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Clips from American Dad! - Kiss Kiss Cam Cam (S11E11)

"Well, I mean, if you believe that sort of stuff."
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"Not everybody does."
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"But I love my terrible family."
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"Then why did you wish to be single?"
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"But -- but I want to go back."
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"I wish to go back."
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"No, you only get one Christmas wish."
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"Now go join your family, Stan."
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"It's the only one that's real."
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"Honey, the kids are opening your gifts."
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"Uh...what's this?"
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"Caveman shoes?"
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"I bought this family the wrong gifts, too?"
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"I'm a crummy father in every reality."
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"The Chinese grocery was open."
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"We can still make peanut brittle!"
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"Roger, thank God you're here."
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"I can't believe this is happening."
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"Everything's so different, but not you, Roger."
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"You're the same. I'm Gerald, your tenant."
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"Why are you calling me Roger?"
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"'Cause you're -- oh, my God."
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"You didn't come with me this time."
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"No, I've been at the mall"
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"giving eye exams, like I do six days a week."
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"Thank God the mall's closed on Tuesdays."
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"Tuesday is my Sunday."
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"You weren't grabbing my ass when I went off the bridge."
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"Why would I grab it?"
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"I-I wouldn't even brush up against that...perfect a-apple."
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"Yeah, you would. I know what you like."
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"I also know you're an alien."
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"How do you know all this stuff?"
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"Because I'm from an alternate reality where we're friends."
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"Am I boring mall optometrist there, too?"
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"No. You're thousands of things. You're whatever you want to be."
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"In this alternate reality,"
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"do I ever... dress as a woman?"
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"Uh, yeah!"
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"That is, when you're not walking around naked."
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"Oh, my God! That sounds amazing!"
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"We have to go there. Yes!"
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"Just this morning we were zooming around"
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"in a white Porsche, and you were wearing a purple jumpsuit."
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"Stop digging! You struck oil!"
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"Why aren't we going already?"
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"Because I used my only Christmas wish."
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"Well, do I get one?"
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"♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock ♪"
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"Put this back on the tree and make your wish."
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"♪ Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring ♪"
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"Wait, wait."
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"All right. Make your wish."
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"What's the point? It already came true."
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"Just do it. ♪ Now the jingle hop has begun ♪"
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"Ooh. Ooh. Ooh."
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"It didn't work."
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"Yeah, it did! I got my Porsche!"
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"♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪"
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"- You fool! - What?"
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"Oh, we're out of wishes."
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"Mary, you're my only hope!"
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"Don't you sometimes wish that we were never married?"
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"Honey, what's come over you?"
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"I-I-I think you're fat"
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"and..ugly... and you have bad hair."
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"But those things aren't true."
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"I know! You're perfect!"
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"You got to think of something."
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"These people suck balls."
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"I ruined the house."
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"Now don't you wish we were never married?"
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"No!"
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"I'm just glad you're okay."
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"You monster!"
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"Is this for me?"
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"Silly, that's for Ruth."
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"No one understands me here!"
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"Oh, Francine,"
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"these are like the wine glasses you never got."
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"What's that, Stan? Oh, nothing."
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"Just -- this wine glass has a spot."
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"Uh, there's -- there's no spot on that wine glass."
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"What?"
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"Don't criticize her housekeeping."
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"It's her one thing. It is?"
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"Yeah. Mary, this glass is filthy."
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"Dude, I just told you -- Shut up, dickhead."
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"I worked too hard for you to say --"
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"This whole table setting looks kind of shabby."
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"And these aren't even Christmas napkins."
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"How dare you, Stanley?!"
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"Honestly, with your taste,"
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"the hole I put in the wall is an improvement."
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"And you call this a tree angel?"
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"It looks like the creepy girl from The Ring."
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"My great-grandma Lindqvist died with this in her arms."
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"Well, it looks...like...crap."
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"Maybe you're right, Stan."
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"Sometimes I do wish we were never married."
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"Great. Now put it on the tree."
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"Please work. Please, please."
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"Oh, honey."
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"I thought you were sleeping in."
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"No. I never want to sleep in."
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"I want to be part of everything!"
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"Cozy!"
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"Thanks, dad."
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"These are for you."
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"I needed new birks!"
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"I know. I can smell."
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"You got the wine glasses."
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"Just the one. What? Why?"
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"'Cause you're my one and only, baby."
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"Oh! Group hug! Aah!"
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"What's all the racket?"
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"Oh. Family hug."
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"Get in here, fish."
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"Mwah!"
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"Mom, dad! I learned my lesson."
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