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Clips from American Dad! - Kiss Kiss Cam Cam (S11E11)

"I'll never take you for granted again!"
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"Snot, for the last time, you're not our son."
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"It was worth a shot."
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"♪ Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays ♪"
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"Where have you been?"
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"I sent Steve and Hayley to go find you."
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"If they were smart, they'd start in Sears,"
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"'cause that's where I used to be."
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"Did you get your shopping done?"
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"Yes, Francine. Daddy delivered again."
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"But I don't want to have to do this every year."
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"I don't want Christmas shopping to become a tradition."
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"Is that for Steve?"
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"It's for Steve and Hayley, but I'll be the one using it."
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"You know, if you get people the presents they want,"
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"it shows you thought about them."
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"Now, do I hear the clink of Riedel wine glasses"
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"I've been dropping hints about?"
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"I doubt it, 'cause I don't know what that is."
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"And this is more of a sweater-shaped bag."
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"Maybe a sweater with a snowman."
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"Like the one I'm wearing?"
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"I got to go return something."
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"We're almost at the front of the line,"
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"and we need this photo for our Christmas-party invite,"
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"so hurry!"
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"Francine, how much do you want from me?"
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"I'm buying gifts. I'm returning gifts."
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"I'm trying on tons of jeans at Lucky's."
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"I've got a million balls in the air."
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"♪ Good morning, U.S.A."
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"♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ the sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ and he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"♪ Good -- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A."
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"Yo, Smith! What's up, my man?"
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"Oh, hey, Principal Lewis."
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"Just dealing with dumb family crap."
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"But, geez, you look cool as a cucumber."
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"Hell, yeah!"
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"Just down here for a little P and P."
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"A little what? P and P."
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"Peppermint latte and peacockin', see?"
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"I add a little flair to let the ladies know I mean business."
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"Hey, Soul Santa!"
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"Whoa!"
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"You're single. No wonder you're not stressed-out."
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"But me?"
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"I have to plan this whole Christmas bash for my family."
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"Oh? When's the party?"
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"No clue. Not that involved."
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"But you should come. I'd like to finally get loose."
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"Maybe I will."
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"Oh, really? Oh, really?"
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"Are there gonna be any chicks there?"
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"My wife and daughter. Mm..."
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"Oh, you got to come! Do it!"
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"Do it, Lewis. Do it up, Lewis."
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"H-hey, Santa, I-I'll bet if you checked your nice list,"
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"you'd find a boy on there who'd love a stargazing cape."
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"Son, you're 14."
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"You can't really be nervous I'm Santa."
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"I'm not even wearing the beard."
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"W-who's nervous, sir?"
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"So, it-- it's a reversible cape"
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"with the northern hemisphere stars on one side"
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"and the southern on the other --"
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"you know, for cozy stargazing."
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"Hey, Stan. Francine wants you in the kitchen."
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"Hey, dad. Did mom find you?"
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"I'm wearing a Santa costume."
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"How hard can she be looking?"
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"Ugh, honey. The tree isn't done."
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"Go get the angel from Roger's attic."
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"This isn't our tree angel."
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"What are you doing up there?"
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"You better not be goofing around!"
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"Ha ha ha ha!"
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"Lewis, finally!"
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"I should have asked when you were getting here."
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"I got here way too early."
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"Just making an appearance, my man,"
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"so you can say your party went off!"
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"I'm headed to a bash at the sororities."
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"Don't they go home at Christmas?"
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"Not the poor girls,"
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"and they're the ones who dig my Porsche the most."
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"Hi, Brian!"
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"Merry Christmas, girl."
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"You want to get out of here? I'll go!"
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"Stan, angel, tree!"
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"Short leash."
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"Anyhoots, it's time for me to do what I do best."
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"And that's whatever I want all the time!"
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"Wow. He just takes what he wants, doesn't he?"
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"Must be nice."
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"Need a hand?"
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"No, Roger, I don't need help."
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"I wasn't talking to you."
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"I was talking to these two little Christmas miracles."
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"Stan, will you do something about the trash cans?"
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"Sometimes I just wish I had Lewis' life."
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"Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh."
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"Stan! Go check the fuse box!"
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"Klaus, just be glad you're alone with no family."
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