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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Bowie (S01E01)

"I don't know."
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"Maybe I'm not cut out for band management."
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"It's not you, Murray. You're good."
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"I think it's my fault. That's all I'm saying."
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"But I'm just not quick enough on my feet."
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"Bret!"
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"No, I don't have any more advice."
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"Actually, I've totally lost confidence"
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"in my ability to help people. I'm useless."
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"Jemaine actually thinks that maybe you're a figment of my imagination."
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"I might as well be, Bret. I might as well be."
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"I'm going to a party. I'm already 20 minutes late."
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"It is quite freaky, isn't it, Bret?"
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"♪ Bowie's in space ♪"
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"♪ What you doin' out there, man? ♪"
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"♪ Isn't it cold out in space, Bowie? ♪"
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"♪ Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie? ♪"
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"♪ Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy, Bowie? ♪"
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"♪ Do you smoke grass out in space, Bowie? ♪"
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"♪ AstroTurf? ♪"
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"♪ I read you loud and clear, man ♪"
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"♪ Hoo yeah, man ♪"
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"♪ How far out are you, man? ♪"
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"♪ Ooh ah ooh-hoo ♪"
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"♪ Oh-ah! ♪"
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"♪ What was that sound? ♪"
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"♪ Can you see the stratosphere ringing? ♪"
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"♪ Bowie's in... ♪"
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"♪ Space. ♪"
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"So I'm guessing like, if David Bowie isn't that confident,"
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"Which means... I'm not gonna worry about being confident."
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"- I know... - It's a dream."
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"- I know but... - It's your dream."
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"I know it's my dream but you'd still think he'd be more confident."
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"Yeah, can I have your biscuit, Bret?"
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"Help yourself. I'm not eating anymore. I'm a bit too fat."
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"No, not even close."
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"I don't know, you know I'm not very imaginative."
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"Ah, that's flippin' awesome."
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"So can I get you a drink? I think we can afford it."
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"But we've got 50¢, so how much are your coffees?"
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"- 60¢. - Can I get a copy of that, Murray?"
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"No no, 'cause that would cost more than 50¢,"
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"and then we'd... we'd be down, wouldn't we? The whole thing would be a waste."
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"Can I borrow it for a bit?"
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"How do they get the music in there?"
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"It's very technical. Did you hear what he was talking about?"
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"- There's a thing in there. - Pretty much like a Walkman."
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"♪ Bowie Bowie ♪"
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"♪ Bowie's in space ♪"
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"♪ Faces aren't funky ♪"
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"♪ Hey now, I'm a meenie-miney-mowie ♪"
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"♪ B-B-B-Bowie's in... ♪"
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"♪ Space. ♪"
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"No."
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"- No. - Where are you?"
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"Now I've got a sense that you guys"
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"Well, I thought we had to do it."
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"Officially we do."
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"We're always in the band meetings... we're the band."
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"We're at a band meeting. We haven't been here?"
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"band photos."
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"But I've had to circle where you two are."
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"- That's her birthday. - That's not me."
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"- Where are you? - I think I took this photo."
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"No, neither of us are in it."
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"and I'm trying to point you out."
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"I loved that photo."
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"So those are you options. All right?"
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"And this one here you're in,"
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"A bit more movement, you're too up and down."
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"Move your arms about."
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"This is the cool look for a band."
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"No that's not what bands do."
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"Bands don't put their arms in the air and smile."
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"It looks sort of like trick photography."
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"- It's Bret's fault. - It's like "Lord of the Rings.""
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"Yeah... no."
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"Bret, I'm kind of doing all the work in this conversation."
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"After the photo shoot, I was a lot smaller than I thought I was."
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"I just feel like..."
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"Yeah, I think I heard you in the bathroom afterwards"
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"What I really need is just some... just some compliments, I think."
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"I'm not gonna give you compliments. It'd be weird."
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"Wow, you look a lot like Jemaine."
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"- Have you? - I had one where I was a guinea pig,"
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"I'm just here to tell you don't worry about your body image."
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"But I just broke through their false barriers."
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"Oh, the media monkeys and the junket junkies"
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"- I'm sorry? - Get an eye patch."
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"Oh yeah, I've got an eye patch."
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"♪ Wear the eye patch, Bret ♪"
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"- Heed my advice, wear the eye patch. - Watch out for the table!"
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"No no, he's not a midget. He's just... he's thin."
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"Check this out."
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"It's the latest copy of "Novelty Hit-Makers" Magazine."
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"- Oh, that's us. - That's right."
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"- Bret, what's wrong with your eye? - Hmm?"
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"- New look? - Yeah."
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"If you're gonna be cool, why don't you just have a goatee?"
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"- Bret's bulimic. - What? No, I'm not."
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"- Are you? - No. I had some body-image issues,"
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"that's sort of regarded as personal business."
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"Is it a major record label or something?"
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"But you know those ones that open up and they have a tune in them?"
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"It's a magic card with music in it,"
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"Okay. Oh heavens."
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"It's fine."
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"- Right? - Yeah?"
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"Yeah well, just pretend you prefer Bret."
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"Okay."
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"Exactly, thanks. It'll just help him"
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"Two men, touching each other physically"
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"...in the back of a movie theater."
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"Hey, Mel, what do you do here, at university, I was wondering."
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"Huh."
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"I appreciate that."
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"It's called, "Bret, you got it going on.""
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"♪ Well, that's only because they don't know you like I do ♪"
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"♪ Sure you're weedy and kinda shy ♪"
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