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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Ninety-Three (S05E05)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here we go, friends.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here we go, friends."

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As you know, Jane still loved Rafael,

"As you know, Jane still loved Rafael,"

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but she was trying to move on, so they could focus

"but she was trying to move on, so they could focus"

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on being good co-parents, which was important

"on being good co-parents, which was important"

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because Mateo was recently diagnosed with ADHD.

"because Mateo was recently diagnosed with ADHD."

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And they had to figure out how to best help him.

"And they had to figure out how to best help him."

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Medication is a lifelong decision

"Medication is a lifelong decision"

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and he is so young, and I just...

"and he is so young, and I just..."

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Jane, I agree. Mm.

"Jane, I agree. Mm."

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We should try other options first.

"We should try other options first."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, not an easy decision.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, not an easy decision."

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And speaking of decisions, Jane had decided to move in

"And speaking of decisions, Jane had decided to move in"

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to her own apartment.

"to her own apartment."

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I just think it's time for the next phase of my life.

"I just think it's time for the next phase of my life."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also entering the next phase...

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also entering the next phase..."

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Poor Petra.

"Poor Petra."

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See, J.R. broke up with her and moved to Houston,

"See, J.R. broke up with her and moved to Houston,"

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but at least Petra got her other ex back.

"but at least Petra got her other ex back."

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What will it take for you to come back to me?

"What will it take for you to come back to me?"

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Triple my salary.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep.

"Triple my salary.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep."

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Her old assistant Krishna.

"Her old assistant Krishna."

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And I want a lunch hour every day.

"And I want a lunch hour every day."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in other great news, Xo found out

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in other great news, Xo found out"

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she was cancer-free.ROGELIO: Oh.

"she was cancer-free.ROGELIO: Oh."

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Thank God. I'm so happy.

"Thank God. I'm so happy."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But he was less happy about this:

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But he was less happy about this:"

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Finally. We can be together.

"Finally. We can be together."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So Rogelio set River straight.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So Rogelio set River straight."

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Let me make this perfectly clear, I love my wife.

"Let me make this perfectly clear, I love my wife."

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I don't want to have sex with you,

"I don't want to have sex with you,"

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I have never wanted to have sex with you.

"I have never wanted to have sex with you."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Unfortunately,

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Unfortunately,"

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hell hath no fury

"hell hath no fury"

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like River Fields scorned.

"like River Fields scorned."

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He loves me not... he will pay.

"He loves me not... he will pay."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So let's see what happens next.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So let's see what happens next."

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When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was six years old,

"When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was six years old,"

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she was in her first musical.

"she was in her first musical."

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♪ We're gonna dance and sing all night ♪

"♪ We're gonna dance and sing all night ♪"

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♪ We love to laugh...

"♪ We love to laugh..."

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Here comes her solo.

"Here comes her solo."

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♪ I like to sing 'cause singing is fun... ♪

"♪ I like to sing 'cause singing is fun... ♪"

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Oof. Yeah, turns out, it was also her last.

"Oof. Yeah, turns out, it was also her last."

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Because that voice was a deal-breaker.

"Because that voice was a deal-breaker."

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Today's my first rehearsal for the musical.

"Today's my first rehearsal for the musical."

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But, hey, maybe musical talent skips a generation?

"But, hey, maybe musical talent skips a generation?"

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I know, it's so exciting. And take it from me, Mateo,

"I know, it's so exciting. And take it from me, Mateo,"

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your first school musical is an experience you'll never forget.

"your first school musical is an experience you'll never forget."

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And can never un-hear.

"And can never un-hear."

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I'm gonna be a tree,

"I'm gonna be a tree,"

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and I'm in the forest.

"and I'm in the forest."

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My costume needs to be brown and green,

"My costume needs to be brown and green,"

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so can you make me a costume that's brown and green?

"so can you make me a costume that's brown and green?"

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On it. You are gonna be brown and green from head to toe. Huh?

"On it. You are gonna be brown and green from head to toe. Huh?"

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I also have to learn lines and a dance.

"I also have to learn lines and a dance."

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Then we will practice until you got it cold.

"Then we will practice until you got it cold."

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And on opening night,

"And on opening night,"

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I will be in the front row cheering on

"I will be in the front row cheering on"

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the best tree in Miami.

"the best tree in Miami."

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Now come on, let's see those branches.

"Now come on, let's see those branches."

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Go get the rest of your things for school, my little star.

"Go get the rest of your things for school, my little star."

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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Laundry. Yes.

"Laundry. Yes."

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"Laundry in unit."

""Laundry in unit.""

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You hate the way I fold.

"You hate the way I fold."

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Rafael told me to make a list

"Rafael told me to make a list"

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of all the things I absolutely need for an apartment.

"of all the things I absolutely need for an apartment."

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I'm meeting with him later today

"I'm meeting with him later today"

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to go over his available listings.

"to go over his available listings."

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Mm. You know how the old saying goes.

"Mm. You know how the old saying goes."

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First comes love, then almost-marriage,

"First comes love, then almost-marriage,"

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then platonic friendship

"then platonic friendship"

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and then he's your real estate agent.

"and then he's your real estate agent."

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[laughs softly]

"[laughs softly]"

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JANE: Oh...

"JANE: Oh..."

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[shouts]MATEO: Sorry.

"[shouts]MATEO: Sorry."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Carpet is a deal-breaker. Ugh.

"Carpet is a deal-breaker. Ugh."

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I hope Raf can find me something with all these must-haves.

"I hope Raf can find me something with all these must-haves."

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XIOMARA: I must have biked 20 miles today.

"XIOMARA: I must have biked 20 miles today."

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After three weeks of daily spin classes,

"After three weeks of daily spin classes,"

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I was finally able to get through

"I was finally able to get through"

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every set of jumps again.

"every set of jumps again."

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I'm so happy for you, Xiomara.

"I'm so happy for you, Xiomara."

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Just don't overdo it. You've hardly sat still.

"Just don't overdo it. You've hardly sat still."

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I'm just soaking up life, now that I can.

"I'm just soaking up life, now that I can."

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Now, me and my heavyweight hamstrings

"Now, me and my heavyweight hamstrings"

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are gonna take a shower, then I've got lunch

"are gonna take a shower, then I've got lunch"

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with some girlfriends I haven't seen in a while.

"with some girlfriends I haven't seen in a while."

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Sounds great.

"Sounds great."

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Are you okay, babe?

"Are you okay, babe?"

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You tossed and turned all night.It's River.

"You tossed and turned all night.It's River."

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She's driving me crazy.Wha-- I thought you said

"She's driving me crazy.Wha-- I thought you said"

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she was being really nice lately?Exactly.

"she was being really nice lately?Exactly."

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It's been weeks since I rejected her,

"It's been weeks since I rejected her,"

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and she has yet to retaliate.

"and she has yet to retaliate."

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Maybe that means she's over it?

"Maybe that means she's over it?"

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Xiomara, my-my sweet, naive wife.

"Xiomara, my-my sweet, naive wife."

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Of course she's not over it.

"Of course she's not over it."

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She is biding her time, plotting her revenge.

"She is biding her time, plotting her revenge."

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Is there any chance you're being paranoid?

"Is there any chance you're being paranoid?"

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Not at all. Just ask Rudy.

"Not at all. Just ask Rudy."

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Cupcake?

"Cupcake?"

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Why, thank you.

"Why, thank you."

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Taste this, see if it's poisoned.

"Taste this, see if it's poisoned."

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Rudy was sick for a week.

"Rudy was sick for a week."

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Doesn't he have a gluten allergy?

"Doesn't he have a gluten allergy?"

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So he says.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He does.

"So he says.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He does."

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Rogelio, I obviously don't like River.

"Rogelio, I obviously don't like River."

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But I don't think she's poisoning you for rejecting her.

"But I don't think she's poisoning you for rejecting her."

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Well, then, you're playing right into her unusually large hands.

"Well, then, you're playing right into her unusually large hands."

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It's just that you have a tendency to get carried away.

"It's just that you have a tendency to get carried away."

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Oh, do I? Do I?

"Oh, do I? Do I?"

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Maybe that's a quality you should mention

"Maybe that's a quality you should mention"

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when you give my eulogy right after River poisons me to death.

"when you give my eulogy right after River poisons me to death."

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I'm taking a shower.

"I'm taking a shower."

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Try to relax.

"Try to relax."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He looks relaxed.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He looks relaxed."

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♪ Everything needs love to grow ♪

"♪ Everything needs love to grow ♪"

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♪ It's love, love, love

"♪ It's love, love, love"

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