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Clips from Cheers - I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday (S04E04)

It's lobster Salad.

"It's lobster Salad."

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Lobster?

"Lobster?"

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Was there a sale On that stuff?

"Was there a sale On that stuff?"

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This time of year? Are you kidding?

"This time of year? Are you kidding?"

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Like a bite?

"Like a bite?"

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No. No, no, thanks.

"No. No, no, thanks."

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No, it's ok. I got too much.

"No, it's ok. I got too much."

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I'll just end up Feeding it To a cat.

"I'll just end up Feeding it To a cat."

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No, thank you. Thanks, anyway.

"No, thank you. Thanks, anyway."

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I lost my appetite Here

"I lost my appetite Here"

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For some reason.

"For some reason."

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She's got New shoes, too.

"She's got New shoes, too."

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Who does?

"Who does?"

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You know who,

"You know who,"

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The one dribbling lobster All over her cashmere.

"The one dribbling lobster All over her cashmere."

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I could care less.

"I could care less."

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You know something, sam,

"You know something, sam,"

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Diane certainly Borrowed this money From the right guy.

"Diane certainly Borrowed this money From the right guy."

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I mean, here she is, Throwing her cash Around like water

"I mean, here she is, Throwing her cash Around like water"

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And she owes you A bundle.

"And she owes you A bundle."

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Most people i know Would be going crazy now,

"Most people i know Would be going crazy now,"

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Especially If they knew

"Especially If they knew"

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What she Spent that money on.

"What she Spent that money on."

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Hey, what do I got to do, tell you Over and over again?

"Hey, what do I got to do, tell you Over and over again?"

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I don't want to know What she spent it on.

"I don't want to know What she spent it on."

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I don't care What she spent it on,

"I don't care What she spent it on,"

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I'm not interested in What she spent it on.

"I'm not interested in What she spent it on."

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Sam, by the way, i'm Gonna be a little Late tomorrow.

"Sam, by the way, i'm Gonna be a little Late tomorrow."

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I'm having A facial And a massage.

"I'm having A facial And a massage."

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What did she Spend it on?

"What did she Spend it on?"

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A book.

"A book."

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A book.

"A book."

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A book.

"A book."

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One book?

"One book?"

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One single $500 Book.

"One single $500 Book."

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And it's already Been a movie.

"And it's already Been a movie."

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A book?

"A book?"

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Excuse me...

"Excuse me..."

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Would anybody like To buy some cookies?

"Would anybody like To buy some cookies?"

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Oh, i'd love to.

"Oh, i'd love to."

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I just can't refuse.

"I just can't refuse."

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I'll take Three boxes.

"I'll take Three boxes."

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Thank you, ma'am.

"Thank you, ma'am."

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And thank you.

"And thank you."

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There's a little Something extra there For you.

"There's a little Something extra there For you."

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Wow, thank you!

"Wow, thank you!"

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Oh, i just love These things.

"Oh, i just love These things."

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Aren't you going To ask sam if he'd like some?

"Aren't you going To ask sam if he'd like some?"

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Of course i am. Care for a cookie, sam?

"Of course i am. Care for a cookie, sam?"

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Oh, don't worry, I have a lot more at home.

"Oh, don't worry, I have a lot more at home."

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Help yourself.

"Help yourself."

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Don't mind If i do.

"Don't mind If i do."

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Ooh, Those are delicious!

"Ooh, Those are delicious!"

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I think i'll have A few more here.

"I think i'll have A few more here."

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All right, but once you Start, you just can't Stop, can you?

"All right, but once you Start, you just can't Stop, can you?"

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I probably Shouldn't have had That last one.

"I probably Shouldn't have had That last one."

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Kind of like my Cookies this way.

"Kind of like my Cookies this way."

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Takes the work Out of chewing, You know?

"Takes the work Out of chewing, You know?"

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Hey, diane, i'm so sorry About this afternoon.

"Hey, diane, i'm so sorry About this afternoon."

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I don't know What happened.

"I don't know What happened."

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I feel like A sack of dirt.

"I feel like A sack of dirt."

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Don't be so hard On yourself, sam.

"Don't be so hard On yourself, sam."

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I'm sure You're not the first Man in history

"I'm sure You're not the first Man in history"

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To throw a frothing fit Over "nana doodles."

"To throw a frothing fit Over "nana doodles.""

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I just don't know What came over me.

"I just don't know What came over me."

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I do.

"I do."

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Despite Your assurances,

"Despite Your assurances,"

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You do not Lend money

"You do not Lend money"

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With The sang-froid You claim.

"With The sang-froid You claim."

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I would like to see you In your office.

"I would like to see you In your office."

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I have something I want to give you.

"I have something I want to give you."

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How about a good spanking? I think i deserve it.

"How about a good spanking? I think i deserve it."

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For some Mysterious reason,

"For some Mysterious reason,"

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You seem to have doubted My good intentions To repay you.

"You seem to have doubted My good intentions To repay you."

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What's the mystery? I haven't seen Dime one.

"What's the mystery? I haven't seen Dime one."

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Believe me, i fully Intend to return All your money.

"Believe me, i fully Intend to return All your money."

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To prove My good faith,

"To prove My good faith,"

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I'm going to give You what i purchased With the $500

"I'm going to give You what i purchased With the $500"

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For you to hold As collateral

"For you to hold As collateral"

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Until I repay you.

"Until I repay you."

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God, it really Is a book.

"God, it really Is a book."

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It's a book, And a very Valuable book.

"It's a book, And a very Valuable book."

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It's a first edition Hemingway.

"It's a first edition Hemingway."

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The sun also rises.

"The sun also rises."

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Boy, That's real profound.

"Boy, That's real profound."

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I purchased it For $500,

"I purchased it For $500,"

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But i'm sure It's worth A great deal more.

"But i'm sure It's worth A great deal more."

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It's signed by Ernest hemingway Himself.

"It's signed by Ernest hemingway Himself."

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For 500 bucks, You'd think margaux hemingway

"For 500 bucks, You'd think margaux hemingway"

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Would come over to your house And act it out for you.

"Would come over to your house And act it out for you."

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I'm taking A big risk

"I'm taking A big risk"

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Entrusting this To you, sam.

"Entrusting this To you, sam."

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Please, go put It in the safe.

"Please, go put It in the safe."

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And whatever you do, Don't let anything Happen to it.

"And whatever you do, Don't let anything Happen to it."

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Don't touch it, Don't scratch it, Don't scratch with it.

"Don't touch it, Don't scratch it, Don't scratch with it."

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Hey, you know, You really make me angry

"Hey, you know, You really make me angry"

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When you treat me like Some kind of animal.

"When you treat me like Some kind of animal."

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I'm sorry, sam.

"I'm sorry, sam."

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It won't happen again.

"It won't happen again."

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Just put it In the safe, please.

"Just put it In the safe, please."

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I'm sure there's Room in there right next To your bowl of kibble.

"I'm sure there's Room in there right next To your bowl of kibble."

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Smells boring.

"Smells boring."

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Mr. Clavin, You're walking forward.

"Mr. Clavin, You're walking forward."

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What happened To the record?

"What happened To the record?"

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I was hours away, And i met utter defeat.

"I was hours away, And i met utter defeat."

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That's too bad.

"That's too bad."

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Yeah, it's Doubly tragic.

"Yeah, it's Doubly tragic."

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If i'd have had a witness,

"If i'd have had a witness,"

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I would've gotten The world's record For the loudest scream

"I would've gotten The world's record For the loudest scream"

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After i backed into Ma's curling iron.

"After i backed into Ma's curling iron."

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Well, i'll tell you Something, mr. Clavin,

"Well, i'll tell you Something, mr. Clavin,"

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Whether you set The record or not,

"Whether you set The record or not,"

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Everyone here Considers you a winner.

"Everyone here Considers you a winner."

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That's pronounced "Wiener."

"That's pronounced "Wiener.""

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Hey, hey!

"Hey, hey!"

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Diane around yet?

"Diane around yet?"

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Not yet.

"Not yet."

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Good. Does anybody Know how to fix this?

"Good. Does anybody Know how to fix this?"

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What is it?

"What is it?"

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Well, it's diane's $500 Book.

"Well, it's diane's $500 Book."

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