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Clips from Cheers - I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday (S04E04)

No wonder It's so expensive.

"No wonder It's so expensive."

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It's inflatable.

"It's inflatable."

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No, it's not supposed To look like that.

"No, it's not supposed To look like that."

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What the heck Happened To that?

"What the heck Happened To that?"

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Well, i got interested In the darn thing And i took it home with me.

"Well, i got interested In the darn thing And i took it home with me."

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Picture this--

"Picture this--"

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I get into A nice hot tub.

"I get into A nice hot tub."

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I'm lying down to soak And read, naked as a jaybird.

"I'm lying down to soak And read, naked as a jaybird."

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And i'm reading, And i'm reading...

"And i'm reading, And i'm reading..."

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Hold on. I can't get One of your socks off.

"Hold on. I can't get One of your socks off."

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Never mind. I can.

"Never mind. I can."

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Anyway, i'm reading And reading,

"Anyway, i'm reading And reading,"

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And i finally come To the part

"And i finally come To the part"

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Where they tell us The terrible thing

"Where they tell us The terrible thing"

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That happened To jake barnes guy During the war.

"That happened To jake barnes guy During the war."

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What's that?

"What's that?"

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Well, let's just say that Suddenly he could hit Those high notes

"Well, let's just say that Suddenly he could hit Those high notes"

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Like he never could before.

"Like he never could before."

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Ouch!

"Ouch!"

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Yeah, ouch. That's why I dropped the book In the water.

"Yeah, ouch. That's why I dropped the book In the water."

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Now the darn thing Won't shut.

"Now the darn thing Won't shut."

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All right, Just rip out Every other page.

"All right, Just rip out Every other page."

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Come on, man! Diane's gonna be Really angry at me.

"Come on, man! Diane's gonna be Really angry at me."

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She told me Not to touch it.

"She told me Not to touch it."

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I touched it, And now it's fat.

"I touched it, And now it's fat."

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Hello, everybody.

"Hello, everybody."

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Hi. Hey, how's it going?

"Hi. Hey, how's it going?"

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Splendidly.

"Splendidly."

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How's my Precious volume?

"How's my Precious volume?"

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Fine. Why Do you even Bring it up?

"Fine. Why Do you even Bring it up?"

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Don't be So sensitive.

"Don't be So sensitive."

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I just asked Because i bought

"I just asked Because i bought"

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The most beautiful Antique bookstand for it.

"The most beautiful Antique bookstand for it."

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Oh. Is it expandable?

"Oh. Is it expandable?"

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It's very nice. It's very nice.

"It's very nice. It's very nice."

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The perfect complement To my inscribed first edition

"The perfect complement To my inscribed first edition"

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The sun also rises.

"The sun also rises."

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Isn't it exquisite?

"Isn't it exquisite?"

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Excuse me. My name is bruce sayers.

"Excuse me. My name is bruce sayers."

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I'm an avid collector Of 20th century American literature.

"I'm an avid collector Of 20th century American literature."

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Hello. Diane chambers.

"Hello. Diane chambers."

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I heard you say That you have an inscribed Sun also rises.

"I heard you say That you have an inscribed Sun also rises."

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Is it in good condition?

"Is it in good condition?"

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Oh, it's a lovely copy. No jacket, of course,

"Oh, it's a lovely copy. No jacket, of course,"

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But signed By papa himself.

"But signed By papa himself."

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And it's a A lovely thought. "Dear f. Scott,

"And it's a A lovely thought. "Dear f. Scott,"

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Boy, that zelda Is one crazy chick."

"Boy, that zelda Is one crazy chick.""

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It's a simple autograph.

"It's a simple autograph."

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I wonder if it Might be for sale?

"I wonder if it Might be for sale?"

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No, i couldn't possibly Place a monetary value

"No, i couldn't possibly Place a monetary value"

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On something So personal to me.

"On something So personal to me."

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I'd give you $1,000 For it.

"I'd give you $1,000 For it."

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Make the check out To diane chambers.

"Make the check out To diane chambers."

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Sam, Will you get this Man's hemingway?

"Sam, Will you get this Man's hemingway?"

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No, you Can't do that.

"No, you Can't do that."

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No, it's perfect. Now I can pay you back.

"No, it's perfect. Now I can pay you back."

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No, you can't sell The book.

"No, you can't sell The book."

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You love The book, diane.

"You love The book, diane."

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Sam, we love people.

"Sam, we love people."

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We own books.

"We own books."

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Besides, Even as a child,

"Besides, Even as a child,"

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I found hemingway to be

"I found hemingway to be"

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Pretentious And overmannered...

"Pretentious And overmannered..."

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For my taste.

"For my taste."

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Sam, go get it From the safe.

"Sam, go get it From the safe."

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Safe, all right. Yeah. This may Take a minute.

"Safe, all right. Yeah. This may Take a minute."

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The safe-- The combination's Kind of complex.

"The safe-- The combination's Kind of complex."

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Don't you remember? It's your birthday!

"Don't you remember? It's your birthday!"

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It is? Hell, I should be out There celebrating.

"It is? Hell, I should be out There celebrating."

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Go, sam.

"Go, sam."

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[Knock on door]

"[Knock on door]"

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Sam?

"Sam?"

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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I thought It would be better

"I thought It would be better"

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To conduct our business In private.

"To conduct our business In private."

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What's taking you So long?

"What's taking you So long?"

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Well, i was Just thinking...

"Well, i was Just thinking..."

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Say no more.

"Say no more."

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You know, i was about To open the safe,

"You know, i was about To open the safe,"

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And this little Voice in the back Of my head said,

"And this little Voice in the back Of my head said,"

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"Don't let diane Sell the book.

""Don't let diane Sell the book."

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She loves That book."

"She loves That book.""

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The voice was wrong.

"The voice was wrong."

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Open the safe.

"Open the safe."

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I completely understand The value of sentiment,

"I completely understand The value of sentiment,"

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But i must Have that book.

"But i must Have that book."

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Yeah. Me, too.

"Yeah. Me, too."

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That's why i'm going To give you $1,010.

"That's why i'm going To give you $1,010."

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Sam!

"Sam!"

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$1,100.

"$1,100."

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$1,110.

"$1,110."

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Do you know What you're doing?

"Do you know What you're doing?"

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$1,150.

"$1,150."

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I know It sounds crazy,

"I know It sounds crazy,"

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But when i was Getting your book Out of the safe,

"But when i was Getting your book Out of the safe,"

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Very carefully,

"Very carefully,"

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I started to look Through the pages

"I started to look Through the pages"

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Very, Very carefully,

"Very, Very carefully,"

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And i, well, I fell in love With the darn thing.

"And i, well, I fell in love With the darn thing."

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You're serious, Aren't you?

"You're serious, Aren't you?"

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Yeah, You bet i am.

"Yeah, You bet i am."

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$1,160.

"$1,160."

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It must be An extraordinary specimen.

"It must be An extraordinary specimen."

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$1,175.

"$1,175."

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$1,200.

"$1,200."

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Stop! Enough.

"Stop! Enough."

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You're throwing around Monetary figures here

"You're throwing around Monetary figures here"

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As if they had a place In the art world.

"As if they had a place In the art world."

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Sam malone, you've Taught me a lesson

"Sam malone, you've Taught me a lesson"

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About the true value Of literature.

"About the true value Of literature."

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I'm sorry, the book Is no longer for sale.

"I'm sorry, the book Is no longer for sale."

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I want sam to have it.

"I want sam to have it."

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All right!

"All right!"

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Hey, i hope there Are no hard feelings Here,

"Hey, i hope there Are no hard feelings Here,"

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Sayers, old man.

"Sayers, old man."

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Well, i can't say I'm not disappointed,

"Well, i can't say I'm not disappointed,"

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But it's heartening To know there are People around like you,

"But it's heartening To know there are People around like you,"

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People who love books.

"People who love books."

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Love? I just wish You could eat them.

"Love? I just wish You could eat them."

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I don't know What to say.

"I don't know What to say."

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