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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - The Green-Eyed Monster (S05E05)

"[chuckles] All right, little dude."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Very brave of you to share that."
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"I like your energy."
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"You hear that? He likes my energy."
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"-Ooh, you're gonna be the teacher's pet. -Yeah."
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"Wear a leash and shit on the grass while you stare directly into his eyes."
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"Oh, yeah, I made a big one, Mr. Keating."
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"Hold my warm shit in your hand and tell me I'm a good boy."
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"Okay, school's finally over."
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"-Now we can have Ali all to ourselves. -[gasps]"
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"Invite her over for chip salad."
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"That's a big bowl with all different kinds of chips."
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"So, Ali, what are we doing now?"
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"We're doing chip salad, dummy!"
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"Oh, uh, well, Samira's parents are working late,"
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"so we were just gonna go to her house and finger each other all afternoon."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Sorry, it's hard to choose anything over fingering."
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"Bye there, over there."
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"[voice distorts] That quiet little creep!"
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"[grunts, roars]"
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"[growls]"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"You became a green-eyed monster,"
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"like Othello in that book your teacher kicked!"
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"I'm not jealous. It's not like I want to be Ali's girlfriend."
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"But you want to be her number one!"
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"Also, Samira sucks ass through a straw!"
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"Yeah! Through a big boba tea straw."
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"Yeah, boba butt! Chew on that boba butt, you bitch!"
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"Boba bubble-butt bitch!"
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"[grunts]"
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"My lord, as you gaze upon Jayzerian, your sword swells with penis nectar."
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"Maury, what are you doing?"
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"The new teacher's got me horny for Shakespeare."
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"Oh, dear!"
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"Make haste! Tell Jay you've discarded Aiden,"
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"that he may lay his pearly eggs upon thine chest."
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"Ugh. Please don't talk that way this entire episode."
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"[grunts] Hey, Charles! If you're gonna get serious about magic,"
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"-you gotta have your own deck. -Cool."
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"I drew tits on all the queens and dicks on all the kings."
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"Don't think I forgot about those jacks, because those guys are jackin' off."
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"-Thanks. -So, last night was cool, right?"
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"The magic was sick."
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"The magic was so sick!"
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"Almost as sick as your mouth when we hardcore frenched."
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"-See you later, dude. -Okay, dude. Uh, enjoy the cards."
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"I wish I was one of them so I could feel your hot fingers all over my three."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Three's my butt."
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"Oh, uh, hello."
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"Oh, Thello, m'lord. I doff my cap to thee, for ye teach-eth like a summer's eve."
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"There's that great energy again, but you can talk normally."
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"[chuckles] Oh, I shan't, for you hath bewitched me."
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"-Well, Billy Shakes can do that. -Ha-ha!"
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""All the world's a stage,"
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"and all the men and women merely players.""
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"Wow, I normally hate this kind of shit,"
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"but you make it sound fun, like Jack Sparrow."
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"Thank you?"
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"Why the hell are you wasting your time with a bunch of loser, idiot kids?"
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"You should be a big-time actor."
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"Yeah, well, I have been doing a weekly show. "Shakes Beer in the Bar.""
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"So you're treading the boards."
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"Very, very cool, Mr. Keating."
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"Hey, man, you can call me Dylan."
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"[sighing] Okay, Dylan."
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"[time slows]"
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"You know you have a very irregular heartbeat, right?"
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"[chuckles] Yeah. My doctor says I have "Grandpa heart.""
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"[doorbell rings]"
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"Oh, hey, Nick. A skunk ran through the apartment,"
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"-is that smell. -Uh-huh."
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"Want a pizza bagel smothered in peanut butter?"
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"Uh, no, thanks, Mr. Glazer. I-is Jessi home?"
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"Sorry, bud. She's out to dinner with her mom."
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"Oh. Okay. I just got her a little something and I thought--"
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"Oh, shit, is it Jessi's birthday?"
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"Oh, it's not Jessi's birthday."
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"I--I got her something special to show her how well I know her."
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"It's a Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure. It--it planks."
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"Very cool. Can we say it's from Nick and Dad?"
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"Uh, no. It's from me."
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"Right on. You can leave it in her room."
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"Is that weird or…"
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"No weirder than that skunk in my apartment."
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"[inhales, speaks in French accent] Hello, I'm super high. [exhales]"
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"Let's melt a bowl of chocolate chips and watch The Matrix trilogy. [chuckles]"
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"Are we sure about this?"
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"Yes! Women love to find surprises in their most intimate places."
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"They do?"
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"[gasps] That's it!"
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"You should leave the gift under her pillow!"
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"No way, man, put it in her underwears drawer!"
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"-Huh? -Then we can sneak a peek at her socks."
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"I insist on the pillow, Nick."
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"-Okay. -You'll be a sensual tooth fairy."
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"Wait, hold on. Whoa, whoa, is-- is this Judd's shirt?"
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"Why would she have your brother's shirt?"
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"Oh, my God. Have Jessi and Judd been hooking up?"
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"That son of a bitch!"
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"Put her birthday present in the trash!"
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"Yes, and destroy that revolting shirt."
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"Zip, zap, take a shit on that."
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"Turn the pillow over and let her sleep in your scat!"
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"No! If the shirt's gone and she talks to her dad, she'll know it was me."
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"I'm just gonna put it back and get the fuck out of here."
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"Nick! Wait! Before you go,"
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"can you write down Jessi's birthday on the back of this Chinese menu?"
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"Ooh! Are we ordering Chinese? Get me one million egg roll."
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""Roast me in sulfur!"
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"Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire!""
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"Oh, Desdemona! Dead!""
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"Thank God!"
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"Uh, the young man at the bar sent you a drink."
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"Young man?"
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"[dramatic sting]"
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"-Hark, good sir! -Ah!"
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"Andrew? How the hell'd you get in here?"
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