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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Can't You Hear Me Knocking (S07E07)

"So, hyde, how are you doing now that you and jackie are broken up?"
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"Ooh, I am the old hyde again--"
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"kept by no woman, loyal to no man."
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"Beholden to no comb."
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"No, steven does so use a comb."
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"It's one of those afro picks."
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"You should wear it sticking out of your hair."
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"Hello, steven."
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"Jackie,"
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"you wanna talk?"
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"What would I have to say to you?"
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"I don't know. How about, um..."
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""I'm a crazy, spoiled whack job and I'm sorry"?"
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"That's no way to talk to a woman."
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"Yeah, especially a spoiled, crazy whack job."
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"Man, she's liable to kill you."
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"oh, my god."
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"There's a hundred morons in my basement."
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"That's okay."
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"Not even that can ruin this day."
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"Yes, one man and only one man, has the power to ruin his day--"
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"'tis I."
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"No, not even you can do it."
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"But really, who the hell talks like that?"
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"Now, now, red. You were happy, remember?"
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"Right."
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"First freeze of winter."
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"I'm spending the day ice fishing."
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"Well, I'll come with you. Grab a fishing stick for me."
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"I don't wanna go."
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"What? Why not?"
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"Because I don't want you to go."
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"Shh-Shh... burn!"
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"Really, I mean, kitty,"
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"you'd hate it. It's cold and boring,"
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"and we both know the only ice you like is in your cocktails."
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"Shh-Shh..."
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"nonsense."
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"We're going ice fishing and we're gonna have fun and that's that."
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"Yeah,"
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"that's that."
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"Jackie, seriously, isn't there anything you wanna say about what you did?"
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"No. I have much more important things to do with my day."
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"Donna, what are we doing with our day?"
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"I'm going to karate class."
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"Oh, I knew it would be something sweaty."
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"You don't have to go."
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"No, no, no, I'm going. I'm going."
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"Now that I'm not with steven, I have much more time to do mannish, unlady like things with you."
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"I'll give you 50 bucks to take her back."
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"50 bucks buys me beer for a week."
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"Freedom lasts a lifetime."
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"Oh,"
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"look at our poor little tough guy,"
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"hurting others to ease his own pain."
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"I think someone needs a tickle."
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"No, I'm okay."
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"Look, hyde, we're your best friends and we're here for you, okay?"
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"We're not gonna let you go through this thing alone."
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"Would you shut up, forman? I'm fine."
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"You know what? Eric's right. We're gonna do what guys do for each other."
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"A massage train?"
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"No..."
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"but we did get you a present."
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"It's a great present, guys."
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"I especially like the teeny white paper y'all wrapped it in."
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"Yeah, the only thing that could ruin today is..."
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"if the russians set off that russian death ray that's pointed at the white house."
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"No, seriously."
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"No, I read about it in a magazine."
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"Kelso, that was "the flash""
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"and it is a comic book."
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"I love comic books."
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"I wish I had thought bubbles."
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"Do you see anything?"
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"Kelso,"
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"the russians don't have a death ray,"
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"but they do have a stupid ray and it's pointed directly at you."
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"No, the russians do have a death ray and I'll prove it."
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"Operator, get me the white house."
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"Kelso,"
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"I'm not allowed to make long-distance calls without permission."
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"Oh, awesome. I'm on hold and they're playing that theme song to the president."
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""Hail to the chief.""
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"Well, thank you, eric, but I'm trying to enjoy the president's theme song."
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"Kelso, if you ask the white house if there's a russian death ray, they're gonna have you committed."
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"So, yeah, I say go for it."
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"Well, obviously they won't admit it. There'd be panic in the streets."
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"That's why I gotta trick 'em into talking about it."
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"It's what us cops call "tricking them.""
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"Oh, I'm on. Hello? Uh, white house?"
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"Yes, I have a couple of questions."
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"Yes, how well is the president protected?"
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"Well... uh..."
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"because someone wants to hurt the president, that's why."
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"You're damn right it's a threat. It's a terrible threat on the president's life."
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"Awesome."
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"What?"
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"Where am I right now?"
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"I'm at red forman's house in point place, wisconsin."
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"- No! - No!"
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"You idiot. You just told 'em where we are."
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"So?"
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"Kelso, you just threatened the president's life."
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"They're gonna come here and arrest us."
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"No, no, I'm not threatening his life."
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"It's the russians that have the russian death ray."
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"You didn't mention the death ray."
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"Aha!"
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"So you admit that there's a death ray."
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"Well, this is boring."
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"Let's do something fun. Oh, oh, let's play 20 questions."
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"Kitty, I'm trying to fish."
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"Okay, you think of something, I'll ask the questions."
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"Is it a thing?"
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"Yes."
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"Is it small?"
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"Yes."
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"Is it a raisin?"
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"Yes, you win."
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