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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Bowie (S01E01)

"- Thank you. - And also I have another one here:"
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"♪ If I say you gotta boom-ow-ow, come on, Bret ♪"
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"♪ Help me out now, Bret, you've got it going on ♪"
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"♪ And I nee-heed a woman ♪"
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"♪ And then I imagine you with some bosoms ♪"
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"This is another one of your weird songs, man."
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"In what way?"
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"Hey, it's 1980 David Bowie,"
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"pretends you're a woman, is that gay?"
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"And you'll know exactly when the time is right."
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"she went a bit far."
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"- Be honest. - I've got no idea."
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"You know, I believe in potential."
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"Depending on demand, we might make as many as..."
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"talk about yourself."
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"You said the girls like you."
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"I can't believe it. It's outrageous."
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"How could you do it?"
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"- Yes. - What are you talking about?"
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"If I was a better manager, I could have changed this"
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"like I could have said it was a cultural New Zealand greeting."
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"- That was your idea. - I didn't mean something like that."
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"In space, Bret. In space."
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"Yeah... no."
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"♪ As telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Earth? ♪"
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"♪ Hey, Bowie? Do you have one really funky sequined space suit ♪"
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"♪ Oooh ♪"
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"♪ That's pretty far out, man ♪"
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"♪ I don't know, man, I have to turn my ship around ♪"
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"♪ Ooh, it's the craziest thing ♪"
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"♪ of "Afronauts" singing ♪"
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"I said no biscuit. It's not gonna be another kind, is it?"
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"You've ruined this game. I'll just show you."
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"♪ Hey now, I'm a meenie-miney-mowie ♪"
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"Yes."
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"- I'm not here. - You're not here?"
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"but I'm all good now."
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"with a medical condition that he's got."
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"♪ Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem ♪"
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"I do have to go somewhere."
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"I could have stopped you before you revealed it,"
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"♪ Do you read me, Lieutenant Bowie? ♪"
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"Mm. Sounds like bulimia."
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"♪ Just because I get more women than you ♪"
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"will invite you to the plastic pantomime."
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"And I had another one where I was a..."
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"- Shh, that's enough now. - Oh, all right."
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"- Greeting cards? - Mm."
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"Of course, Bret. That's what I'm here for."
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"♪ Ooh ooh ooh hoo ♪"
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"I mean, if you two were to make love, that would be gay."
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"Where does it come from?"
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"I don't know, wear makeup or..."
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"♪ Bowie Bowie Bowie ♪"
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"But I could just bypass it."
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"- What do you mean, "body conscious"? - I just feel very small."
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"Is it a CD?"
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"♪ From David Bowie's nipple antennae ♪"
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"Are they printing half a million cards?"
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"I was wearing makeup. I had lightning bolts on my wanger."
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"You don't know. It's in the card somewhere."
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"And then I walked into a door."
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"No, this is a computer chip"
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"What about the novelty-music paparazzi?"
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"♪ Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie ♪"
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"♪ Or do you have several ch-changes? ♪"
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"Are you sure?"
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"I was the senior professor of psychology."
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"No it's not... not like a Walkman at all."
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"Okay."
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"No, this is New Zealand government property."
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"Jemaine, you look like an ogre that works in the library."
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"'Cause of all those penguins."
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"Yeah, it might be a bit weird."
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"to cheer you up?"
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"♪ Not all the time, obviously ♪"
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"Yes."
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"- Oh yeah. - That's a nice compliment for you."
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"How could that be gay if you were pretending they're a woman?"
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"- Thank you. - That's not... that's not true."
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"Where does the music come from?"
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"are too deep-set to be classically handsome."
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"- half a million. - Woah... we're talking serious money."
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"He's just acting depressed 'cause he thinks it's cool."
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"Today they've just got a different sort of..."
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"that's devoted really to one function only..."
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"I hope they haven't stuffed the whole thing up."
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"Were there supposed to be lightning bolts on the side of it?"
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"What are you talking about? It didn't work."
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"Bret, Bret?"
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"I've given you all of my good advice."
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"You know, we could have all done it."
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"- Space? - Yeah."
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"♪ So and I think it's pretty cool, man ♪"
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"♪ This is Bowie back to Bowie ♪"
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"♪ Do you use your pointy nipples ♪"
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"♪ Drawn in by its "groovatational" ♪"
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"- Yeah... - But it's not really him though."
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"then maybe... maybe most people aren't that confident?"
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"- Um... - A biscuit?"
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"♪ To the choir ♪"
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"No, they're only making 50. It's not a very popular design."
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"A bit more natural. That's good."
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"- Do you? - Yeah."
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"What is it?"
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"Sorry about the table, Bret."
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"What do you do here, Doug?"
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"Oh nothing's wrong with it. This is my new look."
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"- Wear it. - Okay."
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"It doesn't hurt to do something absolutely outrageous."
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"I think you probably have to go somewhere now."
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"Well, that's not really my business,"
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"I meant on your face, Bret. On your face."
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