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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Karl's Wedding (S02E02)

"if I was gonna get anyone good."
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"So I haven't really-"
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"Plus it's not all about you today, man."
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"Look at me, I'm dateless."
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"You have love. I have nothing."
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"I have nothing in my life."
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"I'm an unlovable, dateless loser."
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"- Okay, so here is my entire life savings"
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"in $100 bills."
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"I give it to you so that you"
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"can get a band that is very classy."
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"I'm thinking Primus or Green Day."
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"Them or Jakob Dylan."
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"- Did you just say "Jakob Dylan"?"
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"- Wallflowers' Jakob Dylan?"
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"- That Jakob Dylan."
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"- I know what I have to do."
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"Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Was that-"
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"Hyah! That's a stopping sound."
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"Good work."
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"[knocking at door]"
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"Guess who came back for you."
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"- Oh, yeah. We're done."
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"We're done. Nice job."
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"What do you say we hit the sack?"
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"- Anders. - Come on."
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"- You said we would help. - Okay, I-I'm sorry."
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"I'm not being sensitive. You're probably not in the mood."
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"We're out here sweating under the hot sun."
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"Give me your hands. Let's play a game."
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"It's called, "How close can you get to me without kissing me?""
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"This close. - Uh-oh."
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"- Come on. Jesus! - Looks like love is in the air."
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"- Scared the hell out of me, man."
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"- Oh, my gosh. These are looking great."
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"Bunny, you're doing an excellent job."
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"Those look beautiful. - Thank you."
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"- Uh, Anders, if you could do me a favor"
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"and put the red ones to the outside"
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"and the white ones on the inside,"
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"that'd be much appreciated."
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"It's just a tad bit classier."
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"- So you want this to be classier?"
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"- Yeah."
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"- None of this is gonna be classy,"
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"because it's your wedding,"
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"and you're dirty brown water trash."
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"And you're always going to be dirty brown water trash."
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"- Why are you so mean to him?"
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"He seems like a total sweetheart."
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"- He seems? You don't know him, okay?"
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"This is the guy who borrows"
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"my VHS autographed copy of D. A. R. Y. L."
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"and then never returns it."
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"- I'm sorry. Who is Daryl?"
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"- What's D. A. R. Y. L.? D. A. R. Y. L. is a movie."
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"It's, like, the best movie ever made about an android boy"
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"that, like, just wanted to be a real human child,"
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"but didn't know-"
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"- Well, it sounds awful."
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"- Yeah. - No, the movie."
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"- The movie's great."
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"You're thinking of A. I., which was still pretty good."
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"- I was 16. You were 11."
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"My mom paid you to help me with my math."
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"- What are you doing here?"
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"- I'm a rich dude now,"
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"and I came to proclaim my love."
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"So look at the top hat"
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"and also the $70 dress that I got you,"
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"$22 in flowers, $66 in jelly beans."
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"Is that buttered popcorn? [sniffs]"
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"Yeah, it is. Your favorite. And I remember that."
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"And that's not scary that I remembered it at all."
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"- What is this for?"
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"- We were already supposed to be tongue-deep"
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"in each other by now, so this is awkward."
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"You forgot about our marriage pact, didn't you?"
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"Yeah, 'cause you said that when you were 18"
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"that we would get married under the moonlit sky,"
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"and I would buy you Apple Pucker,"
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"and we would both drink it into the night."
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"But I'm not ready for that right now,"
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"so put it back in your pants, okay?"
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"I'm just looking for a date to my drug dealer's wedding,"
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"and quite frankly, you developed into-"
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"just a real sexy broad."
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"Those-those are some real classy dogs up top."
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"They're barking at me. - I'm Melissa's father."
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"Can I help you?"
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"♪♪"
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"- ♪ Boys are fresh ♪"
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"♪ I came here ♪ - ♪ To do what? ♪"
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"- [playing harmonica]"
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"- So..."
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"I was thinking for the dinner beverage,"
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"we have a Four Loko Watermelon from '09."
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"That's when it was still, like, you know, the good stuff."
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"- Looks fucking stupid."
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"- Okay. Talk to me."
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"- All right, man."
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"Hannah's this fancy chick who works at a credit union."
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"And me?"
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"I'm stupid, dumb, ugly brown water trash."
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"- Don't say that."
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"- Maybe I should just call it off."
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"- I'll stand by that decision."
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"- It's just that she makes me so happy, you know?"
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"She lets me pork her while she's sleeping."
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"- Sleep assault? - Yeah."
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"- That's your favorite. - I know."
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"- I mean, that's love."
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"- Now you know what I'm dealing with."
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"- Okay, I think I know what we're gonna do."
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"We're gonna throw you"
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"the classiest, bestest wedding that we can!"
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"- I apologize for saying, "big-titted freak show.""
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"I will say that."
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"But I have a marriage pact with your daughter,"
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"and we love each other, so..."
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