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Clips from The PJs (1999) - He's Gotta Have It (S01E01)

"NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in the projects..."
The PJs (1999)
"(COMPLAINING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(GRUNTING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(ALL SIGHING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, this heat is unbearable."
The PJs (1999)
"(GROANING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood! How many times have I told you,"
The PJs (1999)
"don't sit in the icebox, especially with the door closed."
The PJs (1999)
"Muriel, you know I can't sleep with that light on."
The PJs (1999)
"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
The PJs (1999)
"I tell ya, if it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity."
The PJs (1999)
"Super, it's too hot."
The PJs (1999)
"When you gonna turn down the furnace?"
The PJs (1999)
"The furnace ain't on. It's the middle of summer, you crazy, old bat."
The PJs (1999)
"Well, when you gonna fix my calendar?"
The PJs (1999)
"Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for, anyway?"
The PJs (1999)
"You ain't gonna get to finish it. (GRUNTS)"
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, that's no way to talk to Mrs. Avery."
The PJs (1999)
"You know something, you're right."
The PJs (1999)
"(SHOUTING) You dried up, old gargoyle!"
The PJs (1999)
"Thanks, Muriel."
The PJs (1999)
"I can always count on you to remind me to do the important things."
The PJs (1999)
"Weren't you supposed to go to HUD and pick up those air conditioners?"
The PJs (1999)
"Don't become your mother, now."
The PJs (1999)
"HUD LADY: Next!"
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah, look, I've come to get some air conditioners. It's sweltering out here."
The PJs (1999)
"I'm sorry. I can't hear you."
The PJs (1999)
"Lavell, turn down the AC. It's freezing back here."
The PJs (1999)
"(GROANING IN FRUSTRATION)"
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, you're still out there."
The PJs (1999)
"How rude of me. Next!"
The PJs (1999)
"Why the hell can't I ever go to HUD and get what I want?"
The PJs (1999)
"(GRUNTS) I don't feel so good."
The PJs (1999)
"The room is spinning."
The PJs (1999)
"I feel a little dizzy. Gillespie..."
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, sir, you don't look so well."
The PJs (1999)
"Would you like me to call you a physician?"
The PJs (1999)
"Well, I... It's no trouble at all."
The PJs (1999)
"His name is Dr. Next!"
The PJs (1999)
"(GROANS AGAIN)"
The PJs (1999)
"So I waited two hours and this Dr. Next never even showed up."
The PJs (1999)
"I don't like these dizzy spells."
The PJs (1999)
"You need to see a real doctor."
The PJs (1999)
"I should take you to County."
The PJs (1999)
"What's it gonna be? A real doctor or County?"
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, forget it. I'll be fine."
The PJs (1999)
"There's nothing wrong with me that a nice pork chop sandwich ain't gonna fix."
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, I'm a little worried about your diet."
The PJs (1999)
"Look, I got you some nice non-fat fat back and tofu pig's feet."
The PJs (1999)
"I can cook them in some artificial bacon fat substitute."
The PJs (1999)
"What're you trying to kill me?"
The PJs (1999)
"I'm trying to save you."
The PJs (1999)
"Now, give me that sandwich."
The PJs (1999)
"You can have my smothered deep-fried pork chop sandwich"
The PJs (1999)
"when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands."
The PJs (1999)
"(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(GRUNTING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Is he gonna be okay, doctor?"
The PJs (1999)
"Ma'am, your father's in excellent condition for a man in his 60s."
The PJs (1999)
"He's my husband and he's 48."
The PJs (1999)
"48!"
The PJs (1999)
"(SCREAMING) It burns! I'm in hell! I'm in hell."
The PJs (1999)
"No, Thurgood. You're in County Hospital."
The PJs (1999)
"THURGOOD: The devil has many addresses."
The PJs (1999)
"Out of my way, I'm leaving,"
The PJs (1999)
"and there's no force on heaven or earth that can stop me."
The PJs (1999)
"(SCREAMS)"
The PJs (1999)
"Except a catheter."
The PJs (1999)
"Mr. Stubbs, you had a mild cardiac episode"
The PJs (1999)
"which we believe was due to prolonged hypertension."
The PJs (1999)
"Give it to me in English, doc."
The PJs (1999)
"You have very high blood pressure."
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, look, we didn't all go to DeVry, all right."
The PJs (1999)
"Okay."
The PJs (1999)
"You're blood is bad,"
The PJs (1999)
"especially when you get mad,"
The PJs (1999)
"and if you die, you'll be very, very sad."
The PJs (1999)
"Okay?"
The PJs (1999)
"Now, was that so hard?"
The PJs (1999)
"I hear what you're saying. You're telling me I'm a few steps away"
The PJs (1999)
"from being a Janitor in a Drum, right?"
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, my."
The PJs (1999)
"Now, now, there is hope. There's a promising new drug for hypertension,"
The PJs (1999)
"although it's still in the experimental stage."
The PJs (1999)
"Ah, hell no, back on up."
The PJs (1999)
"No more experiments. I learned my lesson with them Olestra potato chips."
The PJs (1999)
"You think I need a tube in my front?"
The PJs (1999)
"The experiment pays $50."
The PJs (1999)
"Huh? Then I'm your Miss Evers' Boy."
The PJs (1999)
"The side effects are minimal and the results have been promising."
The PJs (1999)
"You hear that, Muriel? Fifty bucks."
The PJs (1999)
"Hmm, hmm, hmm."
The PJs (1999)
"To qualify for the program you need a systolic reading of 200."
The PJs (1999)
"Reading? Nobody said nothing about reading."
The PJs (1999)
"DOCTOR: Your blood pressure's high. In fact, dangerously high."
The PJs (1999)
"All right. But not fatal."
The PJs (1999)
"Damn. Why me, Lord?"
The PJs (1999)
"I'm afraid you're at 190, which is too low to qualify for the new drug."
The PJs (1999)
"(BOTH SIGH)"
The PJs (1999)
"Tell me, doctor,"
The PJs (1999)
"what kind of things can raise a man's blood pressure?"
The PJs (1999)
"Hmm, let's see. Aggravation, a high fat diet, excess alcohol..."
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, you're halfway there."
The PJs (1999)
"Doc, I'm gonna come back with your 200."
The PJs (1999)
"You just be here with my 50."
The PJs (1999)
"MAN ON TV: Where's the strangest place we've ever made whoopee?"
The PJs (1999)
"(HUMMING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Muriel, move! Like this?"
The PJs (1999)
"(SINGING) La, la, la, la, la, la."
The PJs (1999)
"Muriel, what the hell are you doing?"
The PJs (1999)
"Is it aggravating you?"
The PJs (1999)
"Hell, yeah, it's making my blood boil."
The PJs (1999)
"Muriel, you're a genius."
The PJs (1999)
"Help me strap it on."
The PJs (1999)
"Go, Thurgood, raise the pressure."
The PJs (1999)
"195! Not bad. But we can do better."
The PJs (1999)
"Good job on the butt dance."
The PJs (1999)
"It really made me, you know, hot."
The PJs (1999)
"It did?"
The PJs (1999)
"Not that kind of hot. (SIGHS)"
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