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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Hero? (S01E01)

Once upon a time...

"Once upon a time..."

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... in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy...

"... in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy..."

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...an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission.

"...an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission."

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The missile went up, but something went wrong...

"The missile went up, but something went wrong..."

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...and they had to bring it down.

"...and they had to bring it down."

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Captain Nelson landed on an island in the South Pacific...

"Captain Nelson landed on an island in the South Pacific..."

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... where he found a bottle. At least, it looked like a bottle.

"... where he found a bottle. At least, it looked like a bottle."

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But it didn't act like a bottle...

"But it didn't act like a bottle..."

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...because in it was a genie.

"...because in it was a genie."

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Oh, not your average everyday genie...

"Oh, not your average everyday genie..."

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...but a beautiful genie...

"...but a beautiful genie..."

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... who could grant any wish.

"... who could grant any wish."

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Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free.

"Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free."

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Only she didn't want to be free.

"Only she didn't want to be free."

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You know how it is when you've been cooped up...

"You know how it is when you've been cooped up..."

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... in a bottle for 2000 years. She wanted to have fun...

"... in a bottle for 2000 years. She wanted to have fun..."

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...and she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson.

"...and she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson."

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So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach...

"So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach..."

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...a mythical town in a mythical state called Florida.

"...a mythical town in a mythical state called Florida."

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And there in this house, the girl in the bottle...

"And there in this house, the girl in the bottle..."

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...plays spin the astronaut.

"...plays spin the astronaut."

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Why must thou work on such a lovely day?

"Why must thou work on such a lovely day?"

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Couldest thou not play hooky?

"Couldest thou not play hooky?"

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We're testing some new oxygen equipment.

"We're testing some new oxygen equipment."

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Somebody's gotta be there to breathe.

"Somebody's gotta be there to breathe."

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A pity.

"A pity."

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The sky reminds me of a bright summer day in Baghdad.

"The sky reminds me of a bright summer day in Baghdad."

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Does it?

"Does it?"

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Say, has the weather changed much in the last 2000 years?

"Say, has the weather changed much in the last 2000 years?"

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Oh, weather is weather.

"Oh, weather is weather."

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ln ancient Persia, we had an old saying:

"ln ancient Persia, we had an old saying:"

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'' Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.''

"'' Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.''"

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You're kidding?

"You're kidding?"

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l jest you not, master.

"l jest you not, master."

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Well, Roger's gonna pick me up.

"Well, Roger's gonna pick me up."

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l better meet him at the door.

"l better meet him at the door."

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lt wouldn't do to have him see you, would it?

"lt wouldn't do to have him see you, would it?"

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Stay and play. Do not go breathe.

"Stay and play. Do not go breathe."

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You know, what l'd really like to do on a day like this is go swimming.

"You know, what l'd really like to do on a day like this is go swimming."

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l wish l had a swimming pool in my patio.

"l wish l had a swimming pool in my patio."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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Jeannie, what will the neighbours think?

"Jeannie, what will the neighbours think?"

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l can't afford a swimming pool.

"l can't afford a swimming pool."

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-You do not wish it? -No, l do not wish it.

"-You do not wish it? -No, l do not wish it."

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Now, come on, get rid of it.

"Now, come on, get rid of it."

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Help!

"Help!"

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Tony? Where are you, Tony?

"Tony? Where are you, Tony?"

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-Tony? -Jeannie!

"-Tony? -Jeannie!"

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-Hi. -The name's Roger.

"-Hi. -The name's Roger."

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What are you doing down there, Tony?

"What are you doing down there, Tony?"

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Get me out of here.

"Get me out of here."

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Thanks. What am l gonna tell him?

"Thanks. What am l gonna tell him?"

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You will not have to tell him anything, master.

"You will not have to tell him anything, master."

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He will remember nothing of this.

"He will remember nothing of this."

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Don't be ridiculous. Of course he will.

"Don't be ridiculous. Of course he will."

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What are you standing there for? We're gonna be late.

"What are you standing there for? We're gonna be late."

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Yeah, yeah. You're right. Listen, l--

"Yeah, yeah. You're right. Listen, l--"

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l've got a lot to do around here. l'll meet you there, okay?

"l've got a lot to do around here. l'll meet you there, okay?"

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-lf l'm late, you start without me. -Start without you?

"-lf l'm late, you start without me. -Start without you?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Boy, one of these days she's gonna....

"Boy, one of these days she's gonna...."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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l'm sorry about that, master.

"l'm sorry about that, master."

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That's all right, Jeannie. lt could happen to anyone.

"That's all right, Jeannie. lt could happen to anyone."

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Well, almost anyone. Say, where did we get the groceries?

"Well, almost anyone. Say, where did we get the groceries?"

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Oh, l went shopping early this morning.

"Oh, l went shopping early this morning."

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-You left the house? -Yes. l had to hurry down...

"-You left the house? -Yes. l had to hurry down..."

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...to my neighbourhood grocer to shop for your supper.

"...to my neighbourhood grocer to shop for your supper."

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Well, now who told you to do that?

"Well, now who told you to do that?"

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A man on television.

"A man on television."

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Figures.

"Figures."

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Master?

"Master?"

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Do you think it is proper for a man to strike a woman?

"Do you think it is proper for a man to strike a woman?"

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No, of course not. Why?

"No, of course not. Why?"

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Did somebody hit you?

"Did somebody hit you?"

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Yes, master.

"Yes, master."

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Where? At the market?

"Where? At the market?"

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Yes, master.

"Yes, master."

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Would you recognize him if you saw him again?

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?"

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l shall never forget his face.

"l shall never forget his face."

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-Come on, let's go. -Where?

"-Come on, let's go. -Where?"

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Down to the market. Maybe we can still catch him.

"Down to the market. Maybe we can still catch him."

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Please, do not bother. You have to go breathe.

"Please, do not bother. You have to go breathe."

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l do not have to breathe.

"l do not have to breathe."

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lt would be better if you did not get involved in this, master.

"lt would be better if you did not get involved in this, master."

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lnvolved? l'm already involved.

"lnvolved? l'm already involved."

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Nobody is gonna hit you or any other woman while l'm around.

"Nobody is gonna hit you or any other woman while l'm around."

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-You take me to him. -Now?

"-You take me to him. -Now?"

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Well, of course now.

"Well, of course now."

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-Hey, where are we? -We're at the marketplace, master.

"-Hey, where are we? -We're at the marketplace, master."

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And there's Ali, the man who hit me.

"And there's Ali, the man who hit me."

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Wait a second. Wait. That was 2000 years ago.

"Wait a second. Wait. That was 2000 years ago."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Why were you crying about it this morning?

"Why were you crying about it this morning?"

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-l just remembered it. -Come on, let's get out of here.

"-l just remembered it. -Come on, let's get out of here."

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You were insincere when you said you wouldn't let a man strike me.

"You were insincere when you said you wouldn't let a man strike me."

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Well, l was sincere at the time, but that was 2000 years ago.

"Well, l was sincere at the time, but that was 2000 years ago."

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l mean, come on, let bygones be bygones.

"l mean, come on, let bygones be bygones."

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l'd love to avenge the wrong done to you, Jeannie, but--

"l'd love to avenge the wrong done to you, Jeannie, but--"

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lf l miss my test, l'll have to explain to Dr. Bellows.

"lf l miss my test, l'll have to explain to Dr. Bellows."

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And if l have to explain...

"And if l have to explain..."

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...he'll have me thrown out of the space program--

"...he'll have me thrown out of the space program--"

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Let's get out of here.

"Let's get out of here."

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lt is you.

"lt is you."

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So thou hast returned.

"So thou hast returned."

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No, no. Actually, we were just passing through.

"No, no. Actually, we were just passing through."

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We wanted to take a look at some of your carpets.

"We wanted to take a look at some of your carpets."

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Come. l have been waiting for thee.

"Come. l have been waiting for thee."

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-You're hurting me! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let her alone...sir.

"-You're hurting me! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let her alone...sir."

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lntroduce me to your ludicrously costumed friend.

"lntroduce me to your ludicrously costumed friend."

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This is Nelson, flier through the moons of space.

"This is Nelson, flier through the moons of space."

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This is Ali, killer of many giant men.

"This is Ali, killer of many giant men."

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-Killer of many giant men, huh? -Do not fear.

"-Killer of many giant men, huh? -Do not fear."

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You are far too puny and small for Ali to bother with.

"You are far too puny and small for Ali to bother with."

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Come.

"Come."

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Hey, wait a minute, you.

"Hey, wait a minute, you."

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-l told you to put her down. -Let go of me. Put me down.

"-l told you to put her down. -Let go of me. Put me down."

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Here, stand back. Stand back.

"Here, stand back. Stand back."

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All right, fella, l warned you.

"All right, fella, l warned you."

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