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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Bowie (S01E01)

"and emotionally."
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"Erotically caressing each other on the..."
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"- Yeah, that sounds more... ...hood of a car..."
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"Hey, thanks for your help anyway."
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"Oh, I'm the junior professor of psychology."
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"But I was fired."
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"And now I just hang around here."
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"Hey, Bret?"
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"Oh hey, man. How's it going?"
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"Your beard is good."
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"Just a compliment about your beard being good."
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"You're good at finding shortcuts around this part of town."
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"Would it be gay to write you a song"
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"No."
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"♪ Hey there, Bret, I see you looking down ♪"
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"♪ Don't want to see my little buddy down with a frown ♪"
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"♪ But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy ♪"
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"♪ They want you as their needle when they're rolling in the hay ♪"
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"♪ Just hear me out when I say ♪"
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"♪ Bret, you've got it going on ♪"
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"♪ The ladies will get to know your sexuality ♪"
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"♪ When they get to know your personality ♪"
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"♪ Not in a gay way, just in a hey, man, I wanted to say ♪"
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"♪ That you're looking okay, man, why can't a heterosexual guy ♪"
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"♪ Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? ♪"
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"♪ Don't let anybody tell you you're not hump-able ♪"
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"♪ Because you're bump-able ♪"
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"♪ Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable ♪"
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"♪ I got it going on ♪"
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"♪ But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you ♪"
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"♪ Bret, you've got it going on ♪"
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"♪ No doubt about it, we'd be getting crazy ♪"
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"♪ Unh, if one of us was a lady ♪"
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"♪ Well 'cause sometimes it gets Ionely ♪"
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"♪ In fact one time when we were touring ♪"
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"♪ And I was really Ionely ♪"
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"♪ I put a wig on you when you were sleeping ♪"
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"♪ And I just lay there and spooned you ♪"
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"So, hopefully that made you feel better."
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"Can I please have a look at the lyrics?"
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"What is that about, "Sometimes I put a wig on you"
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"No. I didn't say anything like that."
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"It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they're a woman."
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"Bret? Bret?"
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"Bret!"
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"from the music video "Ashes to Ashes.""
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"I lost my depth perception."
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"- Oh no, did you? - Yeah, I missed my chair."
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"Actually, come to think of it,"
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"It was... oh, it was always,"
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""Bowie's bumped into a door.""
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"- Hey, David Bowie? - Yes, Bret?"
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"Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
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"Mm, if a friend of yours puts a wig on you when he's Ionely,"
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"He was pretending you're a woman?"
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"Totally fine."
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"Well, that's all."
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"Do you have any other advice for me?"
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"- Penguins are great... - Oh hey, guys."
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"- Hey, Mel. - Hi."
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"Well, you're looking good today, Bret."
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"- Very hot. - Thank you."
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"Oh, that's nice of Mel to say..."
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"Yes, it is, isn't it?"
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"You have a refined bone structure"
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"whereas Jemaine's facial features"
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"Yeah, Jemaine's often flat, but you are always on-key"
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"every time I come to your shows."
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"You're also really really deep and passionate."
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"- You know, like, you think... - Hey, Mel... don't you have to..."
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"- You're glowing. - Thanks, Mel, I appreciate it."
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"- See you later, bye. - See you."
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"What's her problem?"
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"Do you think my facial features are too deep-set"
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"to be considered classically handsome?"
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"Bret, Bret, uncross your legs."
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"Bret."
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"Yeah, that's a fun card."
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"Ah."
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"There's a small chip and speaker set"
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"that goes into the back of the card."
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"No, it's more like a..."
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"a chip and speaker set that we..."
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"Like headphones?"
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"the playing of the song when we open the card..."
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"is turning off at this point."
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"Like a Walkman."
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"Good."
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"Um, David, when will this meeting actually begin?"
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"Well it's, um... it has begun."
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"They didn't do a roll call."
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"Thank you, David. I know what you mean."
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"It's a kind of futuristic birthday card."
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"Wow, yes, that'd be great."
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"And we're going to pay you 1¢ per card."
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"Yes, we're talking serious money,"
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"I mean, I really need to know these guys. What are they all about?"
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"Yep, okay. Well, Bret,"
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"Oh well, um... I'm... I'm Bret."
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"Yeah?"
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"Um, you were bulimic recently."
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"- I wasn't... I wasn't bulimic. - He's not now, he's fine now."
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"- I wasn't bulimic. - It's cleared up."
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"And, Jemaine, he's the ladies' man."
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"- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are."
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"I've lost confidence now. Completely lost confidence."
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"I'm gonna interrupt you now, for a moment,"
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"because it seems to me that maybe..."
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"We are interested, and I'm really sorry about these guys."
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"You'll know what to do, Bret."
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"And you'll know exactly when the time is right."
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"Whoo-hoo! Whoo!"
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"Absolutely outrageous. What were you thinking?"
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"That's illegal, you know?"
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"I thought it would make us more memorable."
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"- Yeah, looked pretty good, eh? - Mm."
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"Well, it wasn't my idea, Murray."
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"David Bowie told me to do it in a dream."
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"Oh yeah, right, Bret. David Bowie in a dream."
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"That's typical of you. Major money."
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