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Clips from Year One

"- Cain? - You know them?"
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"Brothers."
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"I missed you so much. Oh, you guys. Promise you'll never leave me again."
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"- This is amazing. - And this is a Monday."
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"You should see this place on a Thursday."
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"- Because Thursday's the new Friday. - Well, thanks for saving us."
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"- What are you gonna do to us now? - Excuse me? Do I detect a tone here?"
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"You did sell us into slavery."
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"Hold a grudge much? That was, like, a fortnight ago."
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"It was less than a fortnight. Half a fortnight."
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"- It was a sevennight. - Oh, give me a break."
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"I was dealing with the death..."
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"...of a close, personal family member and I needed some space."
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"But hey, now I realize that you guys are like my real brothers."
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"And it's so rare to have a brother that you love and don't wanna kill."
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"Yeah. Yeah, yeah."
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"Hey, who's hungry?"
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"- I'm hungry. - Don't kill me."
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"Yeah? Okay."
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"Excuse me, I was..."
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"Yeah, that's two for flinching. Hey, let's go."
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"Here. Now we're even."
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"Check out the woman across the way. She's looking at us."
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"She's totally eye-knowing us with her eyes right now."
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"Well, she's really making that banana last."
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"- Go talk to her. - I kind of have a girlfriend right now."
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"A girl that I'm going to marry."
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"Make my wife, make her my girlfriend one day when I get enough strength."
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"What transpires within the confines of the walls of Sodom..."
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"...stays within the confines of the walls of Sodom."
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"If you guys are gonna stay here, you should join the guard."
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"- Hey! - Hey, hey what, hey? Huh? Yeah."
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"I mean, the pay's not great but the perks, tons of them."
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"I'm telling you, it's the only way to go. Come on, let's go talk to the sergeant."
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"- Let's go. - Hurry now."
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"This is great. How do I look?"
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"I can't see. This is too big on me. I wonder if I can get a smaller size."
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"Yeah, someone's gotta be the hat person around here."
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"- Find a... - Excuse me."
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"Hey, my helmet is way too big for me. It looks really silly."
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"- Think I can get a smaller one? - Line up!"
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"- What are you doing? In the line. - Wait, he's not..."
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"In the line. Face forward in the line."
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"- Guys. Guys? - I don't know where to..."
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"- Guys. - You too!"
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"- Guys. - Find a hole, you stupid bastards."
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"- It's kind of obvious, isn't it? - Not to me."
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"Soldiers. Present arms."
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"I never got a sword. I only got the holder."
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"I didn't know that that's what it was for."
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"- So this is it? We just walk around? - Yeah, pretty much."
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"Just look for troublemakers."
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"If you see a thief or a pickpocket, we'll slap them around a little bit."
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"Maybe cut off a finger, you know, or tip of the nose sometimes."
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"Lower lip. Just anything you can grab and slice in one fluid motion."
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"It seems kind of harsh."
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"Hey, just remember it's the palace that pays us, not the people. Come on."
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"Feed us!"
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"Six sacrifices in the last 10 days and still no rain."
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"Majesty, there's talk of revolution in the streets."
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"Oil and grain are scarce, prices are high."
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"Starving peasants are pouring into the city in search of food."
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"We could actually have a riot on our hands."
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"Poverty has a bitter taste, but it is a flavor they are born to."
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"It is the will of the gods. What do the entrails predict?"
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"Well, the liver is streaked with gray, which is not a good sign..."
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"...but his poor rectum is absolutely pulverized..."
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"...which is not unusual for a sheep in this region."
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"The genitals are enormous."
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"That's of no significance, I'm just commenting."
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"If you do look at this intestine..."
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"...his large intestine is arranged in an arc..."
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"...then the two massive balls of the sheep are like eyes."
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"To me, I see a happy face. That makes me happy."
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"What does it mean?"
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"Well, could mean a surprise visit from a former friend or sweetheart."
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"Or that you're going on a long sea voyage."
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"Could I come? I've never been on a boat."
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"How did you become high priest?"
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"I'm your brother-in-law."
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"Perhaps it's time for a new high priest."
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"Perhaps it's not time for a new high priest."
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"Let that be a warning to you."
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"Next time, I shall hurl a lightning bolt right in your face."
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"Or a fireball."
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"And you know what's the best part about Sodom? The sodomy."
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"You guys are in for a treat."
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"Down."
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"Did you see that girl?"
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"That was Princess Inanna."
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"She's totally hot. Don't even think about it."
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"Why not?"
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"Why? Because she's royalty and you're a caveman."
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"Where's everybody going?"
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"To the temple. You guys have to see this."
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"- Will she be there? - Yeah, everyone'll be there."
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"There she is."
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"The princess isn't eating."
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"I find it hard to eat when so many are hungry."
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"- You can't keep starving yourself. - Why not?"
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"Everybody else is starving. Present company excluded."
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"Careful, princess."
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"You may be my stepdaughter, but these are dangerous times..."
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"- ... and those are dangerous words. - Whatever."
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"Hi."
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"Yeah."
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"- What's happening? - They're picking a virgin."
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"Oh, please. If you're a virgin, then I'm a fuzzy little gerbil."
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"Back to the whorehouse with you. Quick as a bunny. There you go."
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"What do they need a virgin for?"
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"- To throw her in the fire. Are you new? - What? Why?"
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"An offering to the gods."
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"- Are you serious? - There's a famine going on..."
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"...so if we make a good enough sacrifice..."
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"...then the gods give us rain. You get rain, you get harvest..."
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"...you get harvest, you get food. You know what food is?"
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"Yeah, you know food."
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"So they're gonna throw a virgin into the fire so that it rains?"
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"Did I do something to offend you?"
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"I come here, I get a great seat at the sacrifice, and you're ruining it."
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