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Clips from Family Guy - The Heartbreak Dog (S14E14)

"It's called a bill, Mom."
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"Hey, Brian,"
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"I, uh, feel that things have been awkward between us,"
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"but just to show you there's no hard feelings,"
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"can I buy you a drink?"
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"You know what? Sure, thanks."
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"What the hell happened?"
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"Ah! How do I walk?!"
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"Are these forever?!"
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"I also rubbed my butt on you while you were unconscious."
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"I like to put stuff online."
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"Meg, Mom said that..."
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"Hey, what's all this stuff?"
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"Stuff I stole from the old folks' home."
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"But you should see how they treat me."
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"Meg, that's no excuse."
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"Stealing is just plain..."
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"Oh, my God, is that someone else's glasses?"
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"I love wearing other people's glasses."
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"Do I look like I stole atomic secrets?"
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"You do."
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"Wow, this is awesome."
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"I want in."
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"And there's the splitting headache"
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"from wearing someone else's glasses."
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"Okay, Chris, here's a room I haven't hit, yet."
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"Here, follow my lead."
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"Who's there?"
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"Why are you in my room?"
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"Oh, hi."
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"You died, and I'm here to take you to heaven."
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"Um, upsy-daisy, here we go."
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"Well, now that I'm in heaven..."
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"Hurry, take everything,"
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"and be quick or we'll be in bigger trouble"
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"than a fat guy at a water park."
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"Come on, Dad, let's go on the water slide."
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"I can't fit."
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"I'm afraid I'll get stuck."
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"I'll just go in the lazy river."
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"But, Dad..."
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"No, son, this is the life I've chosen."
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"♪ When your day is long ♪"
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"♪ And the night ♪"
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"♪ The night is yours alone ♪"
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"♪ When you're sure you... ♪"
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"♪ Of this life... ♪"
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"Guys, thanks again for doing this."
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"Joe has been making my life hell."
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"Of course."
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"All right, now when Joe gets here"
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"we're just going to tell him he needs to lighten up on Brian,"
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"and then we'll all talk this thing out"
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"so we can move past it."
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"And then I get to show my card trick?"
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"If there's time."
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"Let's make this quick."
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"What's going on? What's all this?"
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"Joe, we all know what happened"
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"and we're here for you."
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"But we think that you're taking this revenge on Brian"
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"just a little too far."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I mean, come on."
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"It's...it's like enough is enough."
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"The Triscuits are the rosemary kind,"
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"not the regular kind."
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"Me? I'm not the guy who violated the sanctity"
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"of someone else's marriage."
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"Well, you make a good point, Joe,"
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"and you're right, this is Brian."
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"We all know he don't care where he gets his wick wet."
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"Just ask Quagmire's father."
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"Okay, we might be getting a little off track, here."
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"Yeah, yeah, Brian's right."
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"Joe, you're out of control."
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"Even though Brian's been trying to do my wife for years,"
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"and on some level, I hate him for it."
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"Oh, Brian's a complete dick, we all know that,"
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"but I think we're losing sight of the point"
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"that Bonnie's a weird slut who's always letting you know"
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"she's open for business."
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"What? When am I doing that?"
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"Oh, come on, when are you not doing that?"
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"With that boo-boo-baby voice,"
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"and that still-breastfeeding rack."
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"Give me some of that!"
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"I'm Bonnie's friend,"
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"but she could sometimes get the mail"
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"in something other than a robe."
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"Okay, so we're all in agreement,"
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"Bonnie and Brian are terrible people."
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"Quagmire, I want you to think of a card,"
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"but do not tell me what it is."
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"Okay, enough."
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"How dare any of you criticize Bonnie?"
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"For years, she gave up her own dreams"
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"to take care of Joe."
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"And yeah, maybe she kissed me."
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"Maybe she needed to because she feels"
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"so trapped in her marriage."
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"It's true."
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"No one ever takes the time to ask how I feel."
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"Brian's the only one."
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"They don't get us, Bonnie,"
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"and you deserve better than this."
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"We both do."
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"You know what?"
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"Let's get out of here."
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"Wow, we are zero for two on interventions today."
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"I'm not changing for nobody."
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"You're no... you're the ones with the problems."
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"Ah, we did it."
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"We don't need those narrow-minded losers."
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"This is so exciting."
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"We can finally live the lives we've always wanted."
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"Like, I can finally start my jewelry design business"
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"making earrings for tweens."
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"Listen, hear that?"
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"That is the sound of not making"
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"an enormous mistake."
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