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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Karl's Wedding (S02E02)

"Okay?"
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"So, uh, Karl, the bow tie, come on."
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"[whispers] I can do anything I want with her."
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"Okay? Hey, great meeting you."
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"I'll see you out there? - Lovely meeting you."
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"- Well, it's, uh, go time,"
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"unless, uh, we're thinking maybe we don't want a go time."
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"Welcome, everyone, to the marriage"
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"of Karl Carlos Hevacheck,"
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"and...Hannah."
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"Well, let's just get right off t-t-to the important stuff."
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"Does anybody here have an objection?"
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"Does anybody object to the marriage?"
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"Speak now or forever hold your peace."
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"Any objections?"
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"Oh! Ha-ha! I knew it."
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"Yes, sir, what's your object-"
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"No? Well, you moved a little."
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"- I think we're good, Blake. - Okay. All right."
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"Last call, any objections?"
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"Yes, I have an objection. Yep, that's right."
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"I have an objection because I saw this girl"
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"basically just getting the butter"
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"sucked out of her boobs by Sewer Dwayne."
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"That's right. Karl, I'm sorry."
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"I had to tell you this"
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"because I'm just a really good friend of yours,"
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"and you're changing for all the wrong reasons."
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"- Okay, whatever."
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"I was just trying to piss my parents off"
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"by marrying water trash."
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"And then you started dressing all weird and-"
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"- We were gonna have a house in the suburbs."
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"We were gonna have babies,"
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"and then those babies were gonna suck on your titties."
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"- What the fuck is up with your hair?"
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"- It's for you. - It's stupid."
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"- It's classy. It's like yours."
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"Hannah, I might be water trash,"
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"but I'm also a water human."
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"- That doesn't even mean anything."
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"- Mommy, let's-"
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"Mommy? Blake, where's Mommy?"
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"- I- - She's with Ders."
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"Mommy! Mommy!"
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"Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy Mommy, Mommy, Mommy."
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"- I got it!"
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"I'll take care of it."
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"Hey, gang."
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"I know that we saw one love"
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"dissolve into oblivion."
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"But did we see another love blossom into fruitation?"
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"- Can I have my fucking drink back, please?"
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"- Rachel, this is for you."
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"Jakob Dylan, hit it."
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"[pop ballad music]"
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"♪ I don't care if you're drunk and you're toothless ♪"
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"♪ I don't care if your body stinks ♪"
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"♪ I don't care that you live in an alley ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause them titties make my heart sing ♪"
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"♪ I don't care if you eat from a Dumpster ♪"
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"♪ I don't care that you beg for change ♪"
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"♪ I don't care that I don't really know you ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause those titties make my heart insane ♪"
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"♪ I wanna suck ♪"
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"♪ Suck on your boobs ♪"
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"♪ Maybe some kisses ♪"
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"♪ And back to the booze ♪"
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"♪ Whoa-oh ♪"
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"♪ Let them say ♪"
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"♪ What they want ♪"
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"- Are we gonna do this, braj?"
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"- So you have a wonky eye too? Okay, wow."
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"- ♪ Oh, whoa, ho, ho, yeah ♪"
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"[music drops out] ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪"
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"What are you lookin' at?"
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"- Mommy!"
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"Did you buck Mommy?"
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"- No, Karl, I didn't buck Mommy."
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"For a second, I imagined having a kid that was part you,"
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"and my dick went back inside my body."
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"Happy? - Cool. Thank you."
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"- Let's shut this stupid party down."
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"- Okay, all right, show's over, you credit union dickheads!"
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"- Tear gas! Incoming!"
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"- Adam, cover your face. - Thank you."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"Ooh."
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"Whoo!"
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"- Thanks for coming."
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"- Thank you!"
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"- Get out of here!"
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"- Don't forget your gift bags."
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"- We're good. We can take 'em off."
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"- Well, it's good to have you back, Karl."
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"Uh, here's all your stuff."
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"- Thank you, thank you."
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"And it's great to be back, you know?"
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"Gonna grow my hair out again."
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"Gonna get the rape van back somehow."
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"But, uh, until then, hey, Ders..."
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"This is for you, man. - Whoo!"
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"- Consider it a present for not fucking my mom."
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"I really appreciate that."
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"- No way, man. My D. A. R. Y. L. tape."
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"Cool. - Yeah."
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"- Wait a second. This isn't it."
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"It's Out of Control. - Mm-hmm."
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"- My favorite compilation. - Yes!"
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"- Definitely gonna buck myself to that tonight."
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"Thanks, man. - Nice, man. Friends?"
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"- No. I-I want my tape."
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"- Where's-where's my date?"
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"She left without even saying good-bye?"
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"- To her credit, we did just teargas everyone."
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"Also, she's insane."
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"- You know, it might be the bath salts talking,"
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"but I love that girl."
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"- Awesome."
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"- Dude, if you're in love with her,"
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