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Clips from Silicon Valley - Proof of Concept (S01E01)

"OK, guys, this place is a vortex of distraction"
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"Normally in the tech world it's two percent women."
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"Guys, these next three days, 15 percent."
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"It's a goddamn meat market."
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"I need you to focus."
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"How we do here is the entire future of your company."
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"Don't screw it all up now."
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"We have to knock them dead in the preliminaries tomorrow"
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"so we can move on to the finals on Friday."
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"I have a question. The program says that Dan Melcher is judging our round."
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"Is there any way to get him removed?"
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"Not unless there's a conflict of interest."
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"Well, there may be. I did have sexual intercourse with his wife."
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"What? It was three years ago."
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"So one of the guys judging us wants to fucking kill you?"
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"Maybe. I don't know if he found out."
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"Either way, Richard, you may have to present instead of me so be prepared."
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"What, me? Present? No."
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"We may be fine. We may be totally fine."
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"We also may be totally fucked."
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"I'll let you know either way."
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"I'm gonna go network. Don't approach me."
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"I don't want to present."
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"Besides, I'm not even done with the demo."
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"OK, Richard, you need to go to the hotel right now and finish."
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"- Oh, you already checked us into the hotel? - Yeah. Yeah."
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"OK, I'm gonna do this module by module."
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"Dinesh, you built the edge video player so I'm gonna start with you first. OK?"
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"OK, you guys set up the booth, OK?"
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"Um... I think it's this way."
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"You think?"
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"A few flyers, that's all we have?"
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"Yeah, I think it is."
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"Hello, what's your name?"
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"Visit us at microdrone.com..."
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"Oh, wow, Microdrone. They just closed $17 million in seed funding."
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"Hi. Hello. Excuse me."
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"Pied Piper? You guys are competing in the StartUp Battlefield, right?"
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"Everyone has been talking about your compression rate."
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"I mean, it is supposed to be sick."
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"Yeah."
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"Anyway, you must be great with Java"
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"and I just cannot seem to figure out this stupid bug. Do you mind?"
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"I'll be back."
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"Thank you."
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"If we integrate one module every two hours we should be in great shape..."
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"Richard, follow me. Follow me. Follow me."
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"- All right. See you at the hotel. - See you."
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"Very soon, I hope."
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"Hey, man. Just wanted to say good luck."
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"OK, thanks. But what's with all the..."
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"Sorry. I just can't be seen talking to you, you know?"
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"Hooli people all over the place."
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"I don't know, man, I'm just really into this whole rest and vest life, you know,"
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"way more than I thought I would be."
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"I just don't want to rock the boat."
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"Oh, hey, did I tell you? I'm getting a boat."
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"- Wow. - And a boat guy to take care of it."
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"You have to have a boat guy."
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"- Oh yeah, you've gotta have a boat guy... - if you have a boat."
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"Hey, um, you know that girl, right?"
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"Sherry, I think her name was. She said you guys went to school together."
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"Uh, OK, yeah."
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"I saw her at the Valleywag party last night,"
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"which was crazy, by the way, dude, there must've been like 12 girls there."
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"- Holy shit. - Nuts."
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"Anyway, she said you guys went out a couple times"
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"and then she dumped you and you became obsessed with her."
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"What? What? She said I was obsessed?"
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"She said obsessed."
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"Uh, that's bullshit, 'cause I think we went out two times."
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"Uh, it was nothing so how could I be obsessed? That's..."
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"No, you're going down! Nucleus is gonna crush Wide Diaper."
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"You never shoulda said no to my man, Gavin Belson."
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"OK."
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"Seeded quite a few new companies."
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"Spinder. It's like Tinder but for spinsters."
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"Elderly women looking for sex."
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"There's this girl who's walking around, saying that I'm obsessed with her."
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"Now that just really pisses me off"
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"That's fascinating. Let's just forget about it, OK?"
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"Yeah."
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"I mean it's... It's just so fucked up, right?"
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"I mean, I barely remember her."
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"And it's just so insulting to have someone walking around spreading lies about you."
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"Right? I wonder who she's working with."
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"Like I wonder who she's here with because if she's telling her coworkers,"
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"then that's a whole 'nother group of people I gotta worry about."
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"Richard, you don't have to worry about anything"
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"- except for Pied Pier right now. - Yeah, I know."
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"Because we have less than 24 hours 'til the preliminaries."
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"No one's worrying, that's the thing."
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"- Perfect. - Perfect."
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"OK, her."
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"She used the word obsessed, Dinesh."
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"- Obsessed. - Richard, I don't care."
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"Neither do I. That's the entire point."
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"I'm just gonna check her Instagram real quick."
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"Because if she's posting comments about me being obsessed..."
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"I mean, I can't just ignore that."
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"Would you be interested in a device that links to your smartphone"
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"and lets you know, even before it happens, whether you're having a panic attack"
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"- or a heart attack? - Yeah, yeah."
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"OK, here's how Panic-A-Tech works."
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"You wear this on your finger all day and it tracks your vitals."
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"Or if that's too embarrassing, there's also a Bluetooth suppository"
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"and that goes right where you think it goes."
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"And that comes with a retrieval kit."
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"Was he like, Bro, you're my bro,"
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"or was he like, I wanna shoot you in the face"
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"and watch you bleed out all over the stage"
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"'cause you fucked my wife, you cocksuck."
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"Right in the middle. It was like:"
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"Huh."
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"What happened? How's it going at the hotel?"
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"Weird. He switched to meta-data extraction and now wants to see you."
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"Meta-data? Already? Makes no sense."
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"He seems very distracted."
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"OK, guys, since we're kind of playing from behind here"
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"I put together a little secret weapon."
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