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Clips from Silicon Valley - Homicide (S02E02)

"'Cause I told you once already,"
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"and I was very clear."
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"I am too fucking busy to deal with you."
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"Okay? I'm just being cool here."
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"All right?"
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"- What do we do here? - This is a tough one."
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"So, Richard, in terms of a player window, what do you see?"
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"Well, um, I think it's pretty straightforward."
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"I'll handle this, Richard."
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"- You don't have to. - The whole reason we're doing this,"
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"friend, is for branding value."
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"So we're gonna need a banner that says."
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"Powered by Pied Piper underneath the video window."
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"It doesn't have to be too big, but you don't want it to be too small either."
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"Although, there's nothing small about Homicide, Double-A."
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"At least as far as I can tell."
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"Also, if it's, if it's possible..."
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"Let me stop you right there, Richard. We're gonna need to have our logos"
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"on the car, Blaine's suit, his helmet."
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"If he wants to get a Flash tattoo or something on his neck, that's on him."
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"Actually, um, in all honesty,"
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"Erlich just pretty much said exactly what I was gonna say."
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"Uh-huh. Um, so, Richard..."
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"- Yes? - Yeah?"
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"Do you think you can make the preview window full resolution?"
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"- Um, yes... - Richard can give you whatever you need."
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"But as far as the video player goes..."
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"Guys, I'm sorry. I just remembered that I've got somewhere..."
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"else to be."
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"All right. Well, Double-A, I'll see you soon."
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"I'm just gonna grab a shirt and we'll check you later."
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"What the fuck, dude? Hey, I love your tech."
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"But come back tomorrow without Kool-Aid, or don't come back at all."
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"Honestly."
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"- Richard, what's going on? - What do you mean?"
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"I'm catching kind of a vibe."
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"A weird vibe with you and Double-A."
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"Right. That. Well..."
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"I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, Richard."
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"I don't think he likes you."
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"I mean, he literally rolled his eyes at you."
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"Why don't you just trust me on this one."
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"Let Kool-Aid do the talking tomorrow."
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"Take this stuff. I'm gonna grab a couple more drinks"
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"and another hat."
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"I'm gonna get a box."
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"This is a total fucking disaster."
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"If my engineers had just told me they weren't ready,"
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"I never would have pushed for this live stream."
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"Even worse, now I hear those little Pied Piper fuckers"
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"are doing their own live stream with Homicide."
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"- The energy drink? - Yes."
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"Meanwhile, I've demanded to see internal testing"
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"from every facet of the Nucleus platform."
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"So I can see for myself where I stand."
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"Because all I hear from everybody is good news."
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"Have I just surrounded myself with sycophants,"
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"who are just telling me whatever I want to hear, regardless of the truth?"
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"No."
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"- Thank you, Denpok. - I really needed to hear that."
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"This might be morbid, but the cold hard fact is"
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"that if Blaine dies on our live stream, this could be good for us."
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"I mean, we'd get a lot more traffic."
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"Well, and it would probably lead to calls for regulations in the stunt industry."
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"So, in the long term, we're saving lives."
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"Although, there is the moral problem with letting him die."
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"Though he did tell us to shut up."
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"And his name is Blaine."
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"And Gina is super hot."
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"And this would make her single."
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"She'd probably need consoling, so... there's an opportunity."
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"Opportunity."
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"Should we SWOT this?"
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"♪"
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"Bereaved women do tend to act out sexually."
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"Yeah, so that's a strength."
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"- Hey, Kool-Aid! - Yeah!"
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"And? So?"
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"And?"
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"It wasn't meant to be a flattering nickname."
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"It was an insult."
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"I'm not sure I agree with that."
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"I mean, the dancing pitcher breaks through walls"
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"to give tasty beverages to kids in need."
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"Why would you infer from this that Double-A doesn't like me?"
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"Well, um, I wasn't inferring anything."
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"He told me to my face that he doesn't like you."
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"But why wouldn't he like me?"
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"Well, uh,"
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"you have a tendency sometimes to..."
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"Why on earth wouldn't he like me?"
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"Because, Erlich, you tend to not let..."
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"I was his mentor. You know?"
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"You know, there's no remote possibility..."
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"Because you don't let people talk!"
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"It just happened."
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"Um... and he told me that if you came tomorrow"
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"that he would pull the plug on the whole live stream."
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"I see."
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"Sorry."
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"Are you done talking now?"
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"Yes."
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"Do Dinesh and Gilfoyle know about this?"
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"Uh, no, I came straight to you."
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"- What about Jared? - No."
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"Okay, here's what you need to do."
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"You need to go in tomorrow,"
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"and you need to do that live stream."
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"Put my feelings aside, you know, don't quit on account of me."
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"I wasn't gonna... I wasn't gonna quit."
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"There is something you should know, though."
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"Aaron Anderson wasn't very well liked in college."
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"In fact, people used to call him Double-Asshole."
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"So watch out for that guy."
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"Are you sure you're okay with this?"
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"Yes, Richard. It's time for me to be the bigger man."
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"The cooler man."
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"I am Kool-Aid, after all."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, for the last 90 minutes you have had an opportunity"
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"to explore a standard HooliPhone upgraded with a brand-new operating system"
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