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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Bowie (S01E01)

"♪ I said, Bret, you've got it going on ♪"
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"♪ That's the conclusion that I've come to ♪"
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"♪ I got it going on ♪"
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"♪ If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady ♪"
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"♪ And I was your man, if I was your man ♪"
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"♪ And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel ♪"
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"♪ I put a wig on you... you-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪"
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"♪ Oh, Bret, you got it going on. ♪"
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"- when we're on tour"? - Put a wig on you?"
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"- Well, it's definitely a bit gay. - What is?"
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"Putting a wig on me while I'm asleep."
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"I think sometimes you hear what you want to hear."
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"Not that I did it."
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"- Hey, David Bowie. - Did you try out the eye patch?"
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"Yeah, not so good. Didn't work."
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"- Oh God. - Sat down and fell on the floor."
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"That's terrible."
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"the same thing happened to me when I wore an eye patch."
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"No, that's not gay."
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"Mm, okay."
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"- Like what? - Well, you'll know what to do, Bret."
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"I don't know, I just don't like them anymore."
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"- Hotter than Jemaine. - Oh, thanks, Mel."
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"- Mm-hmm. - That's really kind."
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"- Thank you. - Oh."
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"- You're a better singer too. - Thanks, Mel."
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"- That's really nice. - I can see it in your lyrics."
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"- Hey! - What?"
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"Well, I have a lot more to say on that though."
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"No, I don't think you do."
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"- Thank you. - Oh yes,"
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"- It was great to see you, Mel. - You too."
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"Oh God, you're glowing today."
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"- She was just being nice. - Yeah well..."
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"- That's what she said. - I don't really know."
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"That's funky."
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"- I like that. - Thank you, yes."
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"it's very small and it's about the size of your thumbnail"
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"and we just put it right inside the back of the card."
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"and then, I guess you could say its second function"
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"- Um, Mr. Armstrong? - Please call me David."
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"- Okay, David. - Thank you."
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"It's hard to define, but I know it when I see it,"
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"and I see it in you guys."
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"Good. We love the track."
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"We'd like to include it in a card we're working on."
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"How many cards would you look at manufacturing, David?"
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"and a lot of it too, if we can work together."
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"- What else? - You're the smaller one."
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"He's the smaller one of the two."
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"He's... you're into animals."
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"- I'm not bulimic. - Little touch of that."
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"you're not that interested in having one of your songs"
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"appear in our greeting card, so..."
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"It's just that, you know..."
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"Waha!"
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"Bret, what on earth was that?"
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"- I thought it would help. - You thought that would help?"
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"Oh my gosh."
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"The whole thing was stupid!"
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"Something else will come up."
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"or turned it into something positive."
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"or turned it into some sort of thing,"
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"Something else will turn up."
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"It's 1986 David Bowie from the movie "Labyrinth.""
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"Yeah, I know."
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"So you showed your penis to the man from the greeting-card company?"
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"I only meant something like..."
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"So have you got any more advice?"
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"- Yeah. - Anyway, Bret,"
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"- I have to go. - Where are you going?"
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"Sounds cool. Where's the party?"
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"- Goodbye, Bret. - See you, Bowie."
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"♪ Bowie's in space ♪"
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"♪ That's pretty freaky, Bowie ♪"
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"♪ Bet you do, you freaky old bastard, you ♪"
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"♪ Or do they smoke... ♪"
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"♪ Receiving transmission ♪"
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"♪ This is Bowie to Bowie ♪"
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"♪ Do you hear me out there, man? ♪"
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"♪ Your signal's weak on my radar screen ♪"
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"♪ I'm pretty far out ♪"
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"♪ I'm orbiting Pluto ♪"
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"♪ Groovatational pull ♪"
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"♪ I'm jamming out with the Mick Jaggernauts ♪"
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"♪ Are you okay, Bowie? ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, I'm picking it up on my L.S.D. Screen ♪"
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"Yeah, we don't need to worry about being confident."
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"- Hey, Murray. - Hey guys, guess what's in my hand."
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"- Jemaine? - Another kind of biscuit?"
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"No, I haven't got a biscuit, have I?"
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"- Is it a really big biscuit? - It's not a biscuit!"
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"Listen."
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"- Listen to that. - But I thought they weren't gonna?"
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"No, Mr. Armstrong said he admired Bret's balls."
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"He thought we'd like to see the prototype of the new card."
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"You can have it for one night, but don't send it to anyone."
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"It's a computer chip with a speaker attached."
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"♪ Bowie's in space ♪"
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"No, I was just joking."
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"aren't really up for the roll call anymore."
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"and I've just carried on with the meeting."
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"We've got a photo, but it's not good enough."
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"I mean, look. This one."
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"- No. - No, that's Lucas."
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"Can I have a look in the camera, Murray?"
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"- I'm supposed to, I'm in a band. - Who wants to hear a sad band?"
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"you know, all these novelty musicians are a lot bigger than me."
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"- Bret! - Jemaine?"
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"Mm, what are you doing in my room?"
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"I'm not really sure what you're talking about."
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"Okay? And then the other one's slightly bigger,"
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"so there's two different sizes there."
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"- It's not an album? - No."
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"That's the whole thing. It's a secret. Only they know."
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"So just from here on what I think we should do"
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"Yeah, that's one."
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"- Happy anniversary. - Thanks, Jemaine."
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"Yeah, that would be... that would be gay."
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"It's just a compliment for you... your beard."
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