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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Karl's Wedding (S02E02)

"- [trumpet impression] Presenting..."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Adam "Kill Zone" DeMamp."
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"This is Rachel."
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"She's hot as hell. She's not homeless."
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"- We're gonna get fucked up, right?"
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"- Yeah, we're gonna get fucked up, definitely."
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"Whatever you want. - Hey, Adam."
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"See you got a date there. - Hey. Mm-hmm."
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"- Probably wondering where mine went."
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"- I'm not, really."
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"- We didn't even buck, and she left,"
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"and it's Karl's fault, so I'm gonna make him pay."
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"- Yeah, definitely, definitely, definitely."
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"This is my date. Her name is Rachel."
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"She's never been homeless, so scoreboard for me."
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"- Hang on to her, man. - Count that."
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"- What have you got? - It doesn't last forever."
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"- I got, uh, booze-"
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"- Dude, I wanna take a fucking header to the dome."
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"- Okay, uh, real drugs. Not my cup o' tea."
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"- Where's your medicine cabinet?"
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"- It's this way."
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"Sometimes, I-I take a bunch of Ambien"
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"and see how long I can masturbate."
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"- You're such a pussy."
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"- So, uh, what were you- what were you telling me?"
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"You had something to tell me?"
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"- Uh...yes, I did. I did."
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"Uh, Sewer Dwayne. - Right."
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"- I caught him munchin' buhzoombuhs like-"
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"like cinnamon rolls, basically."
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"- Oh, my God. Speaking of buhzoombuhs..."
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"Mommy!"
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"- [laughs] Oh!"
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"- Blake, I'd love for you to meet the best mommy"
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"in the entire universe, my mommy."
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"Mommy, this is Blake."
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"- Miss Karl, hey, I wish it was better circumstances."
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"I'm joking. And congratulations."
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"This is gonna be fucking wild."
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"- Oh."
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"of my entire existence,"
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"and I realize now that if anything were to go wrong,"
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"I would probably just fucking kill myself like my dad."
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"- Hey, Hannah, are you in there?"
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"Hannah. - What do you want?"
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"- I just need to talk to Hannah very, very-"
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"- Okay, well, she's busy,"
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"and another guy already ruined her dress, so..."
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"- Okay, I didn't do that. - No boys allowed."
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"- But I- [grunts]"
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"Okay. Hmm."
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"- It's so starchy."
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"- Need a hand there, partner?"
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"- Uh, yeah, sure. I appreciate it, braj."
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"- My pleasure."
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"So you ready for the big day?"
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"- Oh, a thousand times yes."
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"I love Hannah so much. - Mm-hmm."
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"- She works at a credit union, man."
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"She's really, really classy."
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"Did I tell you that?"
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"- You did. Very cool."
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"- So what about you and Bunny?"
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"You think there's a future there?"
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"- Nope, not anymore."
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"- Really? Why not? She was cool."
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"- She sure was, but she's gone."
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"And we never bucked, so... What are you gonna do?"
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"I got my eye on somebody else, though."
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"- Nice. - Yeah."
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"There we go. Perfect."
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"Now, if you don't mind, Karl,"
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"I'm gonna go buck your mom."
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"- No!"
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"[blender whirring]"
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"- Oh, my God. Oh."
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"This is delicious."
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"- It's a mixture of red wine, painkillers, cough syrup,"
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"and bath salts."
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"A lot of bath salts."
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"- Is that safe?"
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"- Not for your brain. - Oh."
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"- But it's the best high we're gonna have tonight."
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"- [imitating Mrs. Doubtfire] Hello!"
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"Euphegenia Henderson, my dear."
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"I'm the great-great-grandmother of the bride."
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"How is my lovely?"
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"- I can see your face, idiot."
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"Take off her dress and leave us alone."
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"You're not funny."
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"- [still as Mrs. Doubtfire] Hello!"
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"Hannah?"
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"[big band music]"
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"- Oh, you're wonderful. Remember, I taught you?"
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"- I do, I do. I know. That was awesome."
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"[music stops]"
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"Ders, what are you doing?"
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"- I'm just, uh, looking for the hole in the ceiling,"
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"because I'm pretty sure you fell from heaven."
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"Hi, I'm Anders."
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"- Oh, wow, I like him."
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"- Mommy, this is Ders, and Ders is evil,"
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"and he needs to leave."
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"- Karl, I'm not evil."
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"Well, maybe I am. I don't know."
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"But seriously, I just wanted to show you guys a few steps,"
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"a few moves that I know, that could, you know,"
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"help you out tonight on the dance floor."
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"- Really? - Mommy, no."
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"- First things first- let's, uh, switch this beat up."
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"[R&B music playing]"
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"Now we're talking."
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"You bring the rhythm. I'll bring the blues."
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"- Ooh. Black music."
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"- Yes."
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"You know, when I'm dancing,"
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"I like to see how close I can get without kissing."
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"I find it very erotic."
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"But sometimes, you got to save that...for later."
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