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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Winner Winner Chicken Salad (S04E04)

"I can't believe she's lying just to get out of helping around here."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Maybe she's trying to get you back for that time you did it to her for 25 years."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, there's a woman. Are you here to take care of the kid?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, I'm here to take care of Marcy. She called and told me how sick she is."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, which means you'll have to take the girls shopping this afternoon."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What? No. Marcy's fine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look what I found in her trash. Flamin' Hot Cheetos."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You went through a sick woman's trash? I am appalled."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-It fell open. -[Andi] Uh-huh."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, I'm taking care of Marcy, and you are going to the mall."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Did you see that?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"She didn't answer about the Cheetos. She accused me of doing something wrong."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's deflection. She hit me with some verbal judo."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't get judo."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Judo's like karate for when you're not that mad."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You really just zone in on one word, don't you?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Pay attention."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The only reason Andi would do that is if she knows Marcy's not sick anymore,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"which means she's in on it too."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Which means they're both a couple of flamin' hot liars."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Which you thought was funny when it was only happening to me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, now it's happening to me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I can't be following teenagers around the mall all day."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I just turned 50. Every minute I have left is precious."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Tell your wife you know she's faking it. -No way."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The last time I accused Marcy of faking something, it almost ruined our honeymoon."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, let's think about this."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We know what they're doing, but they'll just deny it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And they're good with words that make you feel bad. Like "appalled.""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-That's a principal's office word. -Mm."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There's only one move left."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Way ahead of you. We let them get away with it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Nope."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We poison you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Or we do my thing."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Don't think of it as bad chicken. Think of it as freedom chicken."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Just take one bite. Get a little sick."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't want to."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It'll be worth it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Marcy gets up and takes care of the kid."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Andi doesn't have to take care of Marcy, so she takes the girls shopping."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Everybody wins. -I won't win. I'll be sick."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, no. You'll be a hero."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Will you call me that in front of other people?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Probably not, but maybe."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[exhales]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What if I get caught?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You won't."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I have dipped my toe in these dark waters before."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"One time, when Teddy was little and got strep throat"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and nobody was getting any sleep, I brushed my teeth with his toothbrush."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It was the perfect crime. Two days in bed. Unlimited Jell-O."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No. It's not worth it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[Marcy] Don! It's time for Parker's bath!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm glad you called. A day off is fun."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I've realized there's an upside to being sick."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I enjoyed lying in bed watching Don do all the work for a change."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, one time when the kids were little,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Adam got strep throat, and part of me thought he enjoyed it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, but be careful with those Cheetos."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They might be catching on that you're feeling better."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Nah, it's fine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'll just tell them I'm testing my body to see how much it can take."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-That's just good medicine. -[chuckles]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I am happy to jump on board."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"'Cause there was no way I was taking those girls shopping"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"after what Adam said this morning."
Man with a Plan (2016)
""Women have different body parts. You can make your own food.""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-How dare he? -Right? [scoffs]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-I mean, yes, it's true. -Yeah, but it's not very nice to say."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And then Adam tells me to make coffee because he'll "be right there.""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Two hours later, no Adam, no phone call, no nothing."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-[TV volume increases] -Try being the middle kid."
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"I haven't been to the dentist in a year and a half."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're a good listener, Teddy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Parker just said I look like Shrek."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Do you see it?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Maybe in the shoulders."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Are you feeling anything?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Nothing. I think I have to eat more. -Hey, don't overdo it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Remember when you tried those pot brownies before the Van Halen concert?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You ate too many. We had to leave early,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and you rode all the way home with your head out the window like a dog."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"A dog that could see into other dimensions."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm eating more."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Is it happening?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't know. Maybe it was just that last bite landing."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Nope, it's on."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"See you on the other side, brother."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Whoa!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[Kate] Dad!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Teddy started doing push-ups outside my room,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and now my friends think he's weird."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I only did three."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But I started counting at 98."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You do listen to me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's time to head upstairs and do some curls for the girls."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Teddy, no!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Teddy, leave your sister's friends alone!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What a guy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[sighs]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're not gonna believe this. Don is sick now."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That is a crazy turn of events."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, so I came home because Marcy has to watch Parker."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, at least now you can take the girls to the mall."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, well... but you were already planning on it, so why not you?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Or why not you? -Or why not you?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Or why not you? -Okay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know what? Let's not be childish about this."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Okay. Yeah. -Okay?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Kate, your dad's ready to take you to the mall!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Or your mom!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"One of us! My money's on your mom!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-What are you doing? -What are you doing?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, I just don't want to go."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, I don't want to go either."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, you know what?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"This is clearly a thorny issue. Let's keep talking about it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, great."
Man with a Plan (2016)
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