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Clips from Silicon Valley - Homicide (S02E02)

"Mm... actually, I don't have to do a damn thing."
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"- Yeah, you do. - No, I don't."
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"Okay, then neither do I."
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"Richard, don't be an asshole"
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"like your buddy Kool-Aid. Okay?"
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"Just finish the build, okay?"
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"You know what, Double-A?"
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"Erlich was right."
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"You are an asshole."
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"In fact, you're a double-asshole!"
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"What did you call me?"
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"I... I called you a double-assle."
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"'Cause, you know, you're being an asshole."
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"Double-A, double-asshole. You know?"
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"You're twice the asshole. Twice-hole. Double-asshole."
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"Oh. Ew. Is that a colostomy bag?"
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"Do you have any idea what it's like to be ten years old"
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"and carry your own shit around in a bag?"
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"To have two assholes?"
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"I didn't know..."
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"Hey, Richard? We should go."
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"urinate on Blaine's grave?"
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"Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom, question mark?"
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"- What the fuck?! - I didn't..."
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"- Richard! - But I mean, you were being an asshole."
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"Okay, good luck."
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"To his face?"
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"You called him that to his face?!"
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"How could you not mention the colostomy bag?"
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"Because it's a very private and personal matter!"
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"It's not a laughing matter! But you called him double-asshole first."
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"- Remember? In college? - Yeah, but not to his face."
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"Never to his face! Not even I'm not that fucking cruel!"
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"- But you are! - I'm actually not."
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"You tore double-asshole a third asshole!"
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"Triple-A!"
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"Yeah, that was all my fault somehow?"
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"Yeah, that was a big wank."
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"Since we're already set up for a live stream, might I make a suggestion?"
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"Wow. It looks even better than I thought it would."
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"♪"
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"- Is that a still image? - It's not frozen, is it?"
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"No, it's live. It's just not moving very much"
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"because it's a fucking egg."
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"But think of the wonderful things going on inside that egg."
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"The resolution in your imagination is infinite."
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"Oh, hey, we're up to 17 views."
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"Okay, well, this isn't the PR coup that we'd envisioned."
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"But, uh, Nucleus fucked up way worse."
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"At least we can go back to work knowing"
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"that we're the only middle-out compression that actually functions."
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"New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc? Steel-aged."
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"Drinks great during the day."
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"I can move, so you guys can stand next to each other."
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"- Jared! Dude, no. - God, no!"
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"Russ, hey."
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"Good job, my man! Fucking live stream looks amazing!"
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"- It does? - Yeah, Homicide must be stoked!"
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"- Homicide? What? - Russ: I love the new name. It's kick-ass."
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"I always thought Pied Piper was kind of a limp-dick name."
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"EndFrame is way cooler. EndFrame? What?"
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"Three, two, one!"
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"He made it. Farewell, sweet Gina."
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"Powered by EndFrame. Who the fuck is EndFrame?"
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"Why is their fucking logo on this live stream?"
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"- EndFrame isn't you guys? - Oh, fuck!"
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"EndFrame is those guys that brain-raped us at Branston Ventures."
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"EndFrame is a compression company specializing"
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"in middle-out compression technology."
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"Those pricks! They stole my algorithm!"
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"I know guys at the FBI we could call. Were you fucking hacked?"
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"- Uh... actually, no. - Well, how did they get it then?"
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"- I'm sorry? - How did they get it then, Richard?"
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"How did they get it? Well, we kinda found ourselves in their conference room,"
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"and accidentally sketched out our key components"
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"to our algorithm's data model on their whiteboards."
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"You fucking..."
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"Russ?"
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"He hung up."
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"I'd file this one under Weakness, Jared."
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