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Clips from The Monkees - Case of the Missing Monkee (S01E01)

"Peter, where are you?"
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"It's alright. Well, we looked everywhere, man. Can't find him."
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"Man, I'm gonna give up all hope."
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"I guess we'll never see old Peter again."
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"Yeah, well, we might as well just-hey! Pete!"
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"Peter!"
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"Peter?"
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"Pete!"
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"I've never seen you guys before in my life."
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"Peter, I-"
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"Keep your hands off me! Do you know who I am?"
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"Wait a minute. Who am I?"
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"You, know, I heard you can induce"
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"temporary amnesia by a shock to the nervous system."
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"Well, maybe we could shock it out of him."
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"It's worth a try."
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"Go on. Go on."
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"Uh, Peter, we're-we're gonna try to scare you, so don't be scared."
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"Okay. Go ahead."
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"Boo!"
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"Nope. That don't make it. You gotta do it when I'm not ready."
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"Here. Come here, come here."
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"What? What?"
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"The whole secret to this scaring business is to get him off his guard."
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"Right. Right, right."
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"So be very casual and then, you know, let the..."
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"La la la..."
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"Oh, hey, Peter. How's it going, babe? Long time, no see."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Pete, saw Harry Flynn the other day."
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"Yeah, he sends his best regards."
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"Boo!"
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"What are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack?"
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"Look, we're sorry, Peter. We're just trying to help you, you know."
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"- That's alright, Micky. - Micky!"
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"He knows me! He knows me!"
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"- You're not... - No, I'm Davy."
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"Wait. Wait. My memory! Ah! We don't have any time."
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"We don't have any time."
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"We gotta get the profe-they're gonna smuggle"
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"the professor out of the country tonight."
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"How'd the doctor say he's gonna get him out of the country anyway? Huh?"
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"I forget."
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"He's having a relapse. Ah, uh, quick! We gotta hide."
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"Uh, get in the back of this thing. Peter, you stay here and play dumb."
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"Why am I always the one to play dumb?"
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"Why can't I play smart once in a while?"
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"Hello there!"
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"Are they coming to take him away now?"
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"Oh, what a smart question."
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"Yes, the doctor will be here in a few moments."
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"Here. Have a cough drop. They're wonderful."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Okay, guys. She's gone."
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"That's it! They're gonna smuggle him out of the country in an ambulance."
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"What a great idea, man. Who'd ever stop an ambulance?"
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"You know what? With that oxygen mask on his face,"
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"you can't tell who's under there."
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"You're right, man!"
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"Yeah."
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"Buh-buh, buh."
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"Okay, he's comfortable back there."
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"- Groovy. - Great."
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"Believe me, Micky; there's no other way."
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"Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah."
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"Besides, Doctor Marcovich is an evil man."
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"But what about me?"
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"You're not evil. Is he, Mike?"
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"No, he's not evil. He's crafty and selfish maybe, but he's not evil."
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"Come on, guys!"
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"Uh, shh! Here comes somebody."
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"Oh, great."
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"Is the operating room ready?"
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"Ja, doctor."
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"Good. Surgery will provide the only"
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"permanent brainwashing for Professor Schnitzler."
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"Everything ready? Huh?"
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"Ja, doctor."
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"Eh, gloves, forceps."
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"Cotton."
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"Yes, of course, it's cotton, Bruno."
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"Hurry, hurry."
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"Who are you?"
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"What do you mean? What do you-who are we?"
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"I'm a doctor. Who do you think, I'm a plumber?"
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"I beg your pardon, doctor."
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"It's alright."
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"My gloves."
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"Well, it never hurts to be sanitary, doctor."
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"Let's examine the patient. Uh, let's see, uh, here."
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"Alright, I am ready, eh?"
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"What do you mean you're ready? This is my patient."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no. He's my patient."
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"Do you really think I'd leave him in the hands of a quack?"
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"Quack?!"
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"Oh, these ambulance chasers; they're everywhere."
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"Now see here!"
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"Wait a minute. I'm a reasonable man."
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"We'll cut cards for him."
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"Yeah, you lose."
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"Ha ha ha ha ha. Now, let's see."
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"The hip bone's connected to the ankle bone."
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"The ankle bone's connected to the... wait a minute."
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"If the shoulder bones connected to the..."
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"Bruno, the oxygen."
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"Ja, doctor."
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"Okay. Here goes nothing."
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"Wait a minute-"
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"Shh!"
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"You look very nervous, doctor."
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"Nervous? Don't be silly. Look at how slowly I'm twitching."
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"Suture."
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"Suture."
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"Sponge."
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"Sponge."
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"Knife."
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"Knife."
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"Oh! Try it again or you'll never learn. Knife."
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"Knife."
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"Peanut butter."
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