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Clips from Silicon Valley - Homicide (S02E02)

"SWOT is a way of evaluating a decision."
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"And you just break it down into strengths,"
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"weaknesses, opportunities, and threats."
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"- You're fucking joking. - Not at all."
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"You can SWOT a concept, a department, or a new initiative."
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"You can even SWOT a person, although you have to be careful."
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"They might SWOT you back."
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"- I wanna SWOT you. - Well, you can."
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"Because now you have the tools."
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"Okay. Um, shout them out and I'll tack them up."
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"Jared, I'm really sorry, but I... I have to go."
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"You know, would it make more sense if I worked something up"
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"and then I got back to you guys?"
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"And... okay, great. I'm on it."
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"People love condors."
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"Strengths."
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"On top of the roof,"
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"Blaine is gonna launch off this ramp."
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"It's pretty gnarly."
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"Everything goes right, he'll fly over this street"
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"and land on this 15-story building here."
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"We've got 27 cameras, a couple in the car."
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"Feed a live edit back here to the data center."
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"We put everything through your incredible compression, Richard,"
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"and up onto the web."
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"So, what do you think, Richard?"
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"I think this is awesome, Double-A."
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"I mean, it is incredible."
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"You really have built a giant monument to awesomeness."
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"I think my aid in helping you achieve this is what inspired me"
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"to start my own incubator."
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"Uh, so, Richard, you ready for this?"
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"Oh, yeah. I think so. Yeah, uh..."
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"Double-A, we are psyched."
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"And, uh, we can do whatever you need."
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"- Okay, thanks Kool-Aid. - Kool-Aid? What's that? Are you Kool-Aid?"
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"Yeah, it's just a term of endearment."
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"You know, nickname, I used to rock it back in the day"
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"'cause I was cool and supportive."
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"Yeah. Oh, hey, guys, this is Gina, she's one of our event managers."
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"Hey, uh, Gina, can you take Dinesh and Gilfoyle to the data center, please?"
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"Sure. You wanna follow me?"
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"Only if we get hats, Gina."
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"You can just take mine."
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"Did you see that? She gave me her hat."
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"Pretend you've seen a woman before."
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"Are those Homicide drinks for free?"
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"Yeah. Knock yourself out."
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"Homicide!"
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"Is there any way that it could be maybe more like just..."
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"You and me talking, and not Erlich?"
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"What do you mean? Aren't you guys friends? I thought you go way back."
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"We do. But..."
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"To be honest, I could never stand the guy."
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"I mean, just hearing his voice again is giving me PTSD."
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"Right. But you just called him cool."
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"No, I called him Kool-Aid. We all did."
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"Right."
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"Because he's like the Kool-Aid pitcher from the ads."
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"As in, every fucking time we were hanging out without him,"
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"he'd come smashing through a wall."
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"But you still hung out with him."
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"Yeah, 'cause we were 19,"
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"and he had weed and beer."
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"But even drunk and high I couldn't take it."
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"I mean, it's like he's fucking allergic"
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"to letting other people talk."
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"It's like he's always gotta say something. You know?"
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"Hey, Richard."
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"Homicide!"
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"So, Dinesh, I have a question. You're obviously Pakistani,"
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"but the name Dinesh is Indian, isn't it?"
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"Yeah. Wow, that's... exactly right."
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"You know, most people, ignorant people,"
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"don't even know those are two separate countries."
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"And they don't care either."
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"How do you know about my name?"
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"I'm an Army brat. My dad was stationed in Karachi when I was a kid."
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"It was a beautiful place. Full of beautiful people."
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"Kind of like this room, right?"
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"Oh, hold on a sec. I'll be right back."
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"- Oh, don't take too long. - Ew."
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"This is awesome. I don't know if it's what's in this,"
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"but I have, like, all these killer lines coming to me."
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"I'm on fucking fire right now. Oh! She likes me, right?"
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"Yeah, she's totally into you."
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"Just not as into you as she is into that guy's mouth."
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"He's definitely gonna fuck her later, and she's not gonna think of you"
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"while it's happening."
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"Goddamn it. Fuck."
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"Now I'm just shaking. What do they put in this shit?"
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"Milk thistle?"
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"Hey, guys! Come out here!"
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"Juliet calls."
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"Guys, this is Blaine. He's the guy doing the stunt."
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"Blaine, these are the genius coders who are helping us with the live stream."
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"- They're rock stars. - Okay."
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"So this is the car you're jumping?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"And that's what your ramp's gonna look like?"
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"- Yeah. - Cool. Well, have you..."
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"Yeah, and because I know that you're gonna ask,"
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"yes, I've done this before. And yes, it's fucking dangerous."
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"Listen, I got a lot of work to do to get this right."
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"Okay?"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, you see what I saw?"
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"Yes, uh, he's got the velocity calculated wrong."
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"It's for a flat plane."
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"He doesn't account for the curve in the ramp."
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"Exactly. He's probably used to doing straight ramps."
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"I mean, the chart says he's gonna launch at 81 miles per hour,"
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"- but it's going to be more like... - Under 70."
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"The downforce is ridiculous."
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"He's gonna lose speed and hit the side of that wall."
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"And die. So we should probably..."
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"Okay. All right."
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"Hey, uh, Blaine?"
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"- One small thing. - No."
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"I'm gonna stop you right there, Glasses."
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