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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Drive By (S01E01)

"No, so?"
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"Well, sometimes what I do"
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"is I think mean thoughts about the person."
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"- How do they know? - They don't know."
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"I know, that's why I didn't suggest it."
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"So what you guys need is something..."
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"a little more subtle than framing him for murder,"
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"which I actually think is still a great idea,"
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"but more obvious"
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"than thinking mean thoughts about him."
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"Why don't you just insult him back?"
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"Hey, New Zealanders!"
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"He's out there."
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"New Zealanders are all unhygienic!"
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"That... that's a stereotype!"
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"Hey, what are you guys doing? You, uh, you bungee jumping up there?"
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"- No. - No."
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"No, we're not."
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"Hey, New Zealanders all have tartar on their teeth!"
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"Say a comeback to him!"
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"He's shouting stereotypes... racist stereotypes at us."
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"You gotta let him have it, man."
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"Banana balls!"
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"You look like a... a something... like a banana balls."
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"New Zealanders all mumble. I can't understand you."
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"- He turned it around back on us. - Flip him the bird."
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"- What? - Flip him the bird."
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"Damn."
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"Well, look, if you just wanna let this guy"
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"know you're not gonna take his shit anymore,"
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"just flip him the bird."
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"- Yeah? - Right."
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"If you... you need a comeback, but you can't think of something,"
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"- flip him the bird. - Yeah, okay."
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"That's it. That's all you gotta do."
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"Okay."
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"What is the bird?"
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"- What's that? - That's the bird."
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"Well, that bird doesn't have any wings."
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"- It's only got one leg. - Have you seen this one, Dave?"
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"No no..."
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"No, that's not the bird, this is the bird."
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"- No, that's the bird... - This is more like a bird."
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"- No, that's the bird. - That's not the bird."
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"This is the bird, Bret."
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"- That's wha... that's a little bird. - What about this?"
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"No, that just looks stupid."
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"It looks like you're like..."
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"waving to two people on either side of you."
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"Oh, that does too."
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"Dude, you gotta... you... you... this is it."
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"I mean, there's nothing offensive about that hand gesture."
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"Yeah, but try putting some wings on your bird."
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"- There we go. That's much nicer. - But you don't wanna be nice."
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"What if... what if you were doing that one and then I snuck up behind you"
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"- and then you doing your one... - Don't ever..."
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"That looks a lot more like a bird."
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"It's not a fucking school play production."
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"- It's the bird. - And what's offensive about that?"
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"Because, you Scottish freak,"
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"it's your way of saying, "Hey, you better not disrespect me, man,"
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"even though I'm gonna disrespect you.""
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"Can you show me how to do that?"
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"Yeah. I could show you."
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"Bird."
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"Got it?"
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"No, but you don't have to..."
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"Wrong finger. Good!"
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"Around, and up."
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"Good, Bret. Around and up."
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"- How about that? - Nice."
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"Exactly."
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"Nice. One minute,"
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"Hey hey! Cool it, man!"
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"What are you doing? Hey! Hey! Neila!"
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"Cover your eyes!"
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"How dare you come here"
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"and give me those offensive hand gestures at my fruit stand?"
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"It was either this or getting you sent into Alcatraz."
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"How dare you treat us like secondhand citizens?"
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"It doesn't matter what country someone's from"
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"or what they look like or the color of their skin."
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"It doesn't matter what they smell like."
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"Or whether they spell words slightly differently..."
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"some would say more correctly."
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"- Yeah? - Let me finish."
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"I'm a person."
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"- Bret's a person. - Yep."
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"You're a person. That person over there is a person."
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"And each person deserves to be treated like a person."
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"That's a great speech."
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"Too bad New Zealanders are a bunch of cocky a-holes"
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"descended from criminals and retarded monkeys."
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"No, you're thinking of Australians."
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"- Yeah, that's Australians. - That's Australians."
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"No no no. New Zealanders."
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"Throw another shrimp on the barbie. Ride around on your kangaroos all day."
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"- No no no no. - That's Australians."
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"You're thinking of Australians, that's not us."
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"I've totally confused you with Australians."
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"- L... I feel terrible. - Oh, no. Oh, no."
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"Your accents... they're just kinda similar."
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"The accents are completely different."
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"Th... they're like, "Where's the car?""
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"And we're like, "Where's the car?""
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"You know what? Hey, ha... have some of my fruit."
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"Please, I feel terrible."
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"- Do you want that Red Delicious still? - Oh, I would love"
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"- the Red Delicious, yeah. - Well, this Red Delicious is on me."
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"- You still want that banana? - Thank you."
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"- I'd love the banana. - Here. Here you go."
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"- Oh, that's so crazy. - I'm Sinjay."
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"- I'm Jemaine. Good to meet you. - Bret."
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"Neila. You can... you can uncover your eyes."
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"They're not Australian. They're New Zealanders."
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"# Hi, leggy blonde... #"
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"# Hi, leggy blonde... #"
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"Greg, can you come in here, please?"
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"What is it, Murray?"
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"Yes, um, can you get Jessica from tech support?"
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