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Clips from Atlanta - Champagne Papi (S02E02)

"* (drumming)"
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"ANNOUNCER: Archer: Danger Island."
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"Premieres Wednesday, April 25,"
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"only on FXX."
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"FX presents Atlanta."
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"Hey, y'all. So, tonight I'm wearing"
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"my new jasmine brandy lip plump."
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"And y'all can use a discount code to get it,"
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"so you can be-- mwah-- twinkling like your girl here."
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"And what better way to bust it out than a night with my girls?"
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"That's my girl Van."
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"Say hi, Van."
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"That's Van."
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"She cute or whatever, and I need a new Netflix password,"
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"so hook a girl up. (laughs)"
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"All right, bye."
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"No free pictures."
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"Anyway, y'all stay tuned."
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"'Cause tonight the stars are gonna be out."
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"-(chuckles) -(stifled laughter)"
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"I dropped this phone in the tub with Lottie,"
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"and now it just does not hold a charge."
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"Uh-uh, no, we not talking about Lottie,"
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"we not talking about children, we talking about liquor,"
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"-we talking about... -Liquor."
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"-* Lick 'em and stick 'em * -* Lick 'em *"
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"-* Stick 'em * -And (rolls R)... -Uh-uh."
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"-* Stick 'em. * -Tammi, you keep talking like that,"
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"-you're gonna have child number two tonight. -Uh-uh."
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"-She is. -I got an IUD to block them K-I-Ds."
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"-(laughter) -TAMMI: IUD?"
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"You know what, though? Them IUDs work."
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"NADINE: You know what? Y'all nasty."
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"'Cause I changed my shit up after Lottie."
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"(laughter)"
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"Don't get that copper IUD,"
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"-'cause that makes your periods worse. -TAMMI: What?"
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"-Wait, no, it does? -TAMMI: I'm good. -VAN: Mm-hmm."
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"What ever happened to condoms?"
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"Bitch, how old are you?"
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"-CANDICE: Really. Damn! -You're still using condoms?"
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"Are you in high school?"
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"-(laughter) -You know what?"
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"I don't have kids, and I also don't have HPV, trick."
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"TAMMI (laughing): Oh! Really, y'all gonna play me like that?"
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"Put that in your condom and fuck it."
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"Oh, okay, so DJ said that he's going to meet us"
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"and escort us through and everything,"
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"so we don't look like groupies."
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"-CANDICE: Mm. -(Tammi laughs)"
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"-TAMMI: What the...? -You know what?"
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"What is your deal with DJ, actually?"
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"DJ, girl, that's-- he's a tour barber."
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"-He's nothing. -So, what, you just stringing him along"
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"for an invite to Drake's party?"
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"-Mm-hmm. -Uh, no, I'm not stringing him along."
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"I actually only talk business with DJ."
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"So, did you send him selfies? Yes or no."
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"I might've sent him one or two selfies. Dang."
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"So you sent him one or two pictures of your breasts."
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"First of all, my breasts are already on Tumblr,"
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"so he could've already seen it. And I only sent him"
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"-half a nipple-- that don't count. -NADINE: Oh."
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"Oh, okay, so he would've saw them eventually,"
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"because I know you didn't have on no business clothes."
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"Everybody can't be a nun like you, Nadine."
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"If I'm gonna chase anybody, y'all,"
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"it's gonna be that Aubrey. Uh!"
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"'Cause you know, I've always had a crush on Aubrey."
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"-TAMMI: Uh, you and all the other groupies. -NADINE: Aubrey?"
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"-TAMMI: What are you talking about? -CANDICE: Aubrey."
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"-You don't know him. -TAMMI: Girl."
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"(overlapping chatter)"
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"-CANDICE: He is fine. -Fine."
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"CANDICE: And he looks like he would make a great father."
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"TAMMI: Van! Van, do you hear this madness?"
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"-What are we-- what are y'all talking about? -You know what?"
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"I don't even care; I need a photo with Drake,"
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"because my Instagram is weak as fuck."
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"-What are you talking about? -I'm just being real. My shit--"
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"-look, I got Lottie, Lottie, Lottie... -Chicken."
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"...Lottie, me-- chicken--"
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"I know exactly which one you're talking about..."
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"-Uh-huh. -...Lottie, Lottie, Earn."
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"-Delete the Earn. -Oh, yeah, so we can replace Earn with Drake."
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"-Right. (groans) -(laughs)"
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"-Y'all really think this dress is okay? -Mm-hmm."
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"I think it looks good on you-- it's fine."
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"Look, we got to go, okay?"
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"Let's have one more shot."
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"NADINE: Do y'all think I should smoke tonight?"
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"-Yes! Yes! -Yes!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"(overlapping chatter)"
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"To partying with my girls."
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"-(cheering) -And IUDs."
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"(laughter)"
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"-Mmm. -Mmm."
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"("Never Created, Never Destroyed" by Jlin playing)"
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"(overlapping chatter)"
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"You are not a better driver after a few drinks."
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"-I'm a good driver. -No, you ain't."
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"-Um, Candice. -Next time we smoke and drive."
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"Candi, you sure we in the right place?"
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"-Yeah. Yeah, this is it. -(moans)"
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"-There's nobody here. -This looks a little sus."
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"No, no, there's gonna be a shuttle that comes."
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"-I'm freezing. -I'm losing my buzz."
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"Where is everybody?"
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"-Okay, stop complaining. -We're in the woods, girl."
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"Follow me. Follow me."
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"Thi-This way. Follow me."
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"Where in the world?"
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"You should've wore pants."
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"You should not be down here in this..."
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"-Who this nigga? -Yo, uh, happy New Year."
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"-Ha-Happy New Year. -Right."
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"Hey, y'all going to that Drake theme party, right?"
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