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Clips from Silicon Valley - Homicide (S02E02)

"called Nucleus. Thank you all for being here,"
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"Aln, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie, Ramón."
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"I'd like to get everyone's first impressions."
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"Who'd like to jump in? Anyone?"
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"How about you, Ramón? It's just stupid."
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"Okay, so Ramón feels the phone is stupid."
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"Could you elaborate, Ramón?"
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"Stupid how? Please, be as specific as possible, Ramón."
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"Well, it's slow."
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"The apps keep quitting on me."
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"I tried to watch a movie, and it kept freezing up."
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"And when I'm typing, like, there's a delay."
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"Then all the letters pop up at once."
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"You took a good phone and you made it all, like, shitty."
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"Keep in mind, I didn't design the phone. It pissed me off."
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"I appreciate your honesty, Ramón."
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"That's just one guy's opinion."
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"Who else feels this product is stupid?"
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"Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie."
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"And did it piss off anyone else?"
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"- Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie. - Okay."
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"Christina, how bad is this? Be honest."
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"Is this Windows Vista bad?"
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"It's not iPhone 4 bad, is it?"
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"Fuck. Don't tell me this is Zune bad."
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"I'm sorry, Gavin. It's Apple Maps bad."
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"And who else felt this product is messed up?"
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"- Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana... - Fuck!"
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"I'm sorry for the disturbance, Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana."
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"So I can definitely get you full res on the preview window."
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"- Aw, sweet. - Cool. I'll get right on that."
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"You see how much smoother this all runs without Erlich hanging around?"
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"Right, yeah."
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"Hey, did you ever send me the mockup"
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"for the logo placement of the player window?"
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"Seriously, you should think about dropping that guy."
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"But what do I know? I just built a billion-dollar company."
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"Yeah. Yeah, okay. But, uh, about the mockup for the logo placement..."
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"Oh, hey. I gotta go Skype with my European distributor. Keep cranking it, okay?"
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"Sure, uh, will do."
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"Excuse me."
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"That's not the final graphic for the live stream, is it?"
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"Yep. Double-A signed off on it."
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"- Just that? There's nothing else? - Nope."
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"♪ - Hm..."
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"Blaine doesn't die,"
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"but he is horribly incapacitated."
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"And then while he's in the hospital,"
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"he gets a flesh-eating virus,"
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"and then he dies."
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"Well, obviously..."
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"his incessant suffering will be a strength."
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"But our ability to enjoy it is an opportunity."
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"What if before he dies..."
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"Gina catches the virus?"
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"And then she spreads it from her vagina to your penis."
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"Wait, so in this scenario,"
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"I get to have sex with Gina? That's an opportunity."
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"- Okay, how about this? - I'm listening."
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"We let Blaine die,"
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"but then he's not around to stop someone else"
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"from committing some huge fucked-up act of evil?"
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"- The Kill Hitler scenario. - Right."
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"Hey, guys? You guys busy?"
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"Uh..."
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"Cool."
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"Um... I got something I gotta say."
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"Listen. I know that I was really rude to both of you yesterday."
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"It's just, um..."
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"when I got a stunt coming up, I'm a bundle of nerves,"
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"and sometimes I can take that out on other people."
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"Even with all the support that I get from Gina and our kids."
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"Okay... I don't know why."
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"But... and then again,"
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"I'm a guy who needs to risk his life jumping over stuff."
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"So, what's that all about, right?"
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"You know, actually just an hour ago I spotted an error in my math."
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"Would have had me smeared across the side of that building."
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"Uh... Anyway, now I'm just totally rambling."
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"Typical Blaine."
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"What I wanted to say"
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"was that I'm sorry."
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"Are we cool?"
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"Yeah, we're cool. Thanks for stopping by."
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"Yeah, you should go quickly, 'cause we have work to do."
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"What's this?"
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"What is that?"
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"Let Blaine die?"
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"Oh. Shit. We write in code... we write in code."
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"- This is compression... - Strengths."
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"Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone?"
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"Weaknesses Blaine dies super fast."
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"Yeah, you really shouldn't be looking at that. That's all proprietary."
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"Fuck Gina?"
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"Would you believe that was here when we came in?"
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"Double-A? Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Uh, yeah. Leave me alone for a sec. What's up?"
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"Well, okay, uh, I just saw a version of the player window"
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"that apparently you approved of that says Powered by Homicide on it?"
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"Oh. Yeah, it does."
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"Right. Well, there's no Pied Piper logo."
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"Like anywhere. So what's up with that?"
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"Oh, well..."
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"Homicide is an energy drink,"
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"and power means energy."
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"So that's kind of confusing to the consumer,"
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"so I think we're gonna keep it the way it is."
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"Uh, the whole point of doing this"
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"was so that we could get our name out there. Remember?"
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"I tell you what. Let's see how it goes this time,"
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"the next time we'll work something out."
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"Uh, no. No. We can't see how it goes this time."
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"There is no next time. Okay?"
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"We are racing to get our platform ready for CES."
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"And we took time away from doing that"
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"to do this so we could get PR value."
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"If no one sees the logo, then there's no PR value at all."
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"Oh, man. I'm sorry. But you get it."
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"No, I don't get it."
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"Okay, look, you have to put our logo in the viewer. That's it. Period."
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