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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Trainees' Day (S07E07)

"Hey, old-timer."
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"Forget something?"
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"Ohh, you forgot the staples."
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"Oh, we truly are the main office pranksters, aren't we?"
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"This turned out amazing."
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"You're a genius, Bill."
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"Why isn't this cutting?"
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"Oh, no."
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"Uh, what's the matter, Bill?"
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"Did someone dull the paper cutter?"
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"[together] Ahh!"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Uh, what do you mean?"
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"It's a coffee pot. Is that not coffee in there?"
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"Oh, is there not coffee?"
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"Actually, Ders, don't you mean flat Dr. Pepper pot?"
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"Because we put flat Dr. Pepper in a coffee pot and switched it."
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"We pwn'd you!"
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"[laughter]"
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"Y'all ain't funny."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God. I can't breathe."
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"I can't breathe. It's too funny."
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"Oh, it's too good of a prank. I can't breathe."
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"[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]"
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"♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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"♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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"♪ Gotta be fresh ♪"
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"No, Adam. It's not even a contest."
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"The monkey would bite the Rock's dick off."
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"What if he wore a muzzle?"
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"Wait, on his dick?"
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"No, on his face."
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"Muzzle... although that's a good idea, muzzle on your dick."
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"I want to wear one on mine."
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"Okay, wait, you've completely changed the question"
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"at this point."
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"Yeah, that's not what we're talking about."
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"What is this?"
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"Okay, now I'm looking at the top of page three:"
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""Unapproved attire includes halter tops,"
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"shirts with spaghetti straps, biker shorts..."
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"No wonder this office sucks."
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"I mean, we've got Bill hiring all these old fogies."
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"Mm-hmm, I mean, this place could be like... like Coachella."
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"- Oh, that would be sick. - Right?"
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"Like, sexy young thangs wearing, like,"
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"kind of racist Indian headdresses"
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"- Really racist. - You know?"
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"Yes, they're racist, but they look hot."
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"Is it racist if it's hot? That's the question."
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"What if we had some hip youngsters in here, you know?"
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"We could, like, talk about viral videos or, like,"
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"fashion trends or, like, totally be kept up with the Kardashians,"
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"which I've been wanting to get kept up on."
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"All I'm saying is, we should be the ones running the train..."
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"trainee... trainee's..."
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"oh, I've never seen that word before."
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"That is a weird word."
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"New Employees Bagel Bash."
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"Here's me at mine."
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"Okay, thank you, Bill."
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"We will take it from here, all right?"
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"Hey, my name is Adam, the top sales dog,"
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"or at least pretty high up there, DeMamp,"
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"and these are my associates."
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"Howdy, I'm Blake, and you are probably thinking,"
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""What is going on here?""
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"Well, this ain't your"
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"granddaddy's orientation anymore."
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"- No, it's not. - What are you doing?"
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"Alice said I could do this."
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"Alice said that you were really bad at your job, Bill,"
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"and that you're suspended for a week and you should go home now"
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"and not even talk to her about it."
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"I can't go home now."
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"My roommate gives tap-dancing lessons to seven-year-old"
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"fart boxes all day."
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"This sucks! Ahh!"
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"Okay, you're embarrassing yourself, Bill."
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"- Oh, okay, all right. - That was loud."
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"- Jeez. - I didn't feel safe, you know?"
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"- It was scary. - Yeah, yeah."
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"He should go give screaming lessons to seven-year-olds."
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"I didn't... I didn't like that. I didn't like that either."
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"And now it's just us, guys. Let's get comfortable."
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"Why don't we pull out the index ca"
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"in your pamphlet there, okay?"
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"Take a pen or a thick marker and write your age on that card"
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"and hold it up nice and high so we can see."
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"Great call. Uh-oh."
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"Wow, that once says four. Yikes."
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"Four, four, a couple fours."
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"Oh, I like these three right there with the twos."
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"Yes, and yes."
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"Absolutely not. Sit your ass down."
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"Because you have a three as your first letter in your number."
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"- Ew, 35? - Mm-mm."
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"Yeah, that's really bad."
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"Okay, so if my friend Adam here pointed to you,"
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"why don't you come on up, tell us a little bit about yourself,"
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"what makes you tick."
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"Yo, what's up? Salute. Dab."
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"[all babbling indistinctly]"
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"What's up, guys? My name's Colt."
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"22, young, fit, black, kind of into bacon lately."
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"It's my thing."
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"- All right. - All right, like that."
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"Suh. I'm Leila, wish I was black,"
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"and all bacon e'rythang."
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"[laughter] Sure."
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"I'm Mykyl with two Ys."
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"I'm white, but sensitively, I am racially colorblind."
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"That's tight."
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"I... I'm a vegan, except for bacon, of course."
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"Well, now that they said their part, now is your part."
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"Please get up and leave. You're fired. I'm sorry."
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"- You are fired. - Yeah, we're good."
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"Bye-bye. Bye. Sorry about that."
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"- This way. - Yep."
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