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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - The Green-Eyed Monster (S05E05)

"I let the bouncer feel my heart beat"
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"and I got a senior discount."
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"So, what shall we do now, Dylan?"
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"I say you guys split a Dr. Pepper,"
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"and he tells you what sex with a girl feels like."
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"Hey, babe, Mika and Tim snagged us a table next door."
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"Who the fuck is this?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Andrew."
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"This is my fiancée, Sarah. Andrew is one of my students."
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"Aww, you came out to support your teacher?"
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"That makes my heart melt."
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"Yes, very sweet, but unfortunately, Andrew has to go home now."
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"I see. You have "plans" with Sarah."
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"Of course. [chuckles]"
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"Just one thing before you leave, darling."
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"-[voice distorts] Die! -Ah!"
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"-[Andrew grunting] -[choking]"
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"Shakespeare! Shakespeare! Shakespeare!"
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"So nice to meet you, Andrew!"
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"Okay. Bye, Sarah."
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"So nice to meet you…"
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"Not!"
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"[school bell rings]"
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"Hey, Jessi, Samira's got karate this afternoon."
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"-Weird. -Wanna come over and hang out?"
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"Yeah, I mean, I guess we could hang."
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"Fuck yes!"
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"Okay, get ready to take your shoes off because… [gasps]"
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"…that's an extremely important part of my culture."
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"Ooh, we're gonna talk so much shit about Samira!"
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"I bet she rolls her dingleberries in her fingers."
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"-That's what I had heard too. [chuckles] -[Missy] Ugh!"
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"I'm gonna go over there."
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"I'm gonna give Jessi a piece of my mind!"
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"She'll grovel for forgiveness, and while she's down there,"
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"you can turn around, and she'll eat your sweet bunghole!"
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"And then the healing can begin."
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"Jessi, I don't mean to ambush you, but I gotta tell you,"
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"I feel like I have lyme disease because, deer, I am ticked off!"
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"I'm sorry. What are you talking about?"
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"You took over my affinity group."
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"I'm not saying that you need to smooch my booty,"
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"but you know what? You should apologize!"
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"Fine. I am sorry, I guess, for helping you get rid of the mascot,"
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"which is exactly what you wanted?"
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"This dry cunt calls that an apology?"
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"That's not… I don't think you should come to the affinity group meetings anymore."
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"Oh, no, I can't come to your boring meetings?"
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"That's such a bummer."
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"It is a bummer! Because there's going to be vegan pizza. So, it is a bummer."
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"I can't believe she's hooking up with my brother."
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"Yeah! You wanna be fucking your brother!"
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"What does she even see in that quiet, tall, dark, oh, brooding jungle cat?"
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"-Hey, Walter? -Uh-- Sorry."
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"Fucking Sarah."
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"She doesn't get Dylan like you do. You should be the fiancé!"
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""Andrew Keating.""
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"-It's poetic, right? Like Shakespeare. -Have you done any of the reading?"
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"What? There's reading? I thought, "Fuck books.""
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"I threw away all the books I own."
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"All right, dudes, we've got a lot of exciting stuff to dig into today."
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"So can I get a volunteer to perform their homework?"
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""Homework"?"
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"Ugh! Volunteering is a joke."
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"[chuckles] It's like, uh, get paid!"
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"But at the same time, I crave the spotlight."
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"Action, Lola!"
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""To be, or not to be, that is the question.""
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"'Tis nobler in the Mind of Mencia"
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"to suffer the CW's Arrow of Nutrageous fortune?"
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"Or is it more like, "If being alive means I have to watch Jay be happy,"
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"I'd rather leap off the fucking Verrazano"?"
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"So that's Hamlet, which of course, is French for "tiny ham". So…"
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"Wow! Lola! You really made it your own. Jam on."
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"Jam on indeed. Go, Lola."
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"-[chuckles, snorts] -Oh, yeah, I guess that was okay."
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"If you like dog shit."
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"Andrew! That is so uncool and completely uncalled for!"
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"Dylan! Dyl! Dyl-pickle! Why so sour?"
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"It's me, Drew. Quit gherkin me around."
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"Andrew, please, not another word from you."
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"And call me Mr. Keating."
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"Okay, Mr. Keating, if that's what you'd like,"
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"-we'll do things your way. -[ominous music plays]"
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"-[both] Mr. Keating. -[dramatic sting]"
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"-Hey, Matthew? -Behold!"
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"'Tis the object of your erection."
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"Do you have a second to talk about gay shit with me?"
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"Ooh, like how Glenn Close was robbed?"
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"-Huh? -Never mind."
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"Full disclosure, I have to piss real bad so I'm gonna pinch the head of my dick."
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"-Gross. -Have you ever kissed a guy"
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"and you can't stop thinking about him, but he's with someone else?"
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"[gasps] Does he speaketh of thee?"
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"And he acts like you don't exist?"
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"Oh, my God, it's totally ye!"
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"Okay, um, before you go any further, FYI, Aiden and I aren't together anymore."
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"-Ye, ye, ye, ye! -Aw."
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"I'm so sorry to hear that, man, that sucks."
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"But what the fuck does it have to do with me and Charles Lu?"
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"Excuse ye?"
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"Isn't Charles dating Gina?"
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"Yeah, but he's been sneaking little smooches with me."
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"[growls]"
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"[voice distorts] Motherfucking Charles Lu?"
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"[screams]"
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"My eyes exploded! Awesome!"
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"Ugh!"
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"They're back! Awesome! I love anything!"
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"[Jay] So, what do I do?"
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"Giveth him ill and stinky counsel"
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"that his relationship with Charles Lu may rot and decay."
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"Jay, you know what always works?"
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"Ultimatums!"
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""Multimatums." Go on…"
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"Tell Charles if he doesn't dump Gina,"
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"come out to the whole school, and say you're his boyfriend,"
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"then you guys are done and you'll find someone else."
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"What a long and evil plan, my liege."
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"Okay, sounds good."
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