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Clips from The Great North - Beef's Craig Beef Adventure (S02E02)

"with nearly identical nets. It's diabolical."
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"Who knows what he'll do here at the Herring Run."
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"Dad, you got to stop thinking about Craig Ptarmigan"
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"and you got to start thinking about herring."
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"Are you herring that, Dad?"
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"You get it?"
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"Yes, I herr you."
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"All right, let's all go in for our final"
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"herring run... through."
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"Are you guys gonna be doing herring puns all day?"
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"Yes. And that's my fin-al answer."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Oh, thank you for bringing me, Ham,"
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"to the mother ocean."
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"Press my button again so I may sing unto her."
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"♪ B-Bow, bow, bow, how far could the ocean go? ♪"
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"♪ Is there any way ♪"
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"♪ For us to know? ♪"
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"♪ Bow, the beautiful sea. ♪"
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"Actually, Ham, we do know how far it goes. Very."
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"And earlier, when I said there's at least 1,000 fish in the sea?"
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"Also true. And soon, 1,000 of my herring brethren"
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"will be hauled into the air, where they are doomed to die."
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"Oh, no. Are they as charismatic as you?"
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"Some even more so, but mostly not."
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"- Regardless, it is unto you to save them. - How?"
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"Just save the herring, Ham. Save 'em."
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"Can you, uh, get your hands on any explosives?"
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"I don’t think so."
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"Well, the only other idea I have is singing the same song"
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"over and over again, so I think you're on your own."
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"Huh. Do I go against my dad and help a fish I just met?"
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"- I would. - Can't argue with that."
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"30 seconds to the start of the Herring Run."
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"Here we go. Gonna try to catch $900 worth of herring"
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"alongside a dozen other desperate fishermen"
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"and my nemesis."
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"And then I will buy a jet ski"
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"and put this nonsense to rest for good."
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"Five, four, three, two, one."
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"The Herring Run is on!"
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"- Oh, no! - The engine! Yay!"
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"- I-I mean, oh, no. - Craig!"
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"Yeah, it's just the gear train."
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"I'll have us up and running in no time."
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"The sonar isn't working either."
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"This could be a sign."
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"Maybe the fish aren't meant to be caught today."
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"Or ever?"
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"Come in, Tobins. This is"
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"Craig Ptarmigan. I noticed the smoke."
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"Hope nothing's gone wrong."
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"There's only 14 minutes left."
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"Now, listen here."
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"Uh, thanks for asking, Craig Ptarmigan."
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"We're fine. And while I have you,"
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"thanks for donating the owl exhibit to the Nature Center."
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"It's a hoo-hoo-hoo, hoo-huge hit."
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"You're owl-come. Craig out."
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"What a delightful man."
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"He's taunting me. He did this."
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"He messed with the boat."
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"I wonder what else is booby-trapped."
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"Dad, you're being silly."
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"Our boat breaks all the time"
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"because it's a million years old."
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"Incorrect. It's 48 years old,"
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"and it only breaks some of the time."
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"We're back in business."
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"Lara, how's it look up there?"
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"See any fish?"
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"Lots. You'll have to be more specific."
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"- Herring. -I know."
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"I'm just messing with you."
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"You know I always appreciated your impish spirit, Lara,"
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"but we're under the gun here."
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"Oh, okay. For real--"
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"near the southern edge of the legal fishing border,"
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"there's a whole mess of herring."
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"Oh, no. My friend Seth lives"
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"on the southern edge of the legal fishing border."
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"He's a good guy. Works hard, loves his family."
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"Sure, he drinks too much, but does he deserve to die?"
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"Does Seth deserve to die?"
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"Oh, no, not Seth."
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"Full disclosure, I have no idea"
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"what I did to the engine to make it work,"
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"so take it easy, Dad."
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"Full speed works, too."
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"If it breaks, I'll just poke around blindly again."
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"No worries."
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"Lara was right."
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"There's a bunch of herring here."
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"♪ Whoomp, herring it is. ♪"
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"Oh, no, our herring!"
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"The patrol boat scared them all away."
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"Oh, no. Those unpaid library fines"
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"have finally caught up to me."
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"Wait for me on the outside, Honeybee."
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"Good afternoon, Tobin, Tobin, Tobin,"
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"Tobin, Tobin, ma'am."
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"Game Warden Burt, what brings you here?"
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"You're forbidding us from fishing?"
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"Is that what you're saying?"
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"Yes, actually."
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"Tough but fair. I respect it."
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"Let's head home, guys."
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"I don't understand. What's the problem?"
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"Just doing my job, Beef. Those nets are going"
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"over the legal fishing border."
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"Uh, I know you're a newbie to the Herring Run,"
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"but I'll have to give you a ticket."
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"A newbie? Is that slang for "new baby"?"
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"Because I can assure you I am an old baby"
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"who's been fishing here for decades."
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"I know where the border is."
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"Sit tight. Writing this ticket"
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"shouldn't take more than Craig minutes."
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"Did you just say "Craig minutes"?"
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"No, I said "Ptarmigan minutes.""
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