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Clips from The Flintstones - The Hypnotist (S01E01)

"Keep your eye on this twirling object, Wilma."
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"You are getting sleepy."
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"You are asleep."
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"How about that, Betty?"
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"She's sound asleep. I did it!"
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"That's wonderful, Fred!"
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"You are a big dog, Wilma."
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"Now, bark."
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"No, a big one."
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"A big dog. Wilma, I can't stand it."
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"Here comes the pitch. And it's a high fly toward center field."
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"Rocky O'Toole is waiting for it."
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"Come on, Rocky, grab that ball!"
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"It's coming down."
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"Rocky is under it, and he's..."
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"- What happened? - I don't know, Fred."
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"Starts acting up like that every once in a while."
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"- Did you check the tubes? - Yup, they're okay."
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"- How's your antenna? - Fine, Fred. How's yours?"
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"Very funny. That's a real double-dandy yack-yack."
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"Now cut the clowning and let's check it, before we miss the whole game."
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"Sorry, Fred."
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"There's your trouble, Barney. That nervy bird built a nest on your aerial."
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"Go on. Go on home."
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"No, that ain't gonna do any good, Barney."
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"Here, I'll show you how to get rid of her."
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"Now watch this old bean ball."
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"Hey, Fred, you busted the aerial."
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"Anyway, I got rid of the bird."
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"Yeah, but how are we gonna watch the game?"
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"Answer me that one, kid?"
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"Very simple, wise guy. We go over to my house."
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen..."
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"it's a great pleasure to bring you Mesmo..."
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"the world's greatest hypnotist."
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"It's a line drive to left field, and O'Toole is rounding first. He's starting for second."
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"Come on, O'Toole, slide!"
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"- Fred? - Yeah, Wilma?"
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"Will you kindly get off my lap?"
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"Wilma, what are you doing here?"
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"For your information, I was watching my favorite program..."
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"The Great Mesmo."
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"Don't you think you're a little old to be sitting on Mommy's lap, Barney?"
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"I'm sorry, Wilma. I guess I didn't see you."
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"Well, you see me now. And I'll thank you to put my program back on."
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"But, Wilma, Barney and I are watching the ball game."
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"We always watch the game on Saturday. You know that."
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"Right, you watch the ball game at our house..."
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"and we watch The Great Mesmo here. That's the deal we made, isn't it?"
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"Yeah, but..."
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"If you like sports so much, Fred..."
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"why don't you be one and stick to our deal?"
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"But, me and Barney..."
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"Come on, Barney."
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"Women always win when they appeal to a man's chivalry."
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"What gripes me is, I bet in the future..."
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"people will think we cave men had it all our own way with women."
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"Turn it back to our channel, Wilma. I don't want to miss any of the program."
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"- How about a sardine sandwich, Barney? - Swell, Fred."
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"By the way, who's this Mesmo? I never heard of him."
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"He's just some guy that's got a hypnotist act."
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"That sounds interesting."
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"So what's interesting? Anyone can do it."
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"- Can you hypnotize anyone, Fred? - Sure I could, Barney."
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"I never have because..."
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"I'm reluctant to turn the full power of my brain on anybody."
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"Of course, my knowledge of science helps, too."
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"I didn't know you dabbled in science, Fred."
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"Dabble? I wallow in it."
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"I don't show off like a lot of these college physicists..."
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"but I got it up here."
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"After we finish this sardine, we'll watch this guy and I'll explain it to you, okay?"
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"I'm with you, Fred."
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"I have on-stage another volunteer from the studio audience."
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"And I will now demonstrate how I put the subject to sleep."
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"You are getting sleepy."
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"Sleepy. You cannot stay awake."
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"You're sleepy. Sleepy."
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"Isn't that wonderful?"
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"- How does he do it? - I'll explain it."
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"His metaphysical dominates the subject, and..."
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"Quiet, Fred, Mesmo is talking."
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"And now I will make the subject think he's a bird."
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"Hey, how about that, Fred? He did it."
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"Look at that guy flap his wings."
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"That's nothing. Just stuff you do at parties."
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"Fred, please be quiet."
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"You don't know anything about hypnotism."
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"I don't... Really?"
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"You never told Wilma about your power, Fred?"
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"No, Wilma isn't of a scientifical turn of mind."
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"Yeah, I bet she'd be surprised if she knew, pal."
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"Barney, will you please be quiet?"
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"Fred is just explaining how it's done, Betty."
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"Fred couldn't explain a can opener."
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"Now be considerate, and wait outside until our program is over."
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"You see, Barney? Women close their eyes to the scientifical."
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"- Explain it to me, Fred. - Sure. It's this way, Barney."
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"Inside everyone's head..."
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"there's a brain. Like the saying goes, "He has a mind of his own.""
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"I mean about the can opener, Fred."
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"And until next week..."
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"I leave you with this metaphysical thought.:"
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"Keep those box tops coming in. Good afternoon, folks."
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"- Isn't he wonderful? - I love that program."
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"And so, when an immovable force meets a removable object..."
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"it's curtains, and like that."
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"How lucky can I get?"
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"I got a friend that's a brain and shoots a good game of pool, too."
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"Okay, you scientists, you can watch your ball game."
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"Looks like Einstein got to the set first."
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"There we are, Barney. Back to the old ball game."
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"And so concludes the most exciting ball game this season."
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"It was a dilly, and I know you sport fans enjoyed it."
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"Wilma, you made us miss the whole ball game..."
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"on account of that amateur Mesmo."
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"What do you mean "amateur"? He's a professional hypnotist."
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"Anybody can do what he did. That's high school stuff."
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"Really? You went to high school and you couldn't hypnotize a fly."
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"Yeah? That's what you think. I can so."
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