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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Friendship Anniversary (S04E04)

"Contestant, you will have two minutes to finish"
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"the obstacle course without getting shot down by Blake."
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"Actually, uh, my gladiator name is "Slaybraham Lincoln.""
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"- Are you wearing my jammers? - Oh, yeah."
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"Hope you don't mind. I pimp-my-rided them and kind of souped 'em up."
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"Not cool. Okay, so, Adam, you will begin with the slingshot,"
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"which will propel you over the table to station one."
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"At station two, where the stationary bike is,"
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"you'll... there's three things... Whatever."
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"Go to three, four, five, six, seven,"
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"and you will end the course at the doors of destruction,"
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"one of which I'll be hiding behind to put you on your ass, boy!"
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"Gladiator ready!"
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"- Ready! - Contestant ready!"
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"I actually didn't hear a lot of what you just said,"
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"but get ready to see a man of action!"
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"And ready, go!"
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"[Whistle blows]"
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"- Oh! - Got him! Got... got you!"
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"- No, you're out, that's it. - Got you, got you!"
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"- No, that doesn't count. - No, yeah, that counted, for sure."
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"You're out. Those are the rules."
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"Mm, I think I just found some new rules. Starting now. Go!"
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"What..."
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"You're out, though, dude!"
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"Ooh, pay the Piper!"
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"- It's a faulty course! - You're skipping stations."
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"- Ow! - Now you're dead again."
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"You're double dead."
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"- Ow! - Got him!"
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"Okay, that doesn't... Second life!"
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"- I've got a second life now. - Ders! He's cheating!"
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"- Okay. Oh, hey. - I'm coming, Dersey!"
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"He's disqualified, so..."
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"Thank you. Hey, guys, we got our lease."
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"You know we've been living together seven years?"
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"You know what that means? We're common law married!"
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"- We're married! - Married!"
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"Okay. On the right side is where the sporks go, Blake."
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"The right. See, I did the left."
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"And, Adam, if you wouldn't mind pouring some champagne"
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"for when we all sign the lease together."
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"I would love to, my dude husband."
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"Oh, wow, seven years. Wow!"
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"- I mean, it's... - Dude, I love champagne."
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"- Crazy. - Whoo!"
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"- Oh, hey, oh! - Aah!"
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Celebration!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Dude, we're supposed to save that"
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"for when we sign the lease together! Stop it!"
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"Yeah, this was supposed to be a nice dinner, I thought."
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"I'm living a loco life! Come on, guys. Let's get shmacked, right?"
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"We're married dudes."
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"Married dudes don't get loco. They have civilized dinners together, duh!"
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"Mm, I don't know. I like my way a little better."
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"All right, look, everybody relax, all right?"
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"- Because I have... - I'm relaxed!"
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"I have wedding gifts."
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"- Yeah, okay, sure. - Yeah."
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"Ders, you're first up, and tell me how you like it."
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"I think those are my headphones."
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"Why are they covered with..."
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"With... well, they're shells and various, uh,"
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"- things from the sea because... - Uh-huh."
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"Well, I know how much he likes water."
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"Blake, I don't want to hear the ocean."
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"I want to hear Robert Kelly. I want to hear Ne-Yo."
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"I want to hear Usher!"
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"I don't want to hear the ocean! Jesus."
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"Wow, he has horrible taste in music."
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"Oh, it doesn't matter. This wasn't even the best gift."
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"I made you the best gift 'cause you're my favorite."
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"I'm gonna close my eyes."
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"What do you think?"
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"You ruined my fucking weight belt."
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"- You destroyed it. - Uh, well..."
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"You glued macaroni on it, and then you put you love my butthole?"
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"- No. - "Blake's favorite tight butthole" is my butthole."
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"You know, it's kind of big on the Internet right now."
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"- It's called "reclaimed art," so... - So you claim."
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"- So I claim, very good. - Yeah."
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"Well, I don't see you giving any gifts."
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"- Here's my gift to you. - Ooh, ooh, Ders!"
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"- You might want to get in here. - Here's my gift to you."
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"We have some performance art from the genius."
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"I'm gonna get so shmacked tonight,"
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"and that usually correlates into us having"
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"one of the best time of our lifetime times,"
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"- like that time that we partied with seven Mary three... - It wasn't..."
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"- And that was all because of me and my partying ways! - Okay. - All right."
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"All right, all right. Let's put it aside."
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"I can... I can forget everything."
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"Now that I'm seeing the KFC, I'm getting excited."
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"Oh! Kentucky freaking chicken, baby!"
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"- Whoa, whoa. - That's good, okay, I'm back."
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"- Now I'm back. - Hey, sorry about that. - Let's dial it back. We're out of dishes."
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"This isn't KFC, I just used the boxes and the buckets."
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"Uh, this is Norwegian food."
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"Kjottkaker, and then we've got fiskesuppe, and of course the COD tongue."
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"Wha... what? Am I on Off Their Rockers?"
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"Is Betty white gonna walk her old ass in here?"
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"- What is this? - Okay."
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"I'm not gonna eat any Swedish fish unless it's actual Swedish fish,"
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"the kind that you get in the bag at the grocery store"
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"that's delicious, a little gummy treat."
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"For the 500th time, I'm Norwegian."
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"- This is Norwegian food. - Okay."
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"- It's totally different. - For the first time,"
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"- you shouldn't bring in KFC unless it's actual KFC, not this... - Yep."
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"fucking pig slop!"
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"I made all this for you guys. I slaved all day."
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"The least you could say is "Tusen takk,""
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"which is "A thousand thanks" in Norwegian."
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"- Hmm. - How about no takks?"
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"Zero takks for you!"
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"I want real, American, delicious meats!"
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"- There's Norway I'm gonna eat this! - Hey!"
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"Norway fucking sucks! Kentucky rules!"
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"Food fight!"
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