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Clips from Year One

"- He wants to know where you're from. - Thou comest not from..."
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"...the Cities of the Plain, from Sodom and Gomorrah."
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"- Heard of them, never been there. - Are they nice?"
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""Are they nice"?"
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"They have been cursed for all time by the Lord thy God..."
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"- ... for their abominations. - I did not know that."
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"They worship idols and they bow down before false gods."
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"- Abdominal. - It's the worst."
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"The men of that city are weak and soft..."
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"...fat with rich food, intoxicated by strong drink."
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"I'm not hearing the bad part."
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"The women are whores."
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"Their shameless lust knows no bounds."
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"They flaunt their flesh..."
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"...and any man may have knowledge of them whenever he so chooseth."
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"Which one of the two cities has the most whores?"
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"Just so we know to stay away from that one especially."
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"Walk you not the path of Sodom."
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"For the Lord thy God has said unto me..."
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"...that he shall send a holy fire to destroy that city..."
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"...and all who dwell within for their iniquity."
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"He shall smite them."
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"Them, and all of their seed."
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"So when do you think this smiting's gonna go down?"
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"- Because we have some friends there. - Their fate is sealed."
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"But for my faith and devotion..."
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"...that self-same God..."
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"...has promised unto me the whole of this land."
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"From the Heights of Golan in the north to the Sinai in the south."
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"From the river of Jordan to the great sea."
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"- This is all your land? - For all of eternity."
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"But apparently God forgot to tell anyone else."
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"We're at war with someone every other day."
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"Excuse me. I and my kinsmen have vanquished our enemies..."
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"...by the mighty hand of God, blessed be he."
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"- Praised is his name... - Unto us."
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"- ... and glory his graciousness. - Wealthy bounty."
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"Therefore, to signify my covenant with the one true God..."
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"...I shall on this day circumcise the flesh of my penis."
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"And of you. And you, and of you, and every male who dwelleth hereby."
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"- Excuse me? - I don't know what you mean."
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"We shall grasp the foreskins of our penises..."
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"...and we shall cut therefrom the extra flesh. Amen."
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"I don't think I have any extra."
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"- Couldn't we pierce our ears? - No, no, no."
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"So it shall be written, and so it shall be done."
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"Let me get this straight. You're saying you have too much...?"
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"And you wanna:"
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"You know, Abe, it's been a long day, we've all had a lot to drink..."
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"...and I know that this foreskin thing sounds like a good idea now..."
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"...but you might wanna sleep on it."
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"We can always cut it off in the morning."
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"But if we do it now, there's just no way to get it back on there."
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"No, no, no, trust me, it's gonna be a very, very sleek look."
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"This is gonna catch on. I'm gonna go get my good knife."
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"Just wait right there. I'll be right back to cut your penises."
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"Not the whole thing, you understand. Just the very tip."
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"And after, we're all gonna have wine and sponge cake."
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"Do you have any idea where we're going?"
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"Going to Sodom. We have to save Maya and Eema."
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"He said that God was gonna smite Sodom with holy fire."
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"God also told him to chop off the tip of his dick."
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"Dad, no! No! No!"
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"So listen, I've been thinking, what constitutes the tip of the penis?"
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"Because his definition might not be the same as mine."
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"- What if the tip is your favorite part? - The tip is your only part."
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"Come out here."
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"Hey, you caught me. Guilty."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- I'm gonna come. - You don't know where we're going."
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"- You're going to Sodom, right? - No."
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"How stupid you think I am? You've had a boner for Sodom..."
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"...since my dad mentioned it. If I take you, get me some wine."
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"Aren't you a bit young?"
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"Do you like hanging out with this little girl?"
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"Did you or did you not hear me scream?"
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"I think I deserve a drink."
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"That's Sodom right there. The Unholy Land."
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"The devil's playground, where the sinners are winners."
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"Me and my boys sneak in here on the weekends sometimes."
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"Pick up on the babes, drink some wine, smoke some herb."
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"- Shouldn't be smoking either. - Thanks a lot, Grandpa."
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"I've been smoking for four harvests now, so I think I'm good."
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"These doors are enormous."
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"- It looks like they're not open, so- - You just gotta knock."
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"- They let me in all the time. - Yeah, knock."
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"- Why don't you knock? - You knock."
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"- What if we're waking somebody? - Eema and Maya might be in there."
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"I gave them our word we'd rescue them."
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"Hey, ladies. We don't got no foreskins."
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"- Halt. Halt. - Get help. Tell your father."
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"Like I'm gonna tell my father I came with you guys to Sodom."
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"So long, suckers."
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"I kind of get why his dad wanted to kill him."
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"Get in."
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"- What's this, then? - They were banging on the gate."
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"- Hebrews from the look of them. - Well, we're not really Hebrews."
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"We are Hebrews?"
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"I get it. No talking."
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"- Should we wake the commander? - Oh, no."
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"Don't want to wake the commander. He gets mean when you wake him."
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"Meaner than this?"
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"Let go of his titty."
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"Yeah. Okay. All right, good one."
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"What the bloody hell is going on out there?"
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"Who screamed? Sounded like a woman."
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"But you don't look like a woman. You wanna kiss me?"
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"Like in a romantic way?"
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"By tomorrow morning, you'll wish you hadn't been born."
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"- I already feel that way right now. - Yeah."
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"Why don't you pick on someone your own size."
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"Because that I would pay to see. You versus a guy your size."
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"Give me my stick."
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"Bumpy. You got a smoother one?"
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"Yeah."
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"Turn around and put your hands on the table."
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"Now!"
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"I'll take that kiss now."
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"- We'll start with the fat one. - Relatively fat. I mean..."
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"- Welcome to Sodom. - Hey, I want a piece of that."
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