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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Drive By (S01E01)

"# Too many mother... uckers #"
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"#... ucking with my shi... #"
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"# With my balance shi... #"
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"# How many mother... uckers? #"
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"# Too many to count, mother... uckers #"
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"# The mother... ucker runs a racist... ucking grocery #"
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"# The mother... ucker won't sell an apple to a Kiwi #"
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"# The shi... fight's gonna get vicious and malicious #"
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"# Cut the cr... I need my Red Delicious #"
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"# Tells me that as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid #"
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"# Gonna dice the mother... ucker like a mother... ucking... #"
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"# Then... on... Granny Smith... up #"
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"# An avocado... #"
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"#... uckin'... mango... #"
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"# Then... uckin' pop an apple in his ass, yeah #"
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"# Too many mother... uckers - ucking with my shi... #"
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"# I'm gonna juice the mother... uckers #"
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"# There's too many mother... uckers - ucking with my shi... #"
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"# He's gonna wake up in a smoothie #"
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"# Too many mother... uckers - ucking with my... #"
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"# Everybody, come on #"
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"# Yeah #"
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"# Too many mother... uckers - ucking with my shhh! #"
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"- How's it going? - Pretty bad."
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"We're in the middle of a race war, Murray."
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"What's that?"
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"Bad. We're in the middle of a race war."
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"Have you guys written any songs?"
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"- We've been too busy with the race war. - We're in a race war."
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"- All right! - It's very time consuming."
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"Oh, excuse me. Uh, Greg told me you need help with your computer."
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"Uh, yeah. Um, I just can't seem to turn it on."
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"It is on."
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"Oh! Oh, it just comes on! That's weird."
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"- Is that all? - Yeah."
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"Sorry. You're a lifesaver."
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"Is it hot in here?"
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"Yep."
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"Hey. Oh, no."
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"- I've written a love song. - For us?"
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"No, for her, the tech support woman."
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"I mean I'm not, you know, embarrassed to admit this,"
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"but I can't really put my emotions into... into words."
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"So I've decided to use lyrics."
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"Well, this... they're also words."
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"Oh, well can you help me with it because you're songwriters?"
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"Yeah, well what have you got?"
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"All right, well, I've got... this is what I've got so far."
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"Um..."
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"here we are."
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"# Hi. #"
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"I like it."
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"- Yeah? - "Hi"?"
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"- Yep. - Is that it?"
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"Yeah."
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"- No more words? - No."
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"- It's better than I expected. - Really?"
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"- Mmm. - What do you think?"
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"Have you thought about adding some more words?"
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"I don't know. I don't want to make it too convoluted."
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"You probably want more than one word."
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"How about this?"
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"I've got: "I like pie."
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"I had a budgie but it died.""
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"I don't know if you should tell her"
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"about your dead parrot, should you?"
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"Well, it's just that it brings up emotions for me."
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"Um, and then I've just got some rhymes."
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""I'm shy. I'm a guy."
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"- I wear ties." - Mmm."
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"And then I've put notes about her."
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"- She's got great legs. - Oh, yeah."
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"- Great... great hair. - Ooh, are you crazy?"
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"- Wow, smokin' hot. Whew. - That's what I think."
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"- Yeah, that's what you think. - Yeah."
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"- And, um... - Well what about:"
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"# Hot leggy blonde chick, got it going on #"
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"# Wanna see you wearing that thong thong thong... #"
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"#... Panties on #"
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"Ooh. No, that whole thing's..."
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"it's inappropriate."
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"I can't say that in the workplace, can I?"
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"Too much mumbling."
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"Yeah, a lot of it was inaudible."
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"No, I think I'll just stick with what I've got."
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"And that's... it's simple. It's... it's nice."
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"# Hi. #"
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"Yeah."
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"- Greg? - What's up, Murray?"
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"Ah, yes, Greg,"
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"oh, can you bring in the, um, tech support woman, please?"
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"My computer again."
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"- You wanna see Jessica again? - Yes, thank you."
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"Ah, Jessica. That's her name."
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"Go on, out you go! Meeting over."
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"- Hello, Music Library. - Hello."
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"Do you have the new Gipsy Kings cassette?"
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"Let me check."
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"- Yes, we have it. - I would like to reserve it."
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"I'll put it aside for you."
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"Excellent. Goodbye."
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"With telephones, you make the call."
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"I think I'm gonna write him a letter,"
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"tell him how I feel."
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"Yeah."
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"You know what you could do?"
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"Inject strychnine into a piece of his fruit."
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"Then when a customer dies,"
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"the C.I.A. Will trace it back to the vendor"
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"and he's going straight to the big house..."
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"Alcatraz."
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"Yeah, I don't really wanna kill anyone though, Dave."
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"Why not?"
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"Haven't you seen "Escape From Alcatraz"?"
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"It wasn't easy, bro."
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"Forget about it."
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"What about... oh, no... no, never mind."
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"- What? - What was it?"
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"No, it wouldn't work. It wouldn't work."
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