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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Intermission (S01E01)

"It's..."
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"There will now be a short intermission."
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"Monty python's flying circus."
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"There will now be a medium-sized intermission."
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"Not bad for a starter"
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"But now perhaps something a little more savory."
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"Ooh, I don't like this, ooh, I don't like that."
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"Oh, I don't think much to all this."
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"Oh, fancy using that wallpaper."
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"Fancy using mustard. Oh, fancy using that wallpaper."
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"Fancy using mustard."
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"Ooh, is that a proper one? ooh, it's not real."
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"I don't think it's a proper restaurant"
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"Unless they give you finger bowls."
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"Ooh, I don't like him."
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"I'm going to have a baby in a few years."
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"Uh, please excuse my wife."
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"She may appear to be rather nasty"
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"But underneath she has a heart of formica."
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"Sorry about that."
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"That's all right, sir, we get all sorts of lines in here."
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"The headwaiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments"
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"And now, if you'll excuse me"
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"I have to go and commit suicide."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"It's all right. It's not because of anything serious."
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"Oh, good."
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"Quite frankly, I'm against people who commit suicide."
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"I don't like that sort of person at all."
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"I'm plain people and I'm proud of it."
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"My mother's the salt of the earth"
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"And I don't take the pill 'cause it's nasty."
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"Please excuse my wife"
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"She may not be very beautiful"
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"And she may have no money"
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"And she may be a little talentless"
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"Boring and dull, but on the other hand..."
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"Sorry, I can't think of anything."
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"Fine... I'm the headwaiter."
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"This is a vegetarian restaurant only."
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"We serve no animal flesh of any kind."
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"We're not only proud of that"
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"We're smug about it."
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"So, if you were to come in here"
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"Asking me to rip open a small, defenseless chicken"
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"So you could chew its skin and eat its intestines"
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"I'm afraid I would have to ask you to leave."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Likewise if you were to ask me"
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"To slice the sides off a cow"
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"And serve it with small pieces of its liver"
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"Or, indeed, drain the lifeblood from a pig"
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"Before cutting off one of its legs"
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"Or carve the living giblets"
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"From a sheep and serve them"
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"With the fresh brains, bowels"
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"Guts and spleen of a small rabbit"
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"We wouldn't do it!"
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"Not for food, anyway."
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"Quite frankly, I'm against people"
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"Who give vent to their loquacity"
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"By extraneous bombastic circumlocution."
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"Oh, I don't like that."
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"Sometimes, shirley, I think you're almost human."
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"Do you know I still wet my bed."
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"Once, I married someone who was beautiful"
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"And young and gay and free."
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"Whatever happened to her?"
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"You divorced her and married me."
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"I met my second wife"
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"At a second-wife- swapping party."
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"Trust me to arrive late."
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"Always were late, weren't you, thompson?"
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"Hello, headmaster."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Fine, fine, fine, thank you."
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"Fine, thank you."
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"No more sherry for me, don't you know."
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"Warner house beat badger house"
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"For the second cuppa, remarkable."
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"We had to put most of the second form to sleep."
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"No padre-- bad business."
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"They were beginning to play with themselves."
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"Still... you haven't seen my wife anywhere, have you?"
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"No. oh, thank"
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"Oh, I don't like him."
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"Do you know what I mean? do you know what I mean?"
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"I mean, do you know what I mean?"
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"Do you know what I mean? do you know what I mean?"
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"I mean, do you know what I mean?"
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"All men are the same."
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"Imagine not that these four walls"
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"Contain the mighty owl of thebes"
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"For, gentles all, beauty sits most closely"
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"To them it can construe."
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"No, it doesn't."
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"Sorry."
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"Fine... would you care for a glass of blood?"
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"Oh, what a giveaway."
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"No, we'd like to see the menu please."
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"I don't think it's a proper restaurant"
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"Unless you have a proper menu"
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"And anyway, i might be pregnant."
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"Perhaps you'd care for a drink?"
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"Ever since you've married me, douglas"
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"You've treated me"
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"Like an albatross."
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"Evening."
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"Good evening."
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"I hope you're going"
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"To enjoy me this evening."
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"I'm the special."
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"Try me with some rice."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"A hopkins au gratin a la chef."
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"Ah, how do you?"
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"Don't play with your food."
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"I don't like that."
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"There's dust on here."
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"I don't think it's a proper meal"
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