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Clips from Family Guy - The Heartbreak Dog (S14E14)

"I think I hear it."
Family Guy
"Oh, hang on, looks like we need gas."
Family Guy
"So do you have, like, a credit card?"
Family Guy
"Nope and no cash, either,"
Family Guy
"but I don't care."
Family Guy
"I couldn't stand another moment with Joe."
Family Guy
"It was torture just watching him do a crossword puzzle."
Family Guy
"Hey, Bonnie, what's a five-letter word for marriage?"
Family Guy
"Fraud."
Family Guy
"Uh, it's got to start with a U."
Family Guy
"Union."
Family Guy
"Boy, you stink at this."
Family Guy
"Boy, it's just so comforting to be here"
Family Guy
"surrounded by other people's memories."
Family Guy
"Back into the sleeve with you."
Family Guy
"Can you hand me another nylon"
Family Guy
"that I use as a sock with my huge beige shoe?"
Family Guy
"Sure, and can you hand me that ashtray?"
Family Guy
"I might fire up this pipe again."
Family Guy
"Chris, that's not an ashtray."
Family Guy
"That's an urn for someone's ashes."
Family Guy
"Really?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, you've been putting your pipe out in some guy."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, what are we doing?"
Family Guy
"I feel awful."
Family Guy
"We need to give everything back."
Family Guy
"Oh, you're right."
Family Guy
"We need to do the right thing."
Family Guy
"Like the dad from Small Wonder."
Family Guy
"All right, Vickie, time to shut you down for the night."
Family Guy
"Good-night. See you tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Nah."
Family Guy
"She's really gone,"
Family Guy
"and she took little Susie with her."
Family Guy
"I miss that baby more than anything."
Family Guy
"Oh, I guess she left it here."
Family Guy
"Joe, I want you to know,"
Family Guy
"I will not support that relationship."
Family Guy
"If Brian and Bonnie get married,"
Family Guy
"I will not go."
Family Guy
"Although, Brian might want me to be his best man."
Family Guy
"Then I'd have to go,"
Family Guy
"and I'd have to dance."
Family Guy
"It would be weird to be best man and not dance."
Family Guy
"And I'd have to give a toast,"
Family Guy
"and say that Bonnie's the best thing"
Family Guy
"that ever happened to him."
Family Guy
"You know, she is the best thing"
Family Guy
"that ever happened to him, but don't worry, Joe."
Family Guy
"I'll only refer to you as Bonnie's ex."
Family Guy
"You know, like, Bonnie has an ex,"
Family Guy
"but Brian marks the spot."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, that's good."
Family Guy
"Thanks, babe."
Family Guy
"I hope Brian and Bonnie are as happy as us."
Family Guy
"To Brian and Bonnie."
Family Guy
"Bad news: the teenage runaways"
Family Guy
"at table four were not big tippers."
Family Guy
"We just need enough money to get to Taos."
Family Guy
"That's like the capital"
Family Guy
"of making and selling your own jewelry."
Family Guy
"Okay, enough about the jewelry."
Family Guy
"Do you even know how to make it?"
Family Guy
"I know how to make jewelry."
Family Guy
"I just don't know"
Family Guy
"how to make the metal go into shapes."
Family Guy
"Hey, you know what'd be great?"
Family Guy
"If you could talk with even"
Family Guy
"a little bit of inflection to your voice,"
Family Guy
"so it doesn't sound so much like a power sander."
Family Guy
"Screw you."
Family Guy
"You tweet things that aren't worth tweeting."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm sorry,"
Family Guy
"but Kim Kardashian did get famous"
Family Guy
"for making a sex tape."
Family Guy
"We all know that."
Family Guy
"That's not yours."
Family Guy
"And stop breathing through your mouth."
Family Guy
"It's really annoying."
Family Guy
"I'm panting."
Family Guy
"That's how I sweat, you dumb bitch."
Family Guy
"No, it isn't."
Family Guy
"Dogs sweat through their paws."
Family Guy
"You're such a know-it-all, Brian,"
Family Guy
"you don't even know about your own body."
Family Guy
"At least I've had an orgasm."
Family Guy
"Wow, I am sorry."
Family Guy
"Look, th-this isn't us."
Family Guy
"This is just the no food and sleeping in a car talking."
Family Guy
"We can make this work,"
Family Guy
"like couples who meet on Craigslist."
Family Guy
"You're not what you look like in your picture."
Family Guy
"Let's get this over with."
Family Guy
"I wonder which one of us is the murderer?"
Family Guy
"Okay, we ditch this stuff in the day room,"
Family Guy
"and then I'm done with my volunteer hours"
Family Guy
"and we never come back here again."
Family Guy
"Mrs. Parkhurst?"
Family Guy
"Look at you two, stealing from the elderly."
Family Guy
"You're worse than that Juliette Lewis"
Family Guy
"who makes out with dogs."
Family Guy
"Wait, is that a real thing?"
Family Guy
"Where did you hear that?"
Family Guy
"What are your sources?"
Family Guy
"Listen, we're very sorry we stole from you,"
Family Guy
"but you have it all back now,"
Family Guy
"so we cool, right?"
Family Guy
"You know I should call the police on you."
Family Guy
"The police?!"
Family Guy
"Or maybe, instead, we do things my way."
Family Guy
"What's that?"
Family Guy
"You will spend time with us"
Family Guy
"every afternoon after school,"
Family Guy
"doing jigsaw puzzles,"
Family Guy
"reading us the newspaper,"
Family Guy
"listening to poorly remembered stories that have no point."
Family Guy
"You monster."
Family Guy
"Sit down."
Family Guy
"Now I feel some dementia coming."
Family Guy
"Feed me pudding while I grip your wrist in terror."
Family Guy
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