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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - The Green-Eyed Monster (S05E05)

"While we were talking, I pissed my pants,"
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"so I'm gonna go to my car, change my pants, then talk to Charles Lu."
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"-I'm sorry, you have a car? -Oh, yeah, I don't really drive it."
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"It's mostly for pants."
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"Lo, there it is."
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"A Corolla full of boys' pants."
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"What a guy!"
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"No one else came to your meeting."
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"I can see that, Caleb!"
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"This is all Jessi's fault!"
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"That slippery ginge turned everyone against you!"
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"[distorted scream]"
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"You should have ordered traditional pizza."
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"Meeting adjourned."
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"[knocking lightly]"
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"I'm, like, weirdly excited."
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"Me too. How's my breath? [exhales]"
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"-Smells like pussy. -Okay, good."
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"Oh, hey… there."
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"What the hell? You were supposed to have alone time with Ali."
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"Samira! So psyched to see you here."
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"Yeah, her karate class got canceled. Isn't this perfect?"
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"Yeah, it's the best."
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"Jessi was giving me a hard time about taking her shoes off."
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"Oh, that's how it's gonna be, huh?"
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"Because I know how to fight. I dated Chuck Norris."
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"Hey, Jessi! Have you ever had someone karate chop your clit?"
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"Probably not."
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"[Judd grunting]"
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"Your own brother. What a betrayal."
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"That motherfucker, Josh."
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"[growls]"
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"Die, you snake in the grass!"
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"-[grunting] -[Leah screams]"
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"Hey, Judd, could you pass me the salad dressing, you fucking slut?"
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"How about some balsamic, bitch!"
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"Boys, stop!"
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"Nicky, why on Earth would you slut-shame your brother at the table?"
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"Because he's hooking up with Jessi, Woody-Allen-Leo-DiCaprio-Drake-ass bitch!"
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"What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"-I found your shirt under her pillow. -Sounds like your friend's a klepto."
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"Nicky, is it possible that Jessi has a little crush on Judd?"
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"Oh, my God. She'd rather have an imaginary relationship with your brother"
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"than a real one with you?"
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"Jesus, I gotta get out of here."
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"Aww. Jessi likes Judd? That's so weird and cute."
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"-This is not cute. My life's a nightmare! -Nicky, wait!"
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"No! Oh!"
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"[groans]"
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"For what it's worth, I have a crush on you, Nicky."
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"I plan my whole day around bumping into you in the hallway."
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"[Andrew and Sarah laugh]"
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"[Andrew] Oh, Sarah. Come on. You're the most."
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"-Dylan! Look who's here. -What the fuck?"
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"This boy is so sweet."
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"He came all the way here just to bring you your pen."
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"You left it at school, silly."
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"You've got to be careful with your nice things, Dylan."
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"Okay, uh, Andrew, can--can I talk to you in the other room, please?"
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"Sure. Be right back, Sarah."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I'm here to drop off your pen, and I got to know your pretty little wife."
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"She's actually not my wife, she's my fiancée."
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"Well, she's actually not that pretty."
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"Okay, that's enough. What do you want from me?"
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"He wants you to love him!"
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"I want you to love me!"
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"What? Andrew! I am your teacher."
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"No, not even. I'm your substitute!"
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"Is it Sarah? Is that the problem?"
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"Because I sure hope she doesn't have"
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"some sort of terrible accident at the library."
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"How do you know she works at the library?"
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"Oh, I know all about Sarah Morgan, and I've got a library card, I think."
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"Perhaps I'll pay your homely little fiancée a visit in the stacks."
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"You need to get out of here right now!"
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"Dylan? Ow!"
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"-Come on! -You're hurting me!"
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"Honey, what's going on?"
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"Oh, nothing. Everything's totally fine here."
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"Andrew just has to leave!"
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"Oh! Dylan, just promise me that you'll think of me"
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"-when you eat out your wife! -Ew!"
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"I thought that was a totally reasonable request."
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"-[chatter on laptop] -Do you guys want some snacks?"
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"Maybe Jessi should go get them from Timbuktu."
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"Joke's on her."
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"You got the most meaningful snack in the world."
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"I actually brought us some of Daddy Greg's pineapple chews!"
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"Oh, hells yeah!"
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"We're gonna fart so hard"
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"-your Wi-Fi goes out. -[both laugh]"
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"I don't know what's so funny about toilet humor…"
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"[in accent] You've gotta try this here pineapple here, there, Samira."
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"[in accent] Which I did with my mouth."
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"-[both laugh] -That voice again."
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"You don't like farts, you don't like my voice."
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"-What do you like, Karate Kid? [farts] -[laughs]"
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"Don't fart on me!"
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"I didn't fart on you, Samira, I farted over here, there."
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"[voice distorts] Shut up!"
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"Oh, my goddess!"
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"[crashes]"
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"[gasps, grunts]"
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"[Samira roars]"
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"[Jessi growls]"
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"-[roars] -[dramatic music plays]"
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"-What the fuck is going on? -[Jessi grunting]"
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"[roars]"
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"You should kill your whole family."
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"Then you can live in a tree house and eat Sour Patch Kids for dinner."
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"Nick, I figured it out."
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"This is actually a good thing."
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"How is it good that Jessi's in love with my brother?"
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"Because! You know that Judd doesn't give a wombat's ass about her."
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"-Uh-huh. Uh-huh. -But she doesn't."
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"Now you just need to let Jessi know that her dreams are foolish!"
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"Yes! She'll be so devastated she'll fall right in love with me."
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"Yeah! It's the perfect murder."
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"[laughs]"
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