand... - We want money."
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"Well, on the other..."
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"We want it now? Need, actually."
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"We have exactly $793 between us."
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"I don't see the dilemma."
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"Crossing a picket line is against everything Andy Botwin's ever stood for."
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"What's broke-ass Randy Newman's take on it?"
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"Fuck them."
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"- Don't cross our line! - Stay strong."
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"Union busters! Scabs!"
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"Well, you all seem to have quite a lot of experience"
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"in the hospitality industry."
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"We're very passionate about hospitality."
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"Any problem crossing the picket line?"
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"They're all bark. No bite."
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"Morally, I mean."
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"We sympathize with both sides."
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"Yeah. Well, only one side is right. Okay?"
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"Those are good people out there and I'd be with them if I could."
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"But I got to pay for rink time."
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"My youngest is an ice dancer."
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"Russia, 2014."
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"Noel Kruszewski. Remember that name."
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"Noel Kruszewski."
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"That is some outfit."
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"- He's not gay. - I'm sure he's not."
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"Yeah. Well, he might be gay."
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"That's okay, too."
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"So, I'm a great problem solver. I manage people really well."
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"And Randy here..."
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"I don't typically toot my own horn but I do have extensive culinary training."
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"I am great behind the bar. Quick with the bottle, short with the pour."
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"Well, that all sounds quite impressive."
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"Dishwasher. Bellhop. Maid."
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"This is good."
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"It's grounding. It's a seedling."
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"From which we will branch out and flourish."
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"The normal Newmans from normal town?"
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"And you really believe we can keep this up for any serious length of time?"
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"This is who we are now. This is us."
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"What if you'd have gotten a real job after Dad died"
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"and we could have skipped all this shit?"
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"We would have had to sell the house."
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"Move to a very different zip code."
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"You and Shane would have gone to even lousier public schools."
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"Doesn't sound so bad."
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"You probably still would have knocked up a girl."
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"Maybe this one would have been blind instead of deaf or missing a limb."
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"You would have struggled with your grades,"
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"smoked weed, dropped out, gotten your GED."
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"Your brother still would have had rage issues."
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"He would have lost his virginity to a skanky girl or a skanky-girl duo."
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"He would have grown increasingly alienated,"
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"ended up stabbing the mailman or my manager at the Gap."
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"We would have been in the exact same spot we're in right now."
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"Shane, if Mom would have worked at the Gap instead of selling drugs,"
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"you think you still would have killed somebody?"
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"Probably."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I think your mom has now awakened all the hookers."
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"Okay, hopefully, he should sleep soon."
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"There's four bottles in the fridge. Changing stuff is on the dresser."
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"Remember to cream his butt, so he doesn't get a rash."
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"And you got to burp him every time you feed him."
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"Your mom's gonna call in a couple hours. She says don't leave the room."
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"Did you really just say, "Cream his butt?""
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"I did. Mike, time to go."
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"You really think it's a good idea?"
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"Leaving Pebbles with Bamm-Bamm?"
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"No, but we can't afford childcare, so we have to take this small leap of faith."
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"I'm encouraged, because so far, the baby's never tried to have us all killed."
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"Nice hat."
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"Let's practice. I'll say ding and you hop."
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"Ding! Get me the remote."
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"Shit! He just took the remote, Stevie. We're screwed."
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"Fuck this place. Let's roll."
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"Housekeeping!"
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"Hey. Hi. What's going on?"
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"I feel like we're in a reality show."
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"Who's getting chopped?"
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"You the new dishwasher?"
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"And... Randy. Randy."
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