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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Winner Winner Chicken Salad (S04E04)

"Okay, well, first of all, in terms of mall trips,"
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"I have definitely done more of those..."
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"[Adam] Keep talking. I'm in the bathroom, but I am listening."
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"So I got Don to eat the chicken salad, and now Andi is at the mall."
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"And you're proud of this?"
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"A little bit, yeah."
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"My generation handed down a paradise to our sons."
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"Men didn't lift a finger."
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"And then some sap comes along, smokes a jazz cigarette and says,"
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""I don't think I'm doing enough around the house.""
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"Hey, we're holding our own."
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"You've sunk so low, you're poisoning yourselves."
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"Face it. You've lost the battle of the sexes."
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"We didn't lose. We're just using guerrilla warfare now."
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"You wouldn't get it. It's very tactical. I'm basically a Navy SEAL."
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"[door opens]"
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"So you're not dead in a ditch."
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"[phone rings]"
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"And your phone works. Interesting. I made six pots of coffee!"
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"I'm sorry, Lowell. I got busy and forgot to tell you I wasn't coming in."
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"And?"
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"Uh..."
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"And from now on, I will try to be more sensitive to your feelings."
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"Thank you."
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"What?"
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"Teddy Roosevelt wouldn't even recognize you as a man."
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"I got your text. What's the code red?"
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"You're not going to believe what Don told me those idiots did."
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"[Don] Marcy, it burns."
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"Good!"
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"[door opens]"
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"-Hey, honey. -Hey. Where you been?"
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"Oh, that's right. The mall. [chuckles]"
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"What do you-- What do you got there?"
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"Oh. I stopped to check on Don and Marcy, and I found this chicken salad."
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"Huh. I had no idea they had that."
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"I figured they're too sick to eat it, so I thought I'd make you a sandwich."
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"It'll make me so happy to watch you eat it."
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"You know what? I, uh..."
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"I think I'm done eating chicken."
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"-Really? -Yeah."
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"You ever hold a chicken in your arms? Huh? It's pretty beautiful."
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"It'll lay its little beak right there on your shoulder. [clucks]"
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"Okay, well, if you don't want it, I guess I'll eat it."
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"Okay, go ahead."
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"I'm gonna do it, Adam. I'm gonna take a bite."
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"Well, if you want to, you should."
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"Your body, your choice."
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"That's equal rights."
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"Stop!"
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"Why? What's the problem?"
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"Okay, I should probably admit-- Wait. Before I do, how much do you know?"
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"Everything."
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"Don told Marcy everything."
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"You poisoned your own brother to get out of going to the mall."
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"Yes, I did."
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"But your hands aren't clean either. You knew Marcy wasn't sick anymore,"
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"but you pretended to take care of her so you could get out of going to the mall."
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"You would accuse me of that? You--"
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"I am appalled."
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"Oh, oh."
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"You're appalled again, huh? Not this time, sister."
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"You're just trying to make me feel bad to cover up your own crimes."
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"My crimes are nothing compared to yours."
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"You said all that stuff about women and body parts, so I got mad."
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"I've been telling you my poorly thought-out theories for years."
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"-Why do you have such a problem today? -Because."
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"Because I didn't want to go to the mall, and I thought I could use that."
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"-I am appalled. -Okay."
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"You know what? We're both appalling."
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"Neither of us wanted to do something, and instead of working it out,"
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"we tried to screw each other over."
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"Yeah. That sounds like us."
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"What if we're not good people?"
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"That's only true if you think about it."
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"Adam, I think we need to do some real soul searching here, you know?"
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"I have a relationship workbook upstairs about this very thing."
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"All right. Wait a minute. Let's not go bananas."
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"We are not bad people. We're normal."
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"Maybe low normal."
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"Upper bad."
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"Are we the worst people in the world? No."
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"Could we improve? Probably not."
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"Look, honey, sometimes in parenting,"
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"a job comes along that is truly horrific, like five hours of dress shopping."
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"Yes. And we panicked."
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"Right. Our fight-or-flight instinct kicked in."
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"And I would make the argument that of the two,"
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"fight is definitely better than flight."
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"That's true. I mean, I could have chosen flight."
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"I could've moved to Santa Fe and opened a cute little pottery shop"
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"with a green awning called "A Penny For Your Pots.""
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"Well, that's way too specific, but yeah."
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"We don't run."
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"And you know what that is?"
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"That's brave."
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"Yeah. We're bad, but we're brave."
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"Like Han Solo."
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"-Everybody loves that guy. -Right?"
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"Okay, good. We are back on track."
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"I am throwing this chicken salad out in the trash,"
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"and we are never gonna talk about it again."
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"May the Force be with you."
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"You."
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"I know. I ran over between emergencies to tell you I'm sorry."
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"-Why'd you have to tell Marcy everything? -I thought I was dying."
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"I lost control of everything, including my mouth."
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"I threw up the truth."
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"I told you not to eat too much."
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"Why can't you barely poison yourself like a normal person?"
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"And I didn't tell her everything. I didn't say a word"
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"about you giving yourself strep throat when Teddy was sick."
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"You did what?"
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"This time I choose flight."
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"If you want to talk to me, I'll be in the Admirals Club."
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"See you on the other side, brother."
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"How's your tummy?"
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"Everything hurts."
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"That's the lies leaving your body."
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"All right. I'm taking off."
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