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Clips from The Goldbergs - Magic Is Real (S03E03)

"As a kid, you fall so hard and feel so much,"
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"it makes the first breakup that much more painful."
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"It had been months since Dana and I split,"
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"and I decided it was time to move on."
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"Thankfully, my big bro was there to help."
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"Dude, what are you doing?"
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"Feathering my hair like famed lady killer Robert Lowe."
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"No. Watch and learn."
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"Now that's what the ladies like."
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"It looks super wet but somehow it's dry and crispy."
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"ADULT ADAM: Even though I decided against the flammable helmet head,"
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"I was starting to feel like I was back on my game."
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"And what do you know, girls were checking me out."
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"(CHUCKLES) A lot! Like, too much."
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"Almost as if they weren't even looking at me... Ah, damn it!"
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"Stupid handsome Ben."
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"Can you walk somewhere else?"
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"Sure thing, pal."
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"ADULT ADAM: Finding a new Dana was gonna be tough,"
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"so I turned to my sister's poster gallery"
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"of beloved '80s heartthrobs for inspiration."
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"Such kind eyes. Is that the trick?"
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"ADULT ADAM: And then reality hit me."
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"What are you doing to my Donnie?"
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"These bros get all the girls."
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"Now that Dana and I broke up,"
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"I've got to learn their secrets."
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"Well, for starters, they don't have wonky voices,"
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"and they don't cry at The Muppet Movie."
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"If Rainbow Connection doesn't move you to tears,"
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"then you're not alive."
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"What happened?"
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"(STUTTERS) It's like I'm totally invisible to girls."
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"At this rate, I'll never get another Dana."
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"Dude, getting girls is easy."
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"You don't know anything about girls."
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"All you need is a hook,"
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"something that makes you stand out."
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"Yeah? And what's your hook?"
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"Turtlenecks."
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"Sexy and comfortable."
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"Still upset about Dana, huh?"
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"Lucky for you, I actually know a girl who's super into you."
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"Really? Mom, Adam's feeling unloved!"
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"Wait, what?"
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"Is my baby sad?"
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"Well, look out, 'cause the cuddle coyote is stalking you!"
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"Why? Stay out of my room."
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"I'm coming for snuggies. (SNORTING)"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(HOWLS)"
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"¶ I'm twisted up inside"
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"¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"¶ I don't know the future"
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"¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶"
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"ADULT ADAM: It was March 23, 1980-something"
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"and Barry was planning for his future"
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"by watching the ambassador of the wealthy, Robin Leach."
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"Hey."
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"Robin Leach was about to explain why I need a wine butler."
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"Too bad. You're supposed to be studying for the PSAT!"
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"And I finished."
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"I did every practice exam in the whole book."
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"Oh, is that right? Explain this."
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"The correct answers just happened to form the Van Halen logo."
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"BEVERLY: And a dog? Woof."
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"A peace sign."
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"Pac-Man. I love that game."
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"And some hideous googly-eyed monster."
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"Well, that's actually you."
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"Well, I'm putting this on the fridge,"
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"but I'm still enraged."
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"Let's just nip this conversation in the butt."
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"Tests just aren't for me."
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"ADULT ADAM: When it came to college, my dad did what he never did,"
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"get involved."
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"Moron! (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"You're gonna throw your whole life away like a moron, moron?"
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"Wait!"
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"Did you just actually abandon your chair and TV to get involved?"
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"Look, you're gonna prepare for that test."
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"Your whole damn future depends on it."
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"Don't worry about my future."
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"Trust me, I have a million awesome options."
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"I don't want to hear your options."
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"NBA superstar power forward,"
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"professional ninja, successful Eskimo,"
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"a.k.a. success-kimo,"
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"and as a fallback, billionaire entrepreneur."
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"Spell "entrepreneur.""
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""A"... Get in the car!"
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"Hey, this isn't the zoo."
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"You're taking a PSAT prep course. Out!"
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"Hello, and what educational stretches"
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"are we looking to strengthen today?"
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"Actually, I won't waste your time."
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"I'll just wait here and make small talk"
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"until my dad circles around the block"
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"to make sure I didn't bail."
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"After that, I'm out."
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"Are you sure that... Bup-bup!"
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"He's taking a lap to check in on me,"
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"and..."
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"Suck it."
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"ADULT ADAM: As Barry was ditching the class,"
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"I was facing the sad reality"
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"that I'd never find a girl like Dana."
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"Poor kid."
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"He's been a wreck since he broke up with Dana."
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"I know. It breaks my heart to see him like this."
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"Past two years, all he's cared about is a girl."
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"But now I've got my snuggle muffin back."
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"Yeah, you really sound torn up about it."
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"I'm just saying it'll be nice"
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"to finally spend some time with him again."
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"'Cause the fact is,"
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"nothing heals a broken heart faster than mom time."
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"Did you say faster or weirder?"
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"BEVERLY: Ooh! It's on. It's on."
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"Kiddo, come watch with us!"
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