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Clips from Home Sweet Hell

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(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

"(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)"

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(LES COUGHING AND GROANING)

"(LES COUGHING AND GROANING)"

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Thank you very much. You're welcome, sir.

"Thank you very much. You're welcome, sir."

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What the hell happened?

"What the hell happened?"

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Unh. I got jumped.

"Unh. I got jumped."

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Inside the store?

"Inside the store?"

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You know, it just came out of the blue, out of nowhere.

"You know, it just came out of the blue, out of nowhere."

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I'm so sorry, boss.

"I'm so sorry, boss."

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Are you hurt bad?

"Are you hurt bad?"

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I got a little scrape here, and a busted up knee.

"I got a little scrape here, and a busted up knee."

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DON: Holy shit, Les. Don Champagne.

"DON: Holy shit, Les. Don Champagne."

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Oh, hey, chief. Yeah, hi.

"Oh, hey, chief. Yeah, hi."

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What's the matter? You hurt your hand there?

"What's the matter? You hurt your hand there?"

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Um... Yeah. Little stockroom accident.

"Um... Yeah. Little stockroom accident."

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Huh. Yeah.

"Huh. Yeah."

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Well, your office is a bit of a mess,

"Well, your office is a bit of a mess,"

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but it would appear the only items missing are his watch and wallet.

"but it would appear the only items missing are his watch and wallet."

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I'd do a thorough check of the premises, though.

"I'd do a thorough check of the premises, though."

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If you find anything else missing, give us a call.

"If you find anything else missing, give us a call."

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Yep. Will do. Thank you so much for coming down.

"Yep. Will do. Thank you so much for coming down."

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I appreciate it, you know, for something so trivial.

"I appreciate it, you know, for something so trivial."

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Actually, Don, I came down here about something else entirely.

"Actually, Don, I came down here about something else entirely."

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You did? Okay, tell me, chief. What have you got?

"You did? Okay, tell me, chief. What have you got?"

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What do you know? What do you need from me?

"What do you know? What do you need from me?"

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You got a girl named Dusty still working here?

"You got a girl named Dusty still working here?"

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Yes. Yep. Mm-hm.

"Yes. Yep. Mm-hm."

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When's the last time you seen her? I, um...

"When's the last time you seen her? I, um..."

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Last week. I think last week.

"Last week. I think last week."

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Yeah. Last week.

"Yeah. Last week."

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Last week? Definitely last week. Uh-huh.

"Last week? Definitely last week. Uh-huh."

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Oh. Yeah.

"Oh. Yeah."

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What kind of car does she drive? Um... It's like, a big blue...

"What kind of car does she drive? Um... It's like, a big blue..."

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A blue Suburban. That's it. Suburban.

"A blue Suburban. That's it. Suburban."

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Yeah, it's a piece of shit like mine.

"Yeah, it's a piece of shit like mine."

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Oh, yours isn't. Yes. It's a little old.

"Oh, yours isn't. Yes. It's a little old."

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Well, we found it.

"Well, we found it."

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You did? Mm-hm.

"You did? Mm-hm."

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Somebody set it on fire.

"Somebody set it on fire."

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Someone set her car on fire? Was she in it?

"Someone set her car on fire? Was she in it?"

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No, sir. Thank goodness.

"No, sir. Thank goodness."

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Oh, thank goodness. Not much left,

"Oh, thank goodness. Not much left,"

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but this photo managed to survive of her and your man there.

"but this photo managed to survive of her and your man there."

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The vehicle, however, is burnt up just like I like my bacon.

"The vehicle, however, is burnt up just like I like my bacon."

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Nice and crispy. Heh, heh.

"Nice and crispy. Heh, heh."

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(CHUCKLING)

"(CHUCKLING)"

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You know, that car she was driving

"You know, that car she was driving"

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is registered to another fella went missing a while back outside of town.

"is registered to another fella went missing a while back outside of town."

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We're still looking into that.

"We're still looking into that."

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That's so odd. That's odd, huh?

"That's so odd. That's odd, huh?"

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It is.

"It is."

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Wait, you don't think this has anything to do with that, do you?

"Wait, you don't think this has anything to do with that, do you?"

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Oh, no, no, no. You see, it's probably the work

"Oh, no, no, no. You see, it's probably the work"

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of a couple winos looking for booze and quick cash.

"of a couple winos looking for booze and quick cash."

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But when you've been doing this as long as I have,

"But when you've been doing this as long as I have,"

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well, you know, anything's possible.

"well, you know, anything's possible."

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(CHUCKLES)

"(CHUCKLES)"

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All right, then. We'll let you know if she comes back.

"All right, then. We'll let you know if she comes back."

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Thank you. Thanks.

"Thank you. Thanks."

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Mm-hm.

"Mm-hm."

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Hey. Yeah?

"Hey. Yeah?"

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What really happened to your hand?

"What really happened to your hand?"

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You know, um...

"You know, um..."

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I took your advice and I told Mona.

"I took your advice and I told Mona."

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And your hand was the only casualty? Well, she slammed it in a panini press.

"And your hand was the only casualty? Well, she slammed it in a panini press."

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While you were making a panini? No, Les.

"While you were making a panini? No, Les."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Well, what did Mona do? Did she kick you out?

"Well, what did Mona do? Did she kick you out?"

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Um, no. Um...

"Um, no. Um..."

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We have goals, we have a family,

"We have goals, we have a family,"

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and we're not gonna let a little infidelity get in the way of that.

"and we're not gonna let a little infidelity get in the way of that."

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It's gonna take a little time to heal,

"It's gonna take a little time to heal,"

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but ultimately we'll be better partners because of it.

"but ultimately we'll be better partners because of it."

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Mona said that? Absolutely. Every word.

"Mona said that? Absolutely. Every word."

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Heh-heh-heh. Oh, my God. She is an incredible specimen.

"Heh-heh-heh. Oh, my God. She is an incredible specimen."

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Yeah. She definitely is.

"Yeah. She definitely is."

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Hey, what the hell happened to Dusty? I don't know. But I'm worried.

"Hey, what the hell happened to Dusty? I don't know. But I'm worried."

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What if she's dead? No, don't say that.

"What if she's dead? No, don't say that."

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No, what if she's dead?

"No, what if she's dead?"

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Les. don't you say that. Don't you dare say that, Les.

"Les. don't you say that. Don't you dare say that, Les."

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Poor Dusty.

"Poor Dusty."

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All she wanted was to get back up on her feet

"All she wanted was to get back up on her feet"

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and support her family.

"and support her family."

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She's so skinny and pretty.

"She's so skinny and pretty."

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Oh, poor girl. Poor Dusty.

"Oh, poor girl. Poor Dusty."

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(SNIFFLING)

"(SNIFFLING)"

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Have you been drinking?

"Have you been drinking?"

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A little.

"A little."

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It's 10 in the morning, Les.

"It's 10 in the morning, Les."

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I'm not proud of it.

"I'm not proud of it."

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I told you we should've dumped the car in the lake.

"I told you we should've dumped the car in the lake."

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MONA: (ON PHONE) That doesn't work. What do you mean, it doesn't work?

"MONA: (ON PHONE) That doesn't work. What do you mean, it doesn't work?"

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It would be at the bottom of a lake right now.

"It would be at the bottom of a lake right now."

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You need to erase all evidence, burning it is the best option.

"You need to erase all evidence, burning it is the best option."

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I saw it on First 48.

"I saw it on First 48."

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Will you shut up about First 48!

"Will you shut up about First 48!"

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No reason to get short with me, Don Champagne.

"No reason to get short with me, Don Champagne."

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Chief, hi. I'll call you back.

"Chief, hi. I'll call you back."

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Everything all right, Don? Oh, yeah.

"Everything all right, Don? Oh, yeah."

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Mona wants to record First 48 instead of Duck Dynasty.

"Mona wants to record First 48 instead of Duck Dynasty."

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And I won't stand for it anymore, so I had to...

"And I won't stand for it anymore, so I had to..."

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New number. New card.

"New number. New card."

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See the raised letters? Isn't that nice?

"See the raised letters? Isn't that nice?"

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Oh, that is gorgeous.

"Oh, that is gorgeous."

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I was gonna get my picture made on it, but he wanted an extra six dollars, so...

"I was gonna get my picture made on it, but he wanted an extra six dollars, so..."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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All right, then.

"All right, then."

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(SIGHS)

"(SIGHS)"

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(CAR APPROACHING)

"(CAR APPROACHING)"

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(GASPS THEN TIRES SCREECHING)

"(GASPS THEN TIRES SCREECHING)"

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Whoa.

"Whoa."

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Andrew!

"Andrew!"

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Andrew! ANDREW: What?

"Andrew! ANDREW: What?"

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Oh, son. Are you okay?

"Oh, son. Are you okay?"

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I'm fine.

"I'm fine."

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What did that man say?

"What did that man say?"

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He said to give you this.

"He said to give you this."

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