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Clips from Joe Versus the Volcano

"I don't want to get married."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Afraid of the commitment?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You have to love and honor me for 30 seconds. You can't handle that?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"All right. Marry us."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You want to marry her?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yes."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- You want to marry him? - Yes."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're married."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Thank you, Chief."
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"I'm going now."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Don't jump."
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"Listen to me. These are my last words."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I have to be brave. I have to jump."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Good-bye."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Don't come out here. - I have some last words, too."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I can't think of anything to say."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I'm jumping with you. - No, you're not."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- "Whither thou goest, I go. " - You didn't agree to this."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I do what I want. - Don't do it for me."
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"I'm not."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Joe, nobody knows anything."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"We'll take this leap and we'll see."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That's life."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I saw the moon when we were out on the ocean, shining down on everything."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I've been miserable so long. Years of my life, wasted."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Been a long time coming here to meet you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"A long time, on a crooked road."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Did I ever tell you..."
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"...the first time I saw you..."
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"...I felt like I'd seen you before?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You're not jumping without me."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"So, what are we hoping for here?"
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"A miracle."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"A miracle."
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"I love you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You do?"
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"This is it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"This is it."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Give me your hand."
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"I love you, too."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Patricia?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why aren't you dead?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why aren't you dead?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- The volcano. - We jumped in and it blew us out."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That's impossible."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I'd say, at least it's a miracle."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"There goes Waponi Woo."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"God. We really lucked out."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yeah, but..."
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"But what?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I hate to mention it, but we're in the middle of nowhere."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"We're going to drown."
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"No, we're not. We're going to be all right."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't know how, but we're going to be all right."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"See?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"How did you do that?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Isn't this romantic? Who gets a honeymoon like this?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Yeah, but..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What's the matter?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- I still have a problem. - What?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I have a brain cloud."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"A brain cloud."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What is that?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Well, it's..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Maybe I should get a second opinion."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You didn't get a second opinion about something called a brain cloud?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I just felt-"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"What are you, a hypochondriac?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I was. Not now."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Nothing is wrong with you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Dr. Ellison said-"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"So some quack told you..."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Dr. Ellison? - Yeah."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That's my father's doctor."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"He is?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Dr. Ellison doesn't have any other patients. My father owns Dr. Ellison."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Why would he...?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"He set you up."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- Who? - My father."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"You mean, he set me up?"
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"- Yeah. - No."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I don't have a brain cloud?"
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Couldn't they think of something better than "a brain cloud"?"
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"My whole life I've been a victim."
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"I've been a dupe, a pawn."
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"My throat is closing up."
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"No, Joe. Your whole life is ahead of you."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That's true."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"That's good news."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"I suppose so."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"- It's great! - Yeah, that's good."
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"I'm relieved. That's great. I'm saved!"
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"But..."
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"What is it now?"
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"We're on a raft, no land in sight. I don't know."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"It'll always be something with you, won't it?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'll tell you one thing:"
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"Wherever we go, whatever we do..."
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"...we're taking this luggage with us."
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"Deal."
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"I wonder where we'll end up?"
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"Away from the things of man, my love."
Joe Versus the Volcano
"Away from the things of man."
Joe Versus the Volcano