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Clips from The Monkees - Case of the Missing Monkee (S01E01)

"He's got broken bones and things, and we've gotta get him inside!"
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"Please! I have a job to do. Occupation?"
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"Uh, uh, he's a musician."
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"A musician?! Ah! I love the tuba!"
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"Miss, he's been in an accident!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Oh, well, let's see. Um,"
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"I don't suppose you're old enough to qualify under Medicare."
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"Well, I wasn't when I came in here, but, uh."
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"Alright, sign here."
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"Okay."
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"Uh, admitting desk. I have a young man here with,"
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"uh, multiple fractures and contusions."
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"Oh, I'd see a doctor about that cough."
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"Uh, he'll probably need the operating room."
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"I don't think he'll need the recovery room."
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"Alrighty! Uh, we can take you on the thirteenth."
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"On the thirteenth?! But you don't understand!"
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"Uh, he, he's, he needs immediate help."
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"Uh, what can you do in the meantime?"
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"Oh, well, try a cough drop."
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"Oh, thanks very much. Come on, fellas."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Hey, hold it. Hold it. Let me just, um."
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"Ah! Ahh!"
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"? Way down upon the Swanee River ?"
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"? Far, far away ?"
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"It's a miracle! It's a miracle! Ha ha ha!"
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"? That's where my heart is yearning ever? ? That's where the old folks stay?"
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"Hurray, hurray."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute."
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"Do you realize this is a crime? This is breaking and entering."
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"So what do you want to do?"
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"Do you wanna run home, where it's safe and,"
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"and, and leave Peter here in trouble, all alone?"
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"Of course not."
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"Well, it was just a suggestion. A ha. The bat hook!"
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"What is this bat hook thing? We got a ladder."
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"What, are you gonna use this thing and break your leg?"
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"Oh!"
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"Ah! Ah!"
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"Shh. Shh. Shh."
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"Ow!"
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"I guess the first thing we better do is, uh, try and look like patients."
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"- Right. - Come on."
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"Well, what do we do now?"
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"Well, um, I guess we start looking for Peter."
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"We can't."
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"Shh. Why?"
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"I'm sick."
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"Hey, look, man. We gotta search this hospital."
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"Right."
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"Mm-hm. Hm-hm-hm. Good. He's still asleep from the drug."
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"He was a fool to pass that note to the boy."
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"But the banquet was already scheduled."
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"We had to take him when we could. But it doesn't matter, Bruno."
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"What does matter is this."
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"We are going to transport Professor Milo Schnitzler out of the country,"
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"and America will lose one of its"
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"greatest scientists. A ha ha! Brilliant. Ha ha ha ha."
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"What about him?"
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"Yeah, what about me?"
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"Shut up!"
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"You can't do that to me. I need love and understanding."
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"My mother rejected me. My sister resented me."
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"I've lost all my confidence. And now, this operation."
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"What is that?"
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"Ben Casey, act one."
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"What are you doing with that?"
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"He knows too much."
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"Thank you!"
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"But we cannot afford a murder here."
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"Besides, I have a better plan. Ha ha ha ha."
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"I told you a million times, never point the gun."
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"Shazam!"
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"Well, another seven years bad luck for Captain Marvel."
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"Well, that takes care of this room."
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"Yeah, there's thirty-nine to go."
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"Bruno, you had better attend to the physical therapy room."
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"Now, you know, maybe some of the patients may have reported."
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"But remember this, the affairs of this rest home must not be disrupted."
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"Ja, doctor."
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"Now, listen, you get some-wait! Somebody's coming."
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"Go."
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"So, I see you all here, huh? Ready for your physical therapy."
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"Excellent. Well, we begin. Alright. Now, pull."
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"Pull? Ha ha."
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"Pull. Harder. Harder. Harder. Harder. Harder."
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"Ah! Good. Now, arms straight out."
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"A heh. Wah!"
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"What does this do?"
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"This will get rid of your spare tire."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Yeah."
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"Ahh! Whoa! Ju-uh, just a minute. Wuh! Wah!"
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"? Honeysuckle's not as sweet as you are?"
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"Nah, nah, nah. You'll never get anywhere that way."
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"This guy's gotta be kidding."
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"Hey, Mike. We've got to get out of here. Peter might be dying."
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"He might be dying!"
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"This instrument, Mr. Tork, will cause temporary amnesia."
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"It will erase your memory, but, by the time your memory will return,"
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"we will be safely out of this country with Professor Schnitzler."
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"How long before I get my memory back?"
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"A normal brain should be out of commission for three days."
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"Oh, ha ha."
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"But, in your case, we are safe to say until early spring."
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"I will set the dials. Hm hm."
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"Alright, you can cool off a bit now and then return to your rooms."
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"Oh. Listen, we haven't got a minute to spare."
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"We gotta get out there and find Peter. Hello?"
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"Yeah, Bruno just gave us physical therapy."
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"Yeah, Peter's somewhere in hospital."
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"Yeah, Doctor Schnitzler's still missing. Okay. Goodbye!"
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"- That was the police? - No, it was TV Guide. Shh."
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"I will erase your memory!"
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"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
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"Peter, where are you?"
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"Peter, where are you?"
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"Peter, where are you?"
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