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Clips from Veep - Crate (S03E03)

"Oh, oh... uh-oh."
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"Your nose is bleeding."
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"You're bleeding."
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"Oh, my God, you're bleeding."
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"Oh, Gary..."
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"When I get excited, my nose bleeds."
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"- What? - When I get excited, my nose bleeds!"
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"Okay, you've gotta sit down."
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"Wait, you've gotta sit down."
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"Gary, you've gotta sit down and put your head back."
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"- Put your head back. - When I get excited..."
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"- Put your head back. - When I get excited, my nose bleeds."
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"Well, that's good. Wait, let me get you..."
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"oh, shit."
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"Gary, there's..."
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"- There's no toilet paper. - Go in my bag."
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"- What? - Go in my bag."
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"It's in my bag."
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"Okay."
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"It's in the... it's in the..."
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"What? Where is it?"
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"It's in the outer... it's in the outer pocket."
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"Wait, what..."
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"what is this for?"
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"Oh, shit. That looks bad through here."
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"Stick these in your nose."
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"Shove these up there."
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"That'll do the trick."
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"Why is there a bicycle book?"
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"Gary, seriously, why..."
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"Oh, my God. You look so disgusting."
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"I love bicycles."
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"Oh, I got it. Here, I got it."
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"I got it. Here, shove these in."
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"Shove these in."
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"We gotta get out... uh-oh."
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"Everything all right?"
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"Great."
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"I need to go."
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"Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy."
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"Jesus, what the fuck happened to you?"
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"Shh, listen, listen. The president is resigning."
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"Selina is gonna be president."
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"What's going on? What's up?"
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"POTUS is resigning. Selina's president."
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"POTUS is stepping down. Selina's gonna be president."
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"Fuck off!"
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"POTUS is gonna resign. Selina is gonna be president."
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"Oh, shit."
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"I was gonna raise ducks."
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"Okay, take two."
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"I'm so sorry I went away, but now I'm back."
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"Fadi and Elida, they've had a terrible time."
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"No. Oh, I bet they have."
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"They just arrived a month ago."
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"At Rye Harbor."
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"Oh, Rye Harbor. Oh, that's lovely."
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"So you had a safe arrival, which means that Lady Luck was with you."
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"Our journey was like a horrible dream."
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"Mm, right."
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"At one time, we hid in a well for five days."
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"Oh, good Lord."
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"A well."
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"- Ahem. - Yeah?"
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"Um, it's happening in 48 hours."
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"Okay, I gotta go,"
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"but, gosh, good luck with all of your terrible troubles"
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"and, um, welcome to America."
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"Winner, winner, winner, winner, winner."
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"Winner, winner, winner."
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"Okay, okay, so as weird as this may seem..."
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"Okay."
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"You are still running a campaign."
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"Oh, my God, right."
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"- So somebody has to be here. - Right."
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"Obviously, I have to go with you because I'm..."
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"- My campaign manager. - Yeah, and we'll talk Chief of Staff."
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"Oh. And you have to come with me, Ben."
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"That's what all the chicks say."
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"Shh!"
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"- And, Mike, I need you. - Yes, you do."
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"And obviously I need to come with you 'cause you need my..."
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"Ruthless eye."
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"Yeah, I have no soul."
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"- And, Gary... - Yeah?"
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"- I need you to stay. - What?"
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"Yeah, I need you to stay here"
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"to be the face of the campaign and everything, okay?"
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"What?"
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"And then tomorrow, you take a commercial flight back to DC"
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"and then we can talk inauguration shoes."
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"Okay, ma'am, but this is the most important moment"
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"of my... of your life."
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"It's going. It's going."
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"Sorry, I just feel like it was..."
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"I'd be right next to you."
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"I mean, I would absolutely agree that that would be me."
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"This is better than any of the sex I've ever had."
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"I mean, almost any of it."
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"I feel sick, but it's just in my neck, you know?"
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"Wow, only 44 other senior press advisors"
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"have ever felt like this."
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"That's right, yeah. We're the chosen ones, bud."
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"Wow, it really is all about you, isn't it?"
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"The president announced that he will be stepping down"
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"with immediate effect in order to help his wife..."
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"- deal with her illness. - Oh, no."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"No, no, no, no. Fuck me."
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"Is this... is this soup vegetarian?"
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"- I think it's vegan. - Ah, nice."
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"So maybe one or two types of beans?"
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"I wouldn't know. I don't make the soup."
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"Oh, maybe three, actually."
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"- I don't know. - Yeah."
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"Someone has just flown two planes into my career."
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"My heart is racing, like, 200 miles an hour."
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"Me, too, but that's normal for me 'cause I'm not a healthy man."
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"I don't understand this,"
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