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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Young Man Blues (S06E06)

"Hey, check it out guys, it's sergeant Crossin Guard."
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"Rough day at the crosswalk sarge?"
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"I'm not a crossing guard, Hyde. I'm a police officer in training. Read the badge."
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"You mean your paper name tag?"
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"No, I mean my badge. This civilazes all the autority in the Point Place police department."
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"Oh, how'd it get ripped?"
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"Hey, your first case."
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"Get this tomarrow I get to go on a ride along in a real police car. I can see all the crimes that happens."
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"Yeah, this town is a hot pit for a criminal activity."
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"Hey lets not forget the great ten speed robery of '74."
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"Yeah or that criminal mastermind who stole my moms carton gnome."
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"Guys I have very exciting news. I'm in a mentor program for little girls, kinda of like a big sister thing."
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"And there's someone here who is very anxious to meet you."
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"Come here."
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"Isn't she cute? I call her Little Jackie."
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"For the last freaking time, my name is Colette."
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"Try to like her, she's just a little mouthy."
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"Jackie, why would you be a big sister?"
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"Oh, it's a community service project foe school. It was either this or helping out at the senior center."
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"And you know how grey hair gives me nightmares."
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"Can I leave now? There's nothing to do."
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"Here. Take theese pictures of me and put them in order of cuteness."
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"From "very cute" to "it's just not fair she's so cute"."
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"Lame, lamer, lamest."
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"I like her."
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"Yeah, me too. - She's feisty."
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"Nice name tag. Are you a garbage man?"
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"It's a badge!"
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"Get away from me. - I bet that's the first time you told that to a man."
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"Don't you walk out that door!"
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"What the hell was that all about? - Oh, they've been fighting like that all morning."
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"Sometimes he even yells at her in his native language."
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"I belive the main idea is, she gets around."
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"Ahh, to be young and trapped in a lovely scheme of a marriage."
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"Kitty, where's the coffee? - Oh, I'm sorry. I almost forgot."
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"Since no one fixed my sink yet, today instead of coffee we're having pipe sludge."
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"You know the doctor told me not to do household chores."
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"It's either a working sink or a dead husband, it's your choice."
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"Well Red somebody's gotta do something around here, the garage needs to be painted, the lawn mower won't start..."
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"and I'm getting tired of running to the hose everytime I need bourbon and water."
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"Fine, fine we'll let Eric do it."
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"Maybe if I supervise him he'll only screw up half as much."
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"Yeah, thanks dad, you know what i got it."
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"Yeah, this from the kid who gets sweaty when he needs to change out toilet paper."
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"Don't you walk back in to that house!"
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"Officer Kennedy, I want you to know even though it's my first ride along..."
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"I'm not afraid to kill a man."
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"I just don't want to touch him after he's dead. - Shut it cadet. Here take care of the radio."
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"Oh cool, we each get our own walkie talkies."
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"I'd like a pepperoni pizza. Adress: Holland Assdown Central."
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"Hey, hey if you wanna play games, go join the highway patrol."
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"Unit 10, we've got a 415 in progress. - Cool. What's a 415?"
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"Why don't you look in your manual."
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"A kenin deficating on a private property."
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"Oh cool, it's a dog crapping on a lawn. Gun it."
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"A 415 is a domestic disturbance you chowderhead."
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"Dammit, I always wanted to put a dog in handcuffs."
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"I want you out. Out I say - It's my house."
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"Oh really ,because you didn't sleep here last night."
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"Or the night before that. Or the night before that."
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"To be fair Fez, her army buddies only got a 3 day pass."
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"Listen to me... - Quiet down, the neighbours are staring."
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"Don't mind us. Just practising for a show"
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"Take a bow and get in the house."
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"Wow, it's a 50. I need to go hide my stash..."
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"of comic books. I'm a comic book paraphernalian."
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"What seems to be the problem here?"
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"Put that down. - Put that down."
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"No, put that down. - Put what down?"
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"What seems to be the problem here? - I'll tell you what the problem is. I am married to a whore."
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"I am not a whore."
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"I'm just a girl who likes a good time."
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"I'm sorry. I can't imagine who would've called the police."
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"It's about time you showed up."
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"These two are making so much noise I couldn't enjoyed my programme."
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"Bob, you really had to call the police?"
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"Sorry Kitty, but how am I suposed to name that tune if I can't even hear the notes?"
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"Okay. Well, this kid seems to be harmless but since you're training why don't you frisk him anyway."
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"Oh sure, frisk the foreign guy."
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"The color of my skin is not a crime."
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"Why do you have a frog in your pocket?"
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"It's a suprise for the ladies."
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"Oh, he pied on me, that's resisting arrest."
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"Well, I'm about to resist arest too."
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"Hey dad, that was pretty cool how i shut off all the water in the house."
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"Yeah, you really installed a lot of condfidence, muttering lefty-lucy, righty-tighty the whole time."
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"Okay, lets get started. Now this is a wrench."
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"Dad i think I know what tools are. - Good. Then grab the phillips head."
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"Shoudn't I buy Phillip a drink first?"
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"C'mon were just a couple of guys having some fun on a job. Lighten up."
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"Get a little, lefty-lucy."
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"Do you even know what a phillips head screwdriver is?"
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"I know it's a screwdriver."
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"Now."
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"The water's off. - Why is the water off? - We're gonna fix the pipes."
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"But I have to use the bathroom. - What?"
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"I have to use the bathroom!"
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"Well go ahead."
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"But you only get one flush so make it count."
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"Well I guess I can hold it. I just hope I don't sneeze."
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"Would you sit still. - Jackie, she's not a doll."
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"Well not a good one anyway."
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"I don't want a makeover. You're suppose to be helping me with my homework."
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"Homework is for ugly girls."
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"Okay. Pretty girls get geeky boys to do their homework for them."
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"Jackie, you're supposed to do fun stuff like go roller-skating. Not teach her to prostitute herself for geometry notes."
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"She's cool. Why can't she be my big sister?"
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"See, Donna already has a little sister."
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"Her name is Eric."
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"Okay. Get under the sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the pipes."
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"Under there?"
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"But, it's all spidery."
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"Get under there or you gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass."
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"I just realized something. After all the years me helping you fix stuff..."
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"you finally have to hold flashlight for me."
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"Lower dumbass."
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"Alright, I'm in. I'm just gonna loosen..."
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"Spider, big one. Oh my god."
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"A brillo pad?"
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"You were afraid of a brillo pad?"
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